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Tales From the River Bank

Sues uses her ‘flotation tanks’,
When swimming between river banks,
Her boobs keep her afloat,
She won’t need a lifeboat,
For boobies us gals can give thanks!

07/30/20

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Jack Horne August 9, 2020 at 3:51 AM LOL, I suppose my belly would maybe come to my rescue! Love this, Jan. So glad to see your muse is back

Carolyn Devonshire August 5, 2020 at 2:37 PM LOL Love this, Jan! For some reason, I cannot sink. Can't even make my way to the bottom of the pool. But it's certainly not because I have huge "flotation devices." Still laughing, dear. Hugs, Carolyn Jan Allison August 5, 2020 at 2:59 PM lol you make me smile with your comment:-) hugs jan xx

Panagiota Romios August 5, 2020 at 4:38 AM What a fun limerick...."floaters" ))) Pangie xx Jan Allison August 5, 2020 at 8:13 AM ha ha ha I once got castigated for writing about a floater cos it was a poop poem and NOT a subject poets should write about ... what crap lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos August 3, 2020 at 8:32 AM Your sense of humour is one to be admired Jan , well penned, a real fun poem. Sorry I put your surname instead of your first name (which is now fixed) but I did think of you first.Blessings and hugs, Jennifer Jan Allison August 5, 2020 at 8:11 AM thanks for the amendment to my name Jennifer:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie August 2, 2020 at 9:11 PM G'day Jan ... you ladies are so lucky. Us men have to dog paddle like crazy. Keep giving us a good belly laugh Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison August 5, 2020 at 8:11 AM lol thanks Lindsay keep on paddling lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Phyllis Babcock August 2, 2020 at 4:31 PM Very clever limerick Jan. Had me chuckling on this one. love phyl Jan Allison August 5, 2020 at 8:11 AM thanks Phyl hope you are keeping well:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich August 2, 2020 at 2:33 PM I have actually seen women that ridiculously large, using implants! But there are some in the world who are actually born to become that way!! In those cases, they should never be able to drown. Good one, Jan. Jan Allison August 5, 2020 at 8:10 AM lol thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

John Watt July 31, 2020 at 8:07 PM My goodness I don't know where to look! As always, your humour is titillating! You really buoyed my spirits with this clever limerick. If you win any contests, please keep me abreast of the situation. hugs ~ John Jan Allison August 5, 2020 at 8:10 AM ha ha ha love that comment John!:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen July 31, 2020 at 7:42 AM - ... :))) ... we bought a boat this week ... is there any special advice you can give me ? :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison August 5, 2020 at 8:09 AM lol thanks Anne-Lise and Rico:-) hugs Jan xx Rico Leffanta July 31, 2020 at 3:01 PM Yes; forget about learning to swim and learn to float without moving a finger! Aloha! Rico

Regina Mcintosh July 30, 2020 at 6:53 PM LOL... that's so adorable Jan :) Love it and you. God bless you Jan Allison August 5, 2020 at 8:09 AM thanks so much Regina:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf July 30, 2020 at 6:42 PM hahahaha! My f.t's are my hips now. Whoa! :) gw Jan Allison August 5, 2020 at 8:08 AM lol thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman July 30, 2020 at 6:30 PM Poetrysoup above says indicate what one appreciate about the poem, I think you done all of that, in your unique way Jan, brighten my day, thankyou. Jan Allison August 5, 2020 at 8:08 AM lol thanks Harry I try to make folk smile when i can:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan July 30, 2020 at 6:00 PM ummm, errr. What should I say? She color coded her lipstick to her outfit quite nicely. :) Jan Allison August 5, 2020 at 8:08 AM lol thanks Jenna:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler July 30, 2020 at 5:45 PM LOL on this one, dear Jan. I've written a limerick somewhat like this one. I haven't written a limerick in a while. One on Trump might do the fool justice. Thanks for the stop by. / M

Reggae Magnet July 30, 2020 at 4:43 PM Not only are they good floating devices, they are good pillows to a weary head. xx Jan Allison August 5, 2020 at 8:06 AM lol thanks Reggae:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner July 30, 2020 at 4:28 PM Nature's own flotation devices, they can sure come in handy! Jan Allison July 30, 2020 at 4:33 PM lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham July 30, 2020 at 2:57 PM Wow, theyll certainly keep her afloat Jan, no fear of her going under. Tom Jan Allison July 30, 2020 at 3:05 PM lol Tom:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. July 30, 2020 at 2:45 PM Lol! Jan, Your muse is officially back. Hale to the limerick Queen! I really enjoyed the read:-) Alexis Jan Allison July 30, 2020 at 2:47 PM lol Alexis its been a while since i wrote a limerick i am hoping the muse is back for good:-) hugs jan xx