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Set My Ass On Fire

Had to give up jogging in my skimpy attire My thighs rubbed together causing my ass to catch fire Will stay a slob Heart still throbs You gals will have to aim just a wee bit higher

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 3/27/2018 4:45:00 AM
Oh my, you had me laughing in stitches. Now I really have to try to write me a silly one or two. Seems like you might sound like Jumping, Jack Flash. haha// lol//XOX// Evie
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2018 6:31:00 AM
Stay tuned... lots more to come!!! LOL Life's a blast... love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 3/22/2018 7:44:00 PM
Bah ha ha! ;)
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 3/22/2018 8:01:00 PM
Aw sweetness! My dear Popa used to say "night night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite" <3
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/22/2018 7:49:00 PM
Do you know what time it is Miss Mo!!!! LOL Sleep tight... don't let the bugs bite!!! Lovsies, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 3/22/2018 11:00:00 AM
hahaha... I thought it was all that flatulence resulting in fire...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/22/2018 11:04:00 AM
UH!!! THAT TOO!!! Good day my good friend!!! Happy Jack sending you flowers!!! HUH!
Date: 3/22/2018 7:35:00 AM
I have to laugh at this one! Funny!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/22/2018 7:39:00 AM
Silly eh!!! Thanks for coming by Miss Caren!!! Lovsies, Happy Jack XOX

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