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Inspired By Whats In a Name Contest

He wanted to ROGER the lodger She had a HUGH chest ANDREA* But his wife found out about his desires I can still see the FLO of blood from here! *based on the British way of saying the name ANDREA = 'and rear' Not for contest 11~13~16

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Kim Rodrigues

Date: 11/15/2016 6:56:00 PM

Oh the huge rear always gets the blood flowing and the murder going...lol!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/15/2016 6:59:00 PM

ha ha ha Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Janis Thompson

Date: 11/15/2016 6:26:00 PM

One for the adults. Great humor.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/15/2016 6:29:00 PM

LOL Janis I could have made it a little more adult lol but thought better of it ... less is more lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 11/14/2016 5:48:00 AM

Always an Empress when it comes to humorous writing! Loved it dear, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2016 6:06:00 AM

LOL thanks Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 11/13/2016 3:23:00 PM

very funny, jan! very clever...

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2016 3:26:00 PM

I wrote another poem for the contest called taking the mickey but I just wanted to use the name 'Andrea' in a humourous way:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/13/2016 1:49:00 PM

Hi Jan, This is so funny. I'm sure Andrea will just love it:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2016 1:54:00 PM

I did let her know I was going to use her name in a poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 11/13/2016 12:55:00 PM

Very entertaining : )..ha.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2016 12:58:00 PM

Thanks Charma:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 11/13/2016 12:30:00 PM

Lol...poor sap got caught in his trap and got more than a slap

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2016 12:40:00 PM

ha ha ha - I would have loved to have used another name in this but less is more lol:-) hugs Jan xx