The Birds and the Bees

There once was a bee named Betty
who waxed warm for her friend Freddy
after a smoke
she got a poke
Now Betty is married to Freddy.


Poet: Debbie Guzzi
Contest: Birds & the Bees

PS don't smoke and don't poke and you won't get pregnant!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Chircop Avatar
February 22, 2012 at 6:42 AM
to my favs
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February 22, 2012 at 6:41 AM
i think i got poked..lol..This is very funny ,i can't stop laughing,hope to see it with the winners Deb :)
Song Avatar
February 21, 2012 at 7:30 PM
Ha ha ha....this is an expceptional entry for the contest, Debbie! Such a strong anti-smoking message too! lol. Hope you are doing well. Love, Gwendolen
Song Avatar
February 21, 2012 at 7:30 PM
exceptional
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February 21, 2012 at 1:06 PM
lol... Debbie... smoking does not go with my complexion... but, darn that poke... now i have 5..lol... good luck in the contest...pd
M V Avatar
February 21, 2012 at 7:13 AM
Beautifully penned for the contest,Debbie.My reading finished on smile.Hope you are well.Thank you for placing me among your winners.Lovingly,Fabiyas
Fitzgerald Avatar
February 20, 2012 at 6:05 PM
Many smiles Debbie thank you so much , Hugs and best wishes , Declan xxx
Dietrich Avatar
February 20, 2012 at 5:43 PM
hahaha, and cute side note. LOVE it.
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February 20, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Haha...enjoyed the fun.Best wishes for the contest Debi.
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February 20, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Lol. Very good. Thanks for the smiles. Luv n hugs Michael
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