Short Gals Poems
Short Gals Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gals by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gals by length and keyword.
Lovely Chances
Life and love gives us cheap chances
To give good guys and gals red roses...
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Categories:
gals, love
Form:
Crystalline
Stones
Rolling Stones
needed no pheromones.
They rocked
and gals flocked!
Written 4/8/14 For Just Ten Words Contest...
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Categories:
gals, music,
Form:
Clerihew
Limerick For Michelle
Michelle, an appreciative poet
Decided to take time to show it.
Wrote a poem to her pals,
To both guys and gals-
She was always nice, now we all know it....
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Categories:
gals, appreciation, friend, poetess, poets, thank you,
Form:
Limerick
Fun At the Beach
There's a ripped, good looking guy...
gals, don't assume he's quite and shy!
Watch how he models:
he flexes his muscles...
winking at ladies strolling by!...
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Categories:
gals, adventure, funny, places, seasons
Form:
Limerick
How To Choose a School
Today's college-bound guys and gals
prioritize the essentials with certitude
The number one factor in choosing a school
~ is the quality and variety of the food...
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Categories:
gals, food, school,
Form:
Rhyme
The Irrepressible Gracie Allen
Find here a tribute to one of the cleverest gals
To ever grace a show biz locale
She mused that parties 'stand' for a platform
For which voters 'fall' by the swarm...
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Categories:
gals, humor, tribute, woman,
Form:
Clerihew
Ball Players
Ball players have major bald spots
Too large to stop where their cranium stops
Five outta ten
Gals ten outta ten
Noggin to their toesies and that is tops...
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Categories:
gals, baseball,
Form:
Limerick
Values
Sensitivity's what gals hold dear
in guys. High on their lists: his career.
What is it for us'll
make us want to nuzzle?
High skirts, low blouses, hot lovin', cold beer....
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Categories:
gals, girlfriend-boyfriend,
Form:
Limerick
Hes a Good Sport - Bawdy
Old Olfa’s an expert at yoga
and viewed as a bit of an ogre
When gals see him rise
They get a surprise
He’s naked beneath his white toga!
09/30/20...
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Categories:
gals, body, clothes,
Form:
Limerick
Loverly James' Aim
There’s a man with a flame name of James
He lives north, yes far north, of the Thames
He’s a lover for sure
Courting gals by the score
But, his wife loves his hide all the same!...
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Categories:
gals, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend
Form:
Limerick
Not Fair
These dogs must be females, you know
As we during breaks at a show
For stalls, wait in line-
Men in and out fine!
Not fair when we gals gotta go!
...
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Categories:
gals, cute, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Practical Jack
Writing limericks was Jack's strongest suit
He won all the contests, worth zero loot
He struck out with the gals
Couldn't even make pals
So Jack got practical ~ took up the flute...
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Categories:
gals, humor, poetry, poverty,
Form:
Limerick
Obsolete Word
I'm heartsick that "gals" no longer remain
Gals are called guys, how completely insane
Please gals, hurry back
Your charms we so lack
It's a good word that we must now regain
7/23/22...
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Categories:
gals, how i feel,
Form:
Limerick
An Old Aussie In Perth
An old Aussie in the suburbs of Perth
Writes the corniest folk songs on earth
His heart’s always breakin’
He’s again been forsaken
and his gals cheatin’ out thar in Fort Worth
2/13/22...
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Categories:
gals, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Dee Wore a Bikini
Dee wore a teeny weeny bikini
All guys on the beach whistled her keenly
She caused hullabaloo
As it was a see-through
And green-eyed gals swore at Dee obscenely....
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Categories:
gals, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Manogram
A mammogram’s not what gals cherish.
The pressure is truly nightmarish.
But what if the guys
unbuttoned their flies
and felt the same squeeze… they would perish....
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Categories:
gals, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Tales From the River Bank
Sues uses her ‘flotation tanks’,
When swimming between river banks,
Her boobs keep her afloat,
She won’t need a lifeboat,
For boobies us gals can give thanks!
07/30/20...
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Categories:
gals, body, water,
Form:
Limerick
Prehistoric Googling
Remember filing cabinets from way back when
Gals would bend down revealing their gems
Now Google's taken over
So calm own there Rover
It's the 21st century, ogling's been condemned...
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Categories:
gals, history,
Form:
Limerick
Set My Ass On Fire
Had to give up jogging in my skimpy attire
My thighs rubbed together causing my ass to catch fire
Will stay a slob
Heart still throbs
You gals will have to aim just a wee bit higher...
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Categories:
gals, depression,
Form:
Limerick
An Upside Doen Lassie
Once was in love with an Aussie lass
It's happened again my expectations are vast
A great weakness I sure have
Aussie gals know how to laugh
Anticipating a thrill totally unsurpassed...
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Categories:
gals, language,
Form:
Limerick
Broken Pen
Today's Bio
Point blank
Sorry for letting you down.
I have a major case of writers block.
I could not even pull off a simple collab.
You guys and gals are lucky.
I have no inspiration.
:(
SKAT...
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Categories:
gals, absence, abuse, addiction,
Form:
Bio
Partial To Boobs
Got some really good friends here on The Soup
You know for youse guys, I'd jump through hoops
It's not a surprise
Some have great thighs
Do I mean guys or gals? Kinda partial to boobs!...
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Categories:
gals, girl,
Form:
Limerick
Our Politics
Who's the power behind the throne?
Renewed zipper in the zone,
Look out, gals in the ACT,
Yet more sprogs for Barnaby?
Who shall his next wife be?
is he ScoMo's majority?
Voting in our future, you see!...
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Categories:
gals, allusion, political,
Form:
Free verse
To Date Or To Mate, That Is the Question
Carrie and her gals, swell, suave and witty,
For Big or Small don’t have any pity.
A perfect mate
Or a hot date?
Unresolved take on Sex and the City!
Sex And The City
April 1, 2022...
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Categories:
gals, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Mae West Sensual Frog
Mae West Sensual Frog was the ultimate diva
Who outshone saloon gals like Francine and Steveah
Attended parent teacher conferences in a sexy gown.
Green eyes popped out of new teacher’s head, Mr. Toado Brown....
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Categories:
gals, animal,
Form:
Rhyme