Short Flo Poems

A thespian swallowing grapes
Said they tasted better than apes
Flo monkeyed around
And finally found
Candid Camera behind the drapes...

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Joe was slow, as men come and go
never really fit in, you know
	he tried very hard
	always kept his guard
then he married pretty Flo Schmoe...

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There was once an old girl called Flo
On her death asked to go below.
See, she had this trick,
To try to convert old Nick,
But he told her where to go!...

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There once was a girl named Flo
That every man wanted to know 
They went in for a while 
And came out with a smile
The girl was like St Nick's  Ho! Ho! Ho!...

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To Ben McDuff poor Mary would cling
When Ben McDuff did his Highland Fling
But so fast did he fling than she came unclung
And over the Highlands she was flung...

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With Flo and Charmaine

Our hearts will always remain
With both Flo and Charmaine;
When from us life does so drain,
Need poets like you to remove pain.

Jim Horn...

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There once was a young girl named Flo.
She liked holidays quiet and slow.
	But Jolly Saint Nick,
	well, he came too quick
and poor Flo was left to clean up the snow....

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We are with a young springer called Flo
living up to her name in full flow.
     Dancing on her lead
     she's longing to speed,
for there's nothing she'll miss with her nose....

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Once upon a time, long, long, ago
A Nightingale sang to a nurse named Flo
The bird loved Flo and sang so sweet
So Flo took the Nightingale home to eat
How could anyone stoop so low...

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Flo Floozie will always be seen
			on St. Pat's Day covered in green,
			except for her rear.
			The message is clear:
			Pinch gently here, guys. Don't be mean!


March 18, 2016...

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She slept upon a bench,
Her snores annoyed a guy.
He told her to shut up,
And stabbed her in the eye. *

*A true story about an elderly bag lady, who was murdered at a local bus station....

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Uncle Joe spends his days on death row,
for killing his best friend and Aunt Flo.
He found them in bed,
then filled them with lead.
Losing a friend hurts, don't you know?




3/28/20...

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When Indecision
Is with you,
Let  Patience,
Out weigh the thought.

The time you find,
You can’t make up your mind,
Then decision should
Be made not!

Florence McMillian (Flo)...

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Dear Flo is back, hang out the flags
It's been way too long, a real drag
She's promised me this
She'll honour my wish
So we'll once more enjoy this sweet scallywag


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Cold stone marks the dead man's grave
Words say he was young and brave
Killed in war laid here to rest
Tears fall for the gift he gave


3-21-20
Contest: Let The Pens Flo - Jueju
Sponsor: Jenish Somadas...

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Gravity has affected poor Flo 
Her poor boobies now hang down so low
They once looked fantastic
But now are elastic
And now seem like they’re made of play doh!

Jan Allison
26th March 2016...

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My friend's a Democrat voter named Flo
She told me, "I don't want that old white Joe! --                   (Joe Biden)
   We all want to see change
   The deck to rearrange --
Let's nominate a 'Lez for Prez,' you know!"...

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Set em up Joe, got a little story your mind it will blow
Bout a chick and her beau, making out in the snow
Got stuck till spring
Warmth unstuck their things
Had sixty-eight kids and a donkey they named “Flo”!!!...

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Windy and her cousin Flo
Went down to the rodeo

The cows were walking on the moon
They hadn't seen the crack of noon

Floyd got his fiddle out
They danced the night away

I can't remember anything
I don't know what to say...

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Oh, you don't like the things I have to say, well okay, just go ahead and kiss my grits!

Alabama native Polly Holliday portrayed Flo, a sassy waitress on the TV show "Alice," in the late 1970s. She coined the phrase "Kiss my grits!" ~Wikipedia...

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(Limerick)


There once was a woman named  Flo 
Who did it by the way that you know 
She had a long nose 
And alligators in tow 
Who ate her nose and each of her toes! 


Dorian Petersen Potter 
aka ladydp2000 
copyright@2014 


September,07,2014...

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On & On 
Go These Days
From Dusk Till Dawn
They Replay
Along The Way
Our Lives 
Unfold Into Our Fates

Untill Our Souls
Have Long Since 
Flown Away
Untill Our Bones
Are Old
With Gross Decay
Time Will Flo

With No Dismay


1/19/21
Circa Mid 2000's...

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He wanted to ROGER the lodger
She had a HUGH chest ANDREA*
But his wife found out about his desires
I can still see the FLO of blood from here!

*based on the British way of saying the name ANDREA = 'and rear'

Not for contest 

11~13~16...

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I post my poems on poetry soup
About farting and guys with brewer’s droop
I’ve been given a crown
And I won’t let Flo down  
Be assured I’ll keep on posting my poop!

Posted in conjunction with my blog about my amazing gifts from F J Thomas

25th January 2017...

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he got the strawberry so that was good
But it was raining on his little hood
it made him mad
and kind of sad
He was now crouching where once he stood

rain was violent and torrential too
he held that strawberry for his friend Sue
he loved her so
maybe more than Flo
He would court them both before he was through...

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