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Wedded Bliss

While listening to my wife complain
She filled my head with a terrible pain
She says her butt's getting fat
She even blames me for that
And then she waits for me to explain

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Ralph Taylor

December 17, 2010 at 7:23 PM

Awesome my friend. LOL Great limerick. Ralph.

Carolyn Devonshire

December 17, 2010 at 10:51 AM

By the way, this poem reminds me of the GEICO commercial where Honest Abe's very wide wife asks him if the dress she's wearing makes her look fat. LOL Enough babbling from me -- have a great day.

Carolyn Devonshire

December 17, 2010 at 10:50 AM

Larry, thanks for reading C.L.'s poem for you. He's still pretty new here, but nearly all of his poems are humorous and some are downright outrageous. You know I love humor, so I always try to read his poetry when I need a laugh. He's not only terrific, but prolific as well!

Carolyn Devonshire

December 17, 2010 at 10:31 AM

Seems like you're taking flack from both your mother-in-law and your wife now, Larry! Very funny. Please check out C.L. Thornton's newest post "On Reading Larry Belt." You'll get a great laugh! C.L. had written one earlier about his mother-in-law and I mentioned the poems you wrote about yours, so now he's reading your poetry too -- with a bit of envy expressed in the poem mentioned here. Enjoy! Love, Carolyn