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Short Get A Room Poems

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Premium Member In The Mood To Multiply

You've heard the song, “I'm In The Mood For Love” I assume Got a new one, “I'm In The Mood To Multiply” I'll get a room A good time you're in for Hope your bum don't get sore We'll fly to the heavens, you'll feel like you're in a typhoon

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Categories: get a room, love,
Form: Limerick

Bad Luck
I walk a little and talk a lot
I sing unlike a bird and tease a moth
I trip on the stair yet remember not to bare!
I saunter like a lady but stumble on a chair
Unlike my friend I tickle my own toes
Then suddenly I see this ant up my nose
I blow it off but alas its fast stuck
I forgot to wipe the treacle, bad luck!
So I sit and lament on the days events
Hoping and praying I'll get a room to rent!


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Categories: get a room, children
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Luner and Donder a Love Story
There once was a mad cow named Luner
Who loved Santa’s reindeer named Donder
She bought herself antlers
And a star map of Cancer
Her lift off was quite a disaster!

She mooooooooed “I really do need gas.”
Donder winked at her as he passed.
Letting go of a load
With antlers on hold,
She rose off the ground at last.

Now, Ole Santa, he saw silly Luner
He Ho Ho’ed “What is next flying tuna???”
Donder “Your grounded!
Your lust is unfounded
Get a room you two honeymooners!”


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Categories: get a room, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend
Form: Limerick