Baby Dill

If I had a shiny new nickel
I'd buy me another dill pickle
My wife thinks she knocked me up
Made me go pee in a cup
But pickle juice came out in a trickle

funnymemelimerick

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Poet Destroyer A

December 6, 2012 at 7:11 PM

lol.... this one was fun to read...pd

Andrea Dietrich

November 15, 2010 at 8:59 PM

I see why this took top honors. JUst like in MY funny contest, your humor ranks high again!!

James Fraser

November 15, 2010 at 12:47 PM

Nice one Larry, you sure are a funny writer. You should write comedy sketches. Congratulations on your 1st place in pd's contest >> James

Carol Sunshine Brown

November 15, 2010 at 10:15 AM

Congratulations on your win Larry in P D's contest "Pickles & Tickles *Limerick*". Love, Carol

John Freeman

November 15, 2010 at 9:02 AM

Awesome Limerick Larry, congratulations on your Ace, Agape, Moses

Daniel Cwiak

November 15, 2010 at 7:18 AM

Very funny, Larry! Well deserved win with this dilly of a write. Dan C

Tahera Mannan

November 14, 2010 at 8:47 PM

HAHaha just wonderfully funny. Many congratulations on this super win.

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

November 14, 2010 at 7:45 AM

Congrats Larry on your first place win in P.D.'s contest with this cute write and wonderful win for u my friend.. enjoy with luv this happy Sunday...

Barbara Gorelick

November 14, 2010 at 7:14 AM

You are the king what laughter you bring Congrats on #1 But with pickles I am now done...BG

Sara Kendrick

November 14, 2010 at 6:04 AM

Congratulations on your win in the contest..Sara

Dr.Ram Mehta

November 14, 2010 at 4:36 AM

Congratulations on this well deserved win, Larry

Poet Destroyer A

November 14, 2010 at 3:43 AM

CONGRATULATIONS LARRY,!!! for your first place win, in my contest,,lol,, you see! not knowing who was my number one makes me smile,, when i see its someone i tell i love their work and is on my favorites,, have a nice one,..p.d.