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While listening to my wife complain She filled my head with a terrible pain She says her butt's getting fat She even blames me for that And then she waits for me to explain

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 12/17/2010 7:23:00 PM
Awesome my friend. LOL Great limerick. Ralph.
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Date: 12/17/2010 10:51:00 AM
By the way, this poem reminds me of the GEICO commercial where Honest Abe's very wide wife asks him if the dress she's wearing makes her look fat. LOL Enough babbling from me -- have a great day.
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Date: 12/17/2010 10:50:00 AM
Larry, thanks for reading C.L.'s poem for you. He's still pretty new here, but nearly all of his poems are humorous and some are downright outrageous. You know I love humor, so I always try to read his poetry when I need a laugh. He's not only terrific, but prolific as well!
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Date: 12/17/2010 10:31:00 AM
Seems like you're taking flack from both your mother-in-law and your wife now, Larry! Very funny. Please check out C.L. Thornton's newest post "On Reading Larry Belt." You'll get a great laugh! C.L. had written one earlier about his mother-in-law and I mentioned the poems you wrote about yours, so now he's reading your poetry too -- with a bit of envy expressed in the poem mentioned here. Enjoy! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 12/16/2010 12:33:00 PM
OH no, I don't believe it LOL. Light & Love
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Date: 12/16/2010 4:27:00 AM
Enjoyed reading your wonderful poetry today Larry. Love, Carol
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