Short Funnyold Poems
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There was an old man who lived in a bog
And he owned a hog
Each time the hog farted
The old man darted
right out of the back door.
Form:
There was once an old girl called Flo
On her death asked to go below.
See, she had this trick,
To try to convert old Nick,
But he told her where to go!
There once was an old cow in her stall
She was looked at by one and all
She was ugly and fat
That crazy old bat
I'm talking bout' my mother-in-law
Newspaper lining
Old soul's old soles had worn holes
Temporary fix
*Interpretation of Raul's "Still Life" photo. To me the lining of the shoes looked like old newspaper.
Don’t you know I like things sweet?
Sewage water and pickled feet
Noses that run like Kenyan jocks
And year old milk that’s kept in socks
Don’t you know I like things wild?
Little old ladies with crocodiles
Butterflies and taser guns
Grizzly bears that have the runs
(can be spoken or sung in rhythm)
Unrequited is the game
not meant to be is my name
round n' round is how it goes
where it stops i think i know
even though i hope i'm wrong
i just can't stop the same old song
on the outside looking in
plus i'm drinking the same old gin
When it came to chesty women, I was obsessed.
I wanted a woman who had large breasts.
Now I'm 75 years old and I have something to confess.
I am an old man and I've grown large breasts.
These aren't the kind of boobs that people want to caress.
I put on a 38D bra when I get dressed.
People stare at these big hooters that I've grown.
I no longer need a busty lady because I have big breasts of my own.
(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)
Santa in Florida
By Elton Camp
In Florida, Christmas ain’t so grand
Santa’s sleigh won’t slide on sand
And not many children there stay
Most of the folks are old and gray
Santa’s thick, red suit will be right
To keep away the mosquito bite
Children have to leave him a Coke
On its foul water, he would choke
In land that’s so flat and swampy
The old elf just has to feel grumpy
After Florida, Santa’s not seen later
He got swallowed by an alligator