You Can Buy Anything These Days

YOU CAN BUY ANYTHING  THESE DAYS  ( LIMERICK )


Me farm  stuff  was up on the block 

I'd  tree fruits and live henyard stock

It was no ifs or buts 

She lunged quick for me nuts

But  she  only wanted  me cock
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 1/20/2011 5:41:00 PM
this is excellent me twin brother. you have me in stitches. for that I'll teach you hoe to breathe through your ears.
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Date: 1/19/2011 9:05:00 AM
Ha Ha Ha
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Date: 1/18/2011 7:44:00 PM
Oh, my,Sydney, I just read Deb's message. She is so right. Why didn't you enter this in the naughty contest?? Cool ending! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 1/18/2011 1:05:00 PM
What a riot!! Love your limerick, Sydney. A bit on the "spicy" side, but definitely not over the top. Great work! Good luck in the contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 1/18/2011 10:07:00 AM
You missed the ADULT contest now e're doing children's Limerick's about animals! BUT I think your meters off in line 2 "I" sounds like a STRESS and the line doesn't make sense? [sense in a limerick hmmm] okies that line needs work. line 3 no if and or buts/ line 4 she wanted me nuts line 5 is all out of "whack" ;) Line 5 though a greatpunch line needs the most work on meter & is the most important line. Hope you're not sorry you asked?
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Date: 1/18/2011 9:18:00 AM
xxxx-rated, lol sydney... oh may gas, * laughter*... good winning luck in the contest! :) nette
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