Short Gig Poems
Short Gig Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gig by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gig by length and keyword.
Les Dewett was a gigilo
Who loved to do it really slow
Though he was well hung
The tip of his tongue
Won their praises for Best of Show
Categories:
gig, lust,
Form:
Limerick
Spoke less,
did not feel like,
lips refused,
and tongue got tied,
throat was dry,
I gulped a little swig,
then spoke in a veritable gig.
Categories:
gig, inspirational, life, philosophy,
Form:
Free verse
Donald Trump must be Mr. Big
He trained his whole life for the gig
Awaiting the scene
Of Twenty-Nineteen
To star in The Year of The Pig
Categories:
gig, new year, political,
Form:
Limerick
When the Isle of Man Master Baitor
Got a gig on an Irish freighter
To Scotland they sailed
Until they were hailed
When seamen splashed an aviator
Categories:
gig, humor, word play,
Form:
Limerick
A frog who could dance up a jig
Went to Nashville to make it big
She set out for the disco
Ended up in some Crisco
Seems it wasn’t that type of gig
Categories:
gig, silly,
Form:
Limerick
On a moonlit pond
Paddle a flat bottom boat
Spotlight, Gig ready
At last you hear that deep crock
I love frog legs for breakfast
Categories:
gig, food, love,
Form:
Tanka
“Et tu, Brute?”
“Who me? "No! Never! Nay!"
’Tis yon Cassius’ gig.
I didn't wanna any part of it, you dig?
Now, please ~
kindly turn your head ~
the other way."
Categories:
gig, dark, humor, parody,
Form:
Light Verse
'Mom, dad', I’m going out to the bar
Where my 'peep Izzi', rocks her guitar
Her 'gig' will top rock charts
Though it’s not for 'pop' tarts
Specially, since her band’s called ‘Rats Star’.
Categories:
gig, fun, music,
Form:
Limerick
Last night's gig at the local casino
Four lads: John, Paul, George and Ringo--
Two Popes and a King
The Fourth couldn't sing--
They should have hired Placido Domingo
Categories:
gig, music, silly,
Form:
Limerick
I am small,
You are tall,
But does it matter at all?
No, Bernie!
My heart is Berning!
You see my vision.
I am a twig,
And you are big?
Let The Bern do his gig!
Bernie Sanders we can dig!
Categories:
gig, political,
Form:
Lyric
A singer whose name’s Carrie Oakey
Was hoarse, sounding terribly croaky
Carrie burst into tears
When folks covered their ears
She’s thankful her gig was just low key
10-08-17
Categories:
gig, humorous, song, sound,
Form:
Limerick
There was a quick wit who needed a gig
When his jokes fell flat, he danced Irish jigs
But one night he was so drunk
He kicked up a breeze that stunk
It seems 'quick-wit' zagged when he should have zigged
Categories:
gig, dance, drink,
Form:
Limerick
Little boy Bo
Loves football so
He’s glued to a television
He spends half his fall
Watching football
A boy with a life’s mission
He dreams he’ll grow big
So, he’ll land a gig
In the game of human collision
Categories:
gig, football,
Form:
Rhyme
'The Great Gig in the Sky' will always be the ultimate in concerts
Their stage is endless, with so many artists appearing
Ones fans will be in wonderment, and it won't cost them a penny
x-!<^v^>!x
Categories:
gig, music,
Form:
Verse
“I'll be BOCK” a quote from an Arnie gig
Here's another, “Bring me the head of a pig”
Sure this one's got ya stumped
It's Brian Reagan's best punch
A real funny man with a following quite big
(Check him out!!!)
Categories:
gig, humor,
Form:
Limerick
There was a guy named Jake , from Atlanta
In the Winter season he would play Santa
But he left that gig
To buy a big rig
Next he wed a sweet lady named Anna
Alexis Y.
12/18/19
Categories:
gig, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The starlet wore a cutaway gown
The bodice somewhat non-existent
When asked who she was wearing
She said, "Myself, for I am preparing,
Should this acting gig turn out minor
I plan to be a world-class designer.
written July 28, 2021
Categories:
gig, fashion, humorous, star,
Form:
Light Verse
There once was a character named Eli
Who really loved the fourth of July
He thought he was a stud
His fireworks were a dud
So he got a new gig and moved to Thai
7-5-19
Alexis Y
* Happy Belated Fourth Of July
Categories:
gig, july,
Form:
Limerick
You are not
Deserving of my kindess,
Let me spare you,
The ache and abhor
Of feeling like you broke my heart
Though regret you do implore
What a waste of time, Spent energy
On a Narc with a head too big
No longer will my heart you squander
This empath's got a new gig
Categories:
gig, break up,
Form:
Free verse
I binge watch t shows
If I like the characters
They become family
I have sat in my recliner for hours
Clicking next episode over and over
This is a new hobby for me
Relaxing in a whole new way
I have no idea how this can be my new life
But retirement is a different gig
I like it
Categories:
gig, retirement,
Form:
Free verse
I so loved Mister Pigo the pig
It was not at all infra dig
A Man and a beast
On a great love feast
joked jigged and rode in a gig
Categories:
gig, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Where can I flee
How can I hide
I'll still be me
On the opposite side
Wherever I go
There I am
Rerunning my show
Mary's little lamb
Despite the distance
Of here and there
Equivalent diligence
Nothing spared
I cannot dig
Climb, crawl or fly
An alternative gig
But I remain I
Categories:
gig, me,
Form:
Free verse
My butt is just so damn big
10 Irish men could do a jig
5 truckers could park their rig
16 Miners could plan a dig
9 drummers could perform a gig
2 Elephants could take a swig
22 college kids could do their trig
If only I’d eat less like a pig!
*For Susan's self exaggeration contest :)
Categories:
gig, slam,
Form:
Monorhyme
He called up the contact
The contact gave his name and number
The number was a familiar one
Old Nick's address 666
The name needed verifying
Biatch Wanker
Can you spell it again?
The line was bad
Remember son
Gothic music is the best
And Satan is a heavy metal God
See you at the gig
Dress in black...
Categories:
gig, dark, gothic, rude,
Form:
Verse
What's up Buttercup?
Oh, a little bit up,
a little bit down.
A little bit square,
a little bit round.
Sometimes I'm good,
sometimes I'm bad.
Sometimes I'm happy,
sometimes I'm sad.
Thank you for asking,
I'm glad that you did.
I hope you are well,
and having a good gig?
12th June 2025
Categories:
gig, engagement, feelings, friendship, fun, happy, motivation, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme