Get a Room

They shared too hot lips in Jaguar. Jim Joe, out of fuel, going far. He aimed for home run But out came the sun. Yelled cop, “Get a room! Get out car.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Jones Avatar
August 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
😂 Good one! Mine was similar.
Rodrigues Avatar
August 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
❤️
Hind Avatar
August 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
haha
Rodrigues Avatar
August 10, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Glad you enjoyed! Thanks
Rolland Avatar
August 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM
a funny and surprising final touch, enjoyed a lot
Rodrigues Avatar
August 10, 2026 at 10:56 AM
😂
Etgen-Baker Avatar
August 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
hilarious....best wishes with this contest entry.
Rodrigues Avatar
August 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
😂
Delegans Avatar
August 8, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Well done, Kim. This made me laugh out loud literally.
Rodrigues Avatar
August 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Thanks for letting me know! That alone makes this limerick worth it!
Smith nee Howarth Avatar
August 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Very funny limerick.
Rodrigues Avatar
August 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
😂
Cunningham Avatar
August 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Lol, some things are best done in the privacy of a room. Good luck Kim and enjoy your weekend. Tom
Rodrigues Avatar
August 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
😂
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