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The Queen of Poop On Poetry Soup

I post my poems on poetry soup
About farting and guys with brewer’s droop
I’ve been given a crown
And I won’t let Flo down  
Be assured I’ll keep on posting my poop!

Posted in conjunction with my blog about my amazing gifts from F J Thomas

25th January 2017

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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Just James Date: 2/25/2017 1:14:00 PM Your sense of humour still top notch...well done! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/25/2017 3:59:00 PM Thanks James:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne Date: 1/28/2017 9:47:00 AM LOL, love your new title too, ma'am : ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/28/2017 4:58:00 PM I wear my crown with pride Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White Date: 1/28/2017 1:27:00 AM You, stinker, you! Love it and you, Jan. Don't ever change :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/28/2017 4:57:00 PM ha ha ha I have been called worse in my time lol:-) I will never change my style:-) I'm at a poetry night next Friday, been asked to 'perform' along with another 11 poets - will be a fun night and they want humourous poems so I will be in my element:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/26/2017 9:03:00 PM Cute, you queenie you!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/27/2017 3:03:00 AM ha ha ha - well I could NEVER be the Queen or romance as I find it hard to write in that style but poop just flows from my pen lol:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith Date: 1/25/2017 10:11:00 PM I Usta be the king of poop until I lost all the elastic in my pucker ring, and now I can't trust my farts... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/26/2017 12:02:00 PM ha ha ha great comment Charlie:-) hugs jan xx

Arlene Smith Date: 1/25/2017 11:38:00 AM I just hope your heart smiles as much as you make me smile!! Always a fan, my friend.. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/26/2017 12:03:00 PM aww thanks Arlene:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May Date: 1/25/2017 11:27:00 AM Lol...Nice one Jan... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/26/2017 12:04:00 PM I can't think of a better crown to hold:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Kendrick Date: 1/25/2017 11:02:00 AM Ahh!! Enjoyed reading your humorous Limerick..Thanks for dropping by..Sara Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/26/2017 12:04:00 PM Thanks Sara:-) hugs Jan xx

Kevin Leake Date: 1/25/2017 10:01:00 AM Good limerick Jan, Had a good laugh!!! Best Wishes Kevin Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/26/2017 12:04:00 PM Thanks Kevin:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 1/25/2017 10:00:00 AM Hope you are enjoying your bday queen Jan of poop...May you reign your throne just long enough... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/26/2017 12:05:00 PM I will sit on the throne and write for as long as I can:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green Date: 1/25/2017 9:31:00 AM Her poems are always a hit - Here’s hoping she never does quit - But if she does go - It’s a nice easy flow - For she is the queen of the…oh wait. :)Happy Birthday Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/26/2017 12:06:00 PM A first class comment I LOVE it Chris lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 1/25/2017 9:25:00 AM I bow to the queen of the POOP!//There is no one who spices the soup//quite like our Jan//After a trip to the can//she gives us the latest hot scoop. Huggapoos! ~ j Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/26/2017 12:06:00 PM eww ha ha ha a fabulous limerick my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 1/25/2017 9:04:00 AM Hi Jan, I already commented on your blog. Fj is amazing for doing that for you. It's offical you have been crowned a queen.Have a great day on your Birthday " Your Majesty" :-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/26/2017 12:07:00 PM Thanks so much for dropping by on the poem too Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx