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This is image of the actual crown F J Thomas sent me - isn't it stunning!!!!

I post my poems on poetry soup About farting and guys with brewer’s droop I’ve been given a crown And I won’t let Flo down Be assured I’ll keep on posting my poop! Posted in conjunction with my blog about my amazing gifts from F J Thomas 25th January 2017

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Just James

Date: 2/25/2017 1:14:00 PM

Your sense of humour still top notch...well done!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/25/2017 3:59:00 PM

Thanks James:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 1/28/2017 9:47:00 AM

LOL, love your new title too, ma'am : )

Jan Allison
Date: 1/28/2017 4:58:00 PM

I wear my crown with pride Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

Date: 1/28/2017 1:27:00 AM

You, stinker, you! Love it and you, Jan. Don't ever change :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/28/2017 4:57:00 PM

ha ha ha I have been called worse in my time lol:-) I will never change my style:-) I'm at a poetry night next Friday, been asked to 'perform' along with another 11 poets - will be a fun night and they want humourous poems so I will be in my element:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/26/2017 9:03:00 PM

Cute, you queenie you!!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/27/2017 3:03:00 AM

ha ha ha - well I could NEVER be the Queen or romance as I find it hard to write in that style but poop just flows from my pen lol:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 1/25/2017 10:11:00 PM

I Usta be the king of poop until I lost all the elastic in my pucker ring, and now I can't trust my farts...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/26/2017 12:02:00 PM

ha ha ha great comment Charlie:-) hugs jan xx

Arlene Smith

Date: 1/25/2017 11:38:00 AM

I just hope your heart smiles as much as you make me smile!! Always a fan, my friend..

Jan Allison
Date: 1/26/2017 12:03:00 PM

aww thanks Arlene:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 1/25/2017 11:27:00 AM

Lol...Nice one Jan...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/26/2017 12:04:00 PM

I can't think of a better crown to hold:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 1/25/2017 11:02:00 AM

Ahh!! Enjoyed reading your humorous Limerick..Thanks for dropping by..Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 1/26/2017 12:04:00 PM

Thanks Sara:-) hugs Jan xx

Kevin Leake

Date: 1/25/2017 10:01:00 AM

Good limerick Jan, Had a good laugh!!! Best Wishes Kevin

Jan Allison
Date: 1/26/2017 12:04:00 PM

Thanks Kevin:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 1/25/2017 10:00:00 AM

Hope you are enjoying your bday queen Jan of poop...May you reign your throne just long enough...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/26/2017 12:05:00 PM

I will sit on the throne and write for as long as I can:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 1/25/2017 9:31:00 AM

Her poems are always a hit - Here’s hoping she never does quit - But if she does go - It’s a nice easy flow - For she is the queen of the…oh wait. :)Happy Birthday Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/26/2017 12:06:00 PM

A first class comment I LOVE it Chris lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 1/25/2017 9:25:00 AM

I bow to the queen of the POOP!//There is no one who spices the soup//quite like our Jan//After a trip to the can//she gives us the latest hot scoop. Huggapoos! ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 1/26/2017 12:06:00 PM

eww ha ha ha a fabulous limerick my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/25/2017 9:04:00 AM

Hi Jan, I already commented on your blog. Fj is amazing for doing that for you. It's offical you have been crowned a queen.Have a great day on your Birthday " Your Majesty" :-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 1/26/2017 12:07:00 PM

Thanks so much for dropping by on the poem too Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx