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Inspired By Whats In a Name Contest

He wanted to ROGER the lodger
She had a HUGH chest ANDREA*
But his wife found out about his desires
I can still see the FLO of blood from here!

*based on the British way of saying the name ANDREA = 'and rear'

Not for contest 

11~13~16

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2016

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Kim Rodrigues Date: 11/15/2016 6:56:00 PM Oh the huge rear always gets the blood flowing and the murder going...lol! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/15/2016 6:59:00 PM ha ha ha Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Janis Medders Tobechi Date: 11/15/2016 6:26:00 PM One for the adults. Great humor. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/15/2016 6:29:00 PM LOL Janis I could have made it a little more adult lol but thought better of it ... less is more lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 11/14/2016 5:48:00 AM Always an Empress when it comes to humorous writing! Loved it dear, Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/14/2016 6:06:00 AM LOL thanks Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 11/13/2016 3:23:00 PM very funny, jan! very clever... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/13/2016 3:26:00 PM I wrote another poem for the contest called taking the mickey but I just wanted to use the name 'Andrea' in a humourous way:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 11/13/2016 1:49:00 PM Hi Jan, This is so funny. I'm sure Andrea will just love it:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/13/2016 1:54:00 PM I did let her know I was going to use her name in a poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop Date: 11/13/2016 12:55:00 PM Very entertaining : )..ha. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/13/2016 12:58:00 PM Thanks Charma:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 11/13/2016 12:30:00 PM Lol...poor sap got caught in his trap and got more than a slap Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/13/2016 12:40:00 PM ha ha ha - I would have loved to have used another name in this but less is more lol:-) hugs Jan xx