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Gravity

Gravity has affected poor Flo 
Her poor boobies now hang down so low
They once looked fantastic
But now are elastic
And now seem like they’re made of play doh!

Jan Allison
26th March 2016

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Paul Callus March 30, 2016 at 5:12 PM Enjoyed the humour, Jan:) I feel sorry for Flo...maybe we can buy her a suitable bra! hugs // paul Jan Allison March 30, 2016 at 5:16 PM LOL Paul I did have fun with this one and when I found the picture I had to post it:-) hugs Jan xx

Red Fiery March 28, 2016 at 10:57 PM hahah...I enjoyed reading this one too...you have a great sense of humour and you do have the power to capture things with so much of perfection !!!!!!!!!!!! Cheers ! Jan Allison March 28, 2016 at 11:04 PM Thanks so much Red I do love to try and make people laugh with my poems - take their mind off their worries:-) hugs Jan x

Anne-Lise Andresen March 27, 2016 at 2:04 PM - This will fit perfectly in your "new book" ...... on page 12 :) - <3 it !!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison March 27, 2016 at 2:22 PM lol I have lots of poems to write for it Anne lise but this one will be included:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich March 27, 2016 at 12:53 PM Good one, Jan. Yes, it's one of your best!! Jan Allison March 27, 2016 at 1:04 PM LOL :-) I had fun with this one on so many levels lol:-) hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux March 27, 2016 at 11:27 AM Ha ha, poor Flo! Jan Allison March 27, 2016 at 11:38 AM Thanks for dropping by Richard glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Palli March 27, 2016 at 7:56 AM Cute one! Made me smile Jan Allison March 27, 2016 at 8:11 AM Thanks Susan:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong March 27, 2016 at 4:31 AM You do humor so wonderfully Jan! I truly admire that, and love to laugh, so thank you my friend. I remember explaining about this to my daughter when she was young and she said" I hate gravity". Lol. ; ) Jan Allison March 27, 2016 at 5:08 AM LOL Connie :-) I try my best to write with humour - if I make someone smile then my job is done:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Woods March 27, 2016 at 1:47 AM Lol. Love it!! Very entertaining. On the bright side she'll be looking younger now the wrinkles have gone from her face. ; ) Jan Allison March 27, 2016 at 3:07 AM ha ha ha hilarious comment Mark:-) hugs jan xx

Nayda Ivette Negron Flores March 26, 2016 at 8:25 PM Excellent limerick Jan Jan Allison March 27, 2016 at 12:31 AM Thanks Nayda:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos March 26, 2016 at 8:23 PM BOY! This Limerick has really been pulled down to earth Loved it..... Jan Allison March 27, 2016 at 12:31 AM LOL thanks Judy:-)I udderly thank you for your support lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith March 26, 2016 at 8:02 PM You need to write one from Mac about his dangling ...lol good one Jan Jan Allison March 26, 2016 at 8:03 PM Mac ??? big mac lol:-) hugs Jan XXX

Nette Onclaud March 26, 2016 at 7:56 PM hahaha, jan.. you are really on a roll!.. will write soon---can't stay on the comp for long!..huggs Jan Allison March 26, 2016 at 8:02 PM Thanks Nette I had fun with this one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso March 26, 2016 at 7:15 PM Maybe we should send Flo to the moon! All problems solved!!!! Hilarious Jan! Jan Allison March 27, 2016 at 8:11 AM Ha Ha lol:-) hugs Jan xx Arthur Vaso March 26, 2016 at 11:54 PM No gravity on the moon, my idea is amazing!!!!!! LOL Jan Allison March 26, 2016 at 7:51 PM Oh Flo could then poop on us at a great height - not one of your best idea's Arthur lol:-) hugs jan xx Tim Smith March 26, 2016 at 7:45 PM Quiet or she might moon you : )

Tom Quigley March 26, 2016 at 7:01 PM Smirk! Funny one. Jan Allison March 26, 2016 at 7:51 PM Thanks Tom:-) hugs jan xx

Jai Bankson March 26, 2016 at 11:45 AM Thanks for the smile...Jai Jan Allison March 26, 2016 at 12:36 PM Thanks for the comment Jai. Hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner March 26, 2016 at 9:44 AM Love the humor, Jan. It reminds me of another joke about a woman who pulled her panties down around her knees and her ass was still in them. Great fun! Peace my friend:) Jan Allison March 26, 2016 at 7:52 PM Oh that sounds like an idea for a limerick Daniel lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Fleming March 26, 2016 at 9:22 AM Damn those infernal Gravitons! Ahhh well...Looks like it could be a case of a reinforced strap. Lol - Funny as hell, Jan! My best regards. :) john Jan Allison March 26, 2016 at 9:32 AM LOL thanks John - in this instance I think the picture really compliments the poem too lol:-) hugs Jan xx