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Tales From the River Bank

Sues uses her ‘flotation tanks’,
When swimming between river banks,
Her boobs keep her afloat,
She won’t need a lifeboat,
For boobies us gals can give thanks!

07/30/20

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Jack Horne

Date: 8/9/2020 3:51:00 AM

LOL, I suppose my belly would maybe come to my rescue! Love this, Jan. So glad to see your muse is back

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/5/2020 2:37:00 PM

LOL Love this, Jan! For some reason, I cannot sink. Can't even make my way to the bottom of the pool. But it's certainly not because I have huge "flotation devices." Still laughing, dear. Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2020 2:59:00 PM

lol you make me smile with your comment:-) hugs jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 8/3/2020 8:32:00 AM

Your sense of humour is one to be admired Jan , well penned, a real fun poem. Sorry I put your surname instead of your first name (which is now fixed) but I did think of you first.Blessings and hugs, Jennifer

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2020 8:11:00 AM

thanks for the amendment to my name Jennifer:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/2/2020 9:11:00 PM

G'day Jan ... you ladies are so lucky. Us men have to dog paddle like crazy. Keep giving us a good belly laugh Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2020 8:11:00 AM

lol thanks Lindsay keep on paddling lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 8/2/2020 4:31:00 PM

Very clever limerick Jan. Had me chuckling on this one. love phyl

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2020 8:11:00 AM

thanks Phyl hope you are keeping well:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/2/2020 2:33:00 PM

I have actually seen women that ridiculously large, using implants! But there are some in the world who are actually born to become that way!! In those cases, they should never be able to drown. Good one, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2020 8:10:00 AM

lol thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

John Watt

Date: 7/31/2020 8:07:00 PM

My goodness I don't know where to look! As always, your humour is titillating! You really buoyed my spirits with this clever limerick. If you win any contests, please keep me abreast of the situation. hugs ~ John

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2020 8:10:00 AM

ha ha ha love that comment John!:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/31/2020 7:42:00 AM

- ... :))) ... we bought a boat this week ... is there any special advice you can give me ? :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2020 8:09:00 AM

lol thanks Anne-Lise and Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/31/2020 3:01:00 PM

Yes; forget about learning to swim and learn to float without moving a finger! Aloha! Rico

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 7/30/2020 6:53:00 PM

LOL... that's so adorable Jan :) Love it and you. God bless you

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2020 8:09:00 AM

thanks so much Regina:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 7/30/2020 6:42:00 PM

hahahaha! My f.t's are my hips now. Whoa! :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2020 8:08:00 AM

lol thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 7/30/2020 6:30:00 PM

Poetrysoup above says indicate what one appreciate about the poem, I think you done all of that, in your unique way Jan, brighten my day, thankyou.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2020 8:08:00 AM

lol thanks Harry I try to make folk smile when i can:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan

Date: 7/30/2020 6:00:00 PM

ummm, errr. What should I say? She color coded her lipstick to her outfit quite nicely. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2020 8:08:00 AM

lol thanks Jenna:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 7/30/2020 5:45:00 PM

LOL on this one, dear Jan. I've written a limerick somewhat like this one. I haven't written a limerick in a while. One on Trump might do the fool justice. Thanks for the stop by. / M