Short Get A Room Poems
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Joe is in love with June
A girl with eyes like moon
Whenever they meet
They are not discreet
Wishing they’d get a room
Now arriving at the hotel,
After the wedding went so well.
There was not a room
for the bride and groom
That night in the car was not swell.
Our kiss was too long, I presume,
she told us to go get a room -
my mouth was agape
at Vicar's new jape,
because we're the bride and the groom...
There once was a couple from Rundle
Who together we could only see double
Joined at the hip
We shouted a gip
"Christ, get a room for your muddle!"
Got a dirty room to broom
To make it spic, span, zoom
Tumbled on the greasy floor
Pale flew here, broom yore
Glad, a pretty nurse came to groom
Searching to get a room with a view
Overlooking lush gardens of Kew
With no green to be seen
And a landlord so mean
I quickly went back to Timbuktu
A couple, on high passion bent
Were caught loitering with intent
Get a room, they were told,
Before being so bold
But they couldn’t afford the rent
Arms entwined
Body pressed against body
Lips engaging lips
Thighs in a bind-
I cannot turn away- so -
Instead, I say, " Will you two, please get a room"
At the bus stop was smutty Miss June,
and her guy there was showing his moon,
having PDA fun
as June’s pants came undone.
It was not just the bus coming soon!
An amorous couple in the park
canoodled on the grass for a lark.
"All I hear is 'boom boom'.
Why don't you get a room?",
a flattened ant was heard to remark.
They shared too hot lips in Jaguar.
Jim Joe, out of fuel, going far.
He aimed for home run
But out came the sun.
Yelled cop, “Get a room! Get out car.”
Get a room, size, two metres by one
To avoid an accident you might have to run
following the rush
there's a button to flush
Offloaded, that urgency really wasn't much fun
A young fellow back east in Lahore
was making out with his girl on the floor.
Said she "This floor is too hard.
Let's go out in the yard
and in front of the neighbors next door!"
They flooded the server with chat,
With their memes of a skeptical cat.
“Get a room, or it’s doom!”
Typed the mod with a boom,
“Or I’ll nuke the whole channel now scat!”
''Get a room for me ten by ten by ten
Just Telling you again and again,
Windy breeze to blow
Go haste, don't go slow.
Now have started heavy showers of rains."
Out in the street a couple in embrace
made a lurid scene in the marketplace.
The shoppers gathered to shout
“your love we don’t ever doubt,
but get a room to shun public disgrace”.
Columbus and Vespucci charted the sea foam,
their star-studied maps taking them far from home~
till their helmsman did say,
“Hey, take your sextants away…
you ancient sea-souls, get a room for your tome.”
You've outgrown this dim room of mould
ceiling's peeling, walls are cracked and cold
get a room with view and broom
table for chats via zoom
live without control, equally bold —
They told me to "Go get a room!"
But how could they even presume
My income suffices;
These real estate prices?
Dear parents, your house is my tomb!
8/6/2026
Written for Margarita Lillico's Get a Room Poetry Contest
They revealed things that mortified me,
an abundance of flesh, clothing-free.
“Get a room, y’all!” I pled.
They proceeded instead
showing passion with great energy!
You've heard the song, “I'm In The Mood For Love” I assume
Got a new one, “I'm In The Mood To Multiply” I'll get a room
A good time you're in for
Hope your bum don't get sore
We'll fly to the heavens, you'll feel like you're in a typhoon
Contest: Get A Room
Sponsor: Margaritas Lilico
Ryhmes: AABBA
I love you and someday, we"ll be together.
But tonight, separate rooms will be better.
We will spend the night, but separately.
Our precious love will wait patiently.
We'll dine and get two rooms later.
Written: August 7, 2026 for a contest sponsored by Margarita Lillico
Checked by: HMS.COM / 10/10/6/6/10
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"Go get a room!" quacked the duck in the pond
at two clouds drifting dreamily beyond
They're cuddling in the sky
a beetle chirped nearby
Let them hover—for that bond, they're renowned.
**bawdy warning
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Get A Room Poetry Contest-Sponsored by: Margarita Lillico
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at the wedding friends of the bride and groom
saw them both outside going boom, boom, boom
straight to the point drunk guest, artie
the always life of the party
yelled, " why dont you two go and get a room"
Two friends went on a weeklong tour
Soon on bed, one began to snore
The other sat up irate.
He began cursing his fate.
He murmured “What an awful bore!”
With his friend lying so close on bed
He thought, his sleep, he would have to shed
He wished to avert his doom
Told hotel boy- ‘get a room’
Leaving his friend, to next room he fled.