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Sues uses her ‘flotation tanks’, When swimming between river banks, Her boobs keep her afloat, She won’t need a lifeboat, For boobies us gals can give thanks! 07/30/20

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Date: 8/9/2020 3:51:00 AM
LOL, I suppose my belly would maybe come to my rescue! Love this, Jan. So glad to see your muse is back
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Date: 8/5/2020 2:37:00 PM
LOL Love this, Jan! For some reason, I cannot sink. Can't even make my way to the bottom of the pool. But it's certainly not because I have huge "flotation devices." Still laughing, dear. Hugs, Carolyn
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/5/2020 2:59:00 PM
lol you make me smile with your comment:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/3/2020 8:32:00 AM
Your sense of humour is one to be admired Jan , well penned, a real fun poem. Sorry I put your surname instead of your first name (which is now fixed) but I did think of you first.Blessings and hugs, Jennifer
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Date: 8/5/2020 8:11:00 AM
thanks for the amendment to my name Jennifer:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/2/2020 9:11:00 PM
G'day Jan ... you ladies are so lucky. Us men have to dog paddle like crazy. Keep giving us a good belly laugh Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 8/5/2020 8:11:00 AM
lol thanks Lindsay keep on paddling lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/2/2020 4:31:00 PM
Very clever limerick Jan. Had me chuckling on this one. love phyl
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Date: 8/5/2020 8:11:00 AM
thanks Phyl hope you are keeping well:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/2/2020 2:33:00 PM
I have actually seen women that ridiculously large, using implants! But there are some in the world who are actually born to become that way!! In those cases, they should never be able to drown. Good one, Jan.
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Date: 8/5/2020 8:10:00 AM
lol thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/31/2020 8:07:00 PM
My goodness I don't know where to look! As always, your humour is titillating! You really buoyed my spirits with this clever limerick. If you win any contests, please keep me abreast of the situation. hugs ~ John
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Date: 8/5/2020 8:10:00 AM
ha ha ha love that comment John!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/31/2020 7:42:00 AM
- ... :))) ... we bought a boat this week ... is there any special advice you can give me ? :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 8/5/2020 8:09:00 AM
lol thanks Anne-Lise and Rico:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 7/31/2020 3:01:00 PM
Yes; forget about learning to swim and learn to float without moving a finger! Aloha! Rico
Date: 7/30/2020 6:53:00 PM
LOL... that's so adorable Jan :) Love it and you. God bless you
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Date: 8/5/2020 8:09:00 AM
thanks so much Regina:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/30/2020 6:42:00 PM
hahahaha! My f.t's are my hips now. Whoa! :) gw
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Date: 8/5/2020 8:08:00 AM
lol thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/30/2020 6:30:00 PM
Poetrysoup above says indicate what one appreciate about the poem, I think you done all of that, in your unique way Jan, brighten my day, thankyou.
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Date: 8/5/2020 8:08:00 AM
lol thanks Harry I try to make folk smile when i can:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/30/2020 6:00:00 PM
ummm, errr. What should I say? She color coded her lipstick to her outfit quite nicely. :)
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Date: 8/5/2020 8:08:00 AM
lol thanks Jenna:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/30/2020 5:45:00 PM
LOL on this one, dear Jan. I've written a limerick somewhat like this one. I haven't written a limerick in a while. One on Trump might do the fool justice. Thanks for the stop by. / M
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Date: 7/30/2020 4:43:00 PM
Not only are they good floating devices, they are good pillows to a weary head. xx
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Date: 8/5/2020 8:06:00 AM
lol thanks Reggae:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/30/2020 4:28:00 PM
Nature's own flotation devices, they can sure come in handy!
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Date: 7/30/2020 4:33:00 PM
lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/30/2020 2:57:00 PM
Wow, theyll certainly keep her afloat Jan, no fear of her going under. Tom
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Date: 7/30/2020 3:05:00 PM
lol Tom:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/30/2020 2:45:00 PM
Lol! Jan, Your muse is officially back. Hale to the limerick Queen! I really enjoyed the read:-) Alexis
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Date: 7/30/2020 2:47:00 PM
lol Alexis its been a while since i wrote a limerick i am hoping the muse is back for good:-) hugs jan xx