Short Geez Poems

Geez! Since when did my
feet reach so far from my nose
when I stretch out on the bed?...

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Joe puts his name on mirror with lipstick
So that in the morning, geez,
He doesn't waste so much time recalling
Who he is....

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Psychic parents - when did they come?
Geez, Mom, stop being a bum!
I want to live a normal life
Listening sometimes brings up strife!...

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Baub along a long road 
A day will come when you will 
Cum to seed the daze 
Dumble dee's dad dunks 
A listin the heads sense's 
Sinpsycolo geez us them then justuce...

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Clear confusion please
Unwanted disease
Help me, geez
Don't want freeze!

Truth behind mad
Seems like sad
Passing fad
Enouth pain had!

Find relief 
Trash grief
Which sneaks like thief
Now I am chief!...

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A  circus performer – Louise -
while swinging mid-air by trapeze
missed the bar; it was grim.
What a pity for him!
He had the misfortune to sneeze!

Now for Brian Strand's the 'ALL YOURS(May 21)' Poetry Contest...

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Erato’s Liar

Oh Geez,
Not yet another,
Oh Please,
That song’s been sung ad infinitum ad adnaseum,
Love Poems smother,

ME! With cloying sickly sweet annoying
Toying with
My mind
Please muse,
Send me… You Send Me
A spirit of another kind....

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Donald Trump- He's FIRED...yep, he's been tossed 
Some say, he's been cheated...double-crossed 
Geez, he still won't concede 
How much time does he need 
To admit to himself that he lost  



Out On A Lim Poetry Contest 
Sponsor: Joseph May 
11/22/2020...

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Mother mad?
Mother mean?
Heck who cares... have ice-cream!

Mother sad?
Mother afraid?
Heck who cares... on softball team!

Mother weary?
Mother depressed?
Heck who cares... roller-coaster scream!

(Still care deep-down and not on softball team and afraid of roller-coasters!)...

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Been sorting out my wardrobes
Geez, what a chore
Some left on their hangers
Most are on the floor

Tried to be ruthless
Not worn last year then out they go
Must bundle up the floor ones
Before my heart says NOOOO

It’s a 6 monthly ritual that I abhor
Money is put in a box in aid of cancer...

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ONCE UPON A TIME.......
I met a fellow with a chuckle, oh, so meez,
He said, "Life's a puzzle, it's all such a reez,
Let's find some fun, no need for the teez."
AND
We danced through streets with laughter and snizz,
Ignoring the world's fuss, what a wild wizz,
IT WAS A DREAM
Geez .............

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The sparrow hawk is so near dear!
Shush, shush, or, he will surely hear.

Yes, yes, you are a rare beauty
with a fine voice, a real cutie. 

Enough tweeting, be silent please,
we’ve a nest full of babies, geez!
 
My sweet song bird, I’ll free your beak,
if you would only shush, don’t tweet!...

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When I let one loose in the elevator... 
The girl right next to me sighed 
So, I said to her " Can't you smell that odor... 
Geez, it smells like something has died" 

Holding a tissue over her nose 
In a squeamish voice, to me...she said  
"If I didn't know any better mister... 
I could've sworn, I thought you were dead"...

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Zero patience have I
for those not prone to question things that seem untrue
nor ask WHY.

I feel disdain
for one who doesn’t have a clue.
Birdbrain -

For he’s
like a cuckoo.
Geez!

Zero patience have I
for one who doesn’t have a clue.
Geez.

April 25, 2022
For Mohan Chutani's Let's Minichu On Zero Poetry Contest...

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Louise would you please,
Sneeze in your elbows sleeves.
Geez Louise, don’t even wheeze.
Louise, seize it at the knees.
Louise do not sneeze a breeze.
Be at ease, no spreading disease.
Louise your body has the keys.
Maybe you’re allergic to bees.
Please Louise, stay still; freeze.
Louise, you are blowing cheese.
Louise, be careful with these....

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Groovy giraffe Moots with his bony knees
Slips and slides and calls out “geez!”
Fashionable, yet, not dapper, not in any way.
His confidence is enormous, and here to stay.

Why do you dress in suits? We ask old Moots.
Most of the animals wear their birthday suits.
I like being persnickety and upscale, he said.
We made fun of him, and his face turned red....

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“After one-hundred, which number comes next?”
inquired Ms. Colvin as she studied her text.

All of us kids raised our hands high,
then Ms. Colvin picked Brett, this one dumb guy.

“Two-hundred,” he said with complete confidence.
“Geez,” I thought, “he sure is dense.”

So I sat up straight 
and I felt really great
’cause the answer, I knew,
was one-hundred and two....

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A choo! Achoo! Oh geez, here we go!
L ousy allergies putting on a show.
L ingering effects of pollen's assault,
E yes weeping, nose running, I wish it would halt.
R ecurring miseries with each seasonal change,
G uaranteeing discomfort, plans rearranged.
I ndecent exposure to dust mites and such,
E nergy draining meds a necessary crutch.
S niffing and sneezing - I've had enough!...

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Trying to understand
Why Bella picked HIM
Instead of Jacob her
Life would be less dangerous
Instead she chose Death walking
Geez, he's a vampire
He could Kill her!
Though he doesn't

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I'm a big Twilight fan.....I go for the WOLVES though...............vamps are 
weerd........Emmett's cool though...................................

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THEE AND CHRISTMAS
by RELY JOY ANDOL

Heaven scent, dazzling lights,
Azure sky, cold breeze,
My heartbeat skips!
I am freeze.

Thou presence is my air when I breathe;
Twattling pounding of heart arises,
It's because of thee, geez!
It's a feeling like whooping at Christmas.

Undescribable feeling on Christmas eve;
Such a feeling I have with thee,
Because Christmas is thee,
My heart says I love you!...

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Along came a fire and I sat
Down beside her, the Earth's lava.
I move like a mule and a cat.
Not ever a care or botha.'

Wives and kids and money to be made.
Spinning dishes on poles evermore.
I stand a-muck with heart dismayed.
My compass smashed and far from shore.

I sit here now writing this poem.
Kyrielle? Why not? What the hell? 
Just two lines left in this flotsam.
Geez, I typed this slow as a snell....

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If She say's honey we,
She means honey you.
If She say's honey please,
She means honey do.
When She say's honey geez,
Dude, it's getting brutal,
hot tongue and cold shoulder,
are Dinner, You Tool..
Don't run your mouth,
it's only being foolish.
Or you sleep on a couch,
with Fi Fi the Sneaky Poodle.
What goes around, comes around,
and I've broke every rule.
As soon as She leaves,
I don't like that Sneaky Poodle....

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She was such a prim and proper wife.

When asked to cut the cheese, she'd ask her spouse to, please

because she did not like to use a knife.

But sometimes she would sneeze.

She could not help it then; she'd cut the cheese!

At such time, we'd be holding our noses.

It's for sure we were not smelling roses,

and we all would cry out, "Geez, Louise!"


Nov. 13, 2018 for Barry Stebbings' Write A Poem About Cheese Poetry Contest...

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I said, “I only eat reptiles for breakfast, if you please.”
Excuse me said the waitress, who started to sneeze.
We waited patiently, except Daddy who ordered peas.
Alligator or crocodile? Waitress asked, on her knees.

We thought this was strange. Mom said “Oh, please!”
Daddy was embarrassed. The table felt a chilly breeze.
After she took our order Mommy said, “She is a little tease!”
Daddy rolled his eyes and said, “Give me a break, geez!”...

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I Can't Be,
To Late To See
Your Smile!

My Legs'll Go A Drummen
My Feet'll Be A Buzzen 
For Miles!

With Your Honey Sweet I Go.
My Speed Like Lightning You Will Know.

On The Morning Breeze,
Just Pick Your Hour Please,
I'll Show!

And If The Journey Is Kind Of Smokey Long,
Across The River I'll Bring A Different Song,
To Dreams.

Moving On Your Smile, Is A Chance I'll Make
To Be.
I Can't Wait Any Longer,
Now My Heart It's You I'm Pondering,
Geez!...

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