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Gravity

Gravity has affected poor Flo 
Her poor boobies now hang down so low
They once looked fantastic
But now are elastic
And now seem like they’re made of play doh!

Jan Allison
26th March 2016

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Paul Callus Date: 3/30/2016 5:12:00 PM Enjoyed the humour, Jan:) I feel sorry for Flo...maybe we can buy her a suitable bra! hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2016 5:16:00 PM LOL Paul I did have fun with this one and when I found the picture I had to post it:-) hugs Jan xx

Red Fiery Date: 3/28/2016 10:57:00 PM hahah...I enjoyed reading this one too...you have a great sense of humour and you do have the power to capture things with so much of perfection !!!!!!!!!!!! Cheers ! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/28/2016 11:04:00 PM Thanks so much Red I do love to try and make people laugh with my poems - take their mind off their worries:-) hugs Jan x

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/27/2016 2:04:00 PM - This will fit perfectly in your "new book" ...... on page 12 :) - <3 it !!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/27/2016 2:22:00 PM lol I have lots of poems to write for it Anne lise but this one will be included:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/27/2016 12:53:00 PM Good one, Jan. Yes, it's one of your best!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/27/2016 1:04:00 PM LOL :-) I had fun with this one on so many levels lol:-) hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 3/27/2016 11:27:00 AM Ha ha, poor Flo! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/27/2016 11:38:00 AM Thanks for dropping by Richard glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Palli Date: 3/27/2016 7:56:00 AM Cute one! Made me smile Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/27/2016 8:11:00 AM Thanks Susan:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 3/27/2016 4:31:00 AM You do humor so wonderfully Jan! I truly admire that, and love to laugh, so thank you my friend. I remember explaining about this to my daughter when she was young and she said" I hate gravity". Lol. ; ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/27/2016 5:08:00 AM LOL Connie :-) I try my best to write with humour - if I make someone smile then my job is done:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Woods Date: 3/27/2016 1:47:00 AM Lol. Love it!! Very entertaining. On the bright side she'll be looking younger now the wrinkles have gone from her face. ; ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/27/2016 3:07:00 AM ha ha ha hilarious comment Mark:-) hugs jan xx

Nayda Ivette Negron Flores Date: 3/26/2016 8:25:00 PM Excellent limerick Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/27/2016 12:31:00 AM Thanks Nayda:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos Date: 3/26/2016 8:23:00 PM BOY! This Limerick has really been pulled down to earth Loved it..... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/27/2016 12:31:00 AM LOL thanks Judy:-)I udderly thank you for your support lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 3/26/2016 8:02:00 PM You need to write one from Mac about his dangling ...lol good one Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/26/2016 8:03:00 PM Mac ??? big mac lol:-) hugs Jan XXX

Nette Onclaud Date: 3/26/2016 7:56:00 PM hahaha, jan.. you are really on a roll!.. will write soon---can't stay on the comp for long!..huggs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/26/2016 8:02:00 PM Thanks Nette I had fun with this one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 3/26/2016 7:15:00 PM Maybe we should send Flo to the moon! All problems solved!!!! Hilarious Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/27/2016 8:11:00 AM Ha Ha lol:-) hugs Jan xx Arthur Vaso Date: 3/26/2016 11:54:00 PM No gravity on the moon, my idea is amazing!!!!!! LOL Jan Allison Date: 3/26/2016 7:51:00 PM Oh Flo could then poop on us at a great height - not one of your best idea's Arthur lol:-) hugs jan xx Tim Smith Date: 3/26/2016 7:45:00 PM Quiet or she might moon you : )

Tom Quigley Date: 3/26/2016 7:01:00 PM Smirk! Funny one. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/26/2016 7:51:00 PM Thanks Tom:-) hugs jan xx

Jai Bankson Date: 3/26/2016 11:45:00 AM Thanks for the smile...Jai Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/26/2016 12:36:00 PM Thanks for the comment Jai. Hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner Date: 3/26/2016 9:44:00 AM Love the humor, Jan. It reminds me of another joke about a woman who pulled her panties down around her knees and her ass was still in them. Great fun! Peace my friend:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/26/2016 7:52:00 PM Oh that sounds like an idea for a limerick Daniel lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Fleming Date: 3/26/2016 9:22:00 AM Damn those infernal Gravitons! Ahhh well...Looks like it could be a case of a reinforced strap. Lol - Funny as hell, Jan! My best regards. :) john Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/26/2016 9:32:00 AM LOL thanks John - in this instance I think the picture really compliments the poem too lol:-) hugs Jan xx