Short Flo Poems
Short Flo Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Flo by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Flo by length and keyword.
A thespian swallowing grapes
Said they tasted better than apes
Flo monkeyed around
And finally found
Candid Camera behind the drapes
Joe was slow, as men come and go
never really fit in, you know
he tried very hard
always kept his guard
then he married pretty Flo Schmoe
There was once an old girl called Flo
On her death asked to go below.
See, she had this trick,
To try to convert old Nick,
But he told her where to go!
There once was a girl named Flo
That every man wanted to know
They went in for a while
And came out with a smile
The girl was like St Nick's Ho! Ho! Ho!
To Ben McDuff poor Mary would cling
When Ben McDuff did his Highland Fling
But so fast did he fling than she came unclung
And over the Highlands she was flung
With Flo and Charmaine
Our hearts will always remain
With both Flo and Charmaine;
When from us life does so drain,
Need poets like you to remove pain.
Jim Horn
There once was a young girl named Flo.
She liked holidays quiet and slow.
But Jolly Saint Nick,
well, he came too quick
and poor Flo was left to clean up the snow.
We are with a young springer called Flo
living up to her name in full flow.
Dancing on her lead
she's longing to speed,
for there's nothing she'll miss with her nose.
Once upon a time, long, long, ago
A Nightingale sang to a nurse named Flo
The bird loved Flo and sang so sweet
So Flo took the Nightingale home to eat
How could anyone stoop so low
Flo Floozie will always be seen
on St. Pat's Day covered in green,
except for her rear.
The message is clear:
Pinch gently here, guys. Don't be mean!
March 18, 2016
She slept upon a bench,
Her snores annoyed a guy.
He told her to shut up,
And stabbed her in the eye. *
*A true story about an elderly bag lady, who was murdered at a local bus station.
Uncle Joe spends his days on death row,
for killing his best friend and Aunt Flo.
He found them in bed,
then filled them with lead.
Losing a friend hurts, don't you know?
3/28/20
When Indecision
Is with you,
Let Patience,
Out weigh the thought.
The time you find,
You can’t make up your mind,
Then decision should
Be made not!
Florence McMillian (Flo)
Dear Flo is back, hang out the flags
It's been way too long, a real drag
She's promised me this
She'll honour my wish
So we'll once more enjoy this sweet scallywag
© Jack Ellison 2015
Cold stone marks the dead man's grave
Words say he was young and brave
Killed in war laid here to rest
Tears fall for the gift he gave
3-21-20
Contest: Let The Pens Flo - Jueju
Sponsor: Jenish Somadas
Gravity has affected poor Flo
Her poor boobies now hang down so low
They once looked fantastic
But now are elastic
And now seem like they’re made of play doh!
Jan Allison
26th March 2016
My friend's a Democrat voter named Flo
She told me, "I don't want that old white Joe! -- (Joe Biden)
We all want to see change
The deck to rearrange --
Let's nominate a 'Lez for Prez,' you know!"
Set em up Joe, got a little story your mind it will blow
Bout a chick and her beau, making out in the snow
Got stuck till spring
Warmth unstuck their things
Had sixty-eight kids and a donkey they named “Flo”!!!
Windy and her cousin Flo
Went down to the rodeo
The cows were walking on the moon
They hadn't seen the crack of noon
Floyd got his fiddle out
They danced the night away
I can't remember anything
I don't know what to say
Oh, you don't like the things I have to say, well okay, just go ahead and kiss my grits!
Alabama native Polly Holliday portrayed Flo, a sassy waitress on the TV show "Alice," in the late 1970s. She coined the phrase "Kiss my grits!" ~Wikipedia
(Limerick)
There once was a woman named Flo
Who did it by the way that you know
She had a long nose
And alligators in tow
Who ate her nose and each of her toes!
Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2014
September,07,2014
On & On
Go These Days
From Dusk Till Dawn
They Replay
Along The Way
Our Lives
Unfold Into Our Fates
Untill Our Souls
Have Long Since
Flown Away
Untill Our Bones
Are Old
With Gross Decay
Time Will Flo
With No Dismay
1/19/21
Circa Mid 2000's
He wanted to ROGER the lodger
She had a HUGH chest ANDREA*
But his wife found out about his desires
I can still see the FLO of blood from here!
*based on the British way of saying the name ANDREA = 'and rear'
Not for contest
11~13~16
Frazzled freakish freckled Flo
Generously gives gifts on the go
Huckster Hugo has eyes for Flo
If they get together, who will know?
Just Jeremy, Jenny, Jimmy and Joe
Kindly crazy kin set up a glow
Lighting the meadow for Hank and Flo
Midnight merriment, a fireworks show
I post my poems on poetry soup
About farting and guys with brewer’s droop
I’ve been given a crown
And I won’t let Flo down
Be assured I’ll keep on posting my poop!
Posted in conjunction with my blog about my amazing gifts from F J Thomas
25th January 2017