Short Ferrets Poems

Wine ferrets out the truth
  Or so it is reputed
Like that which it seeks
  Wine works best -- undiluted...

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I must stop this bell ringing
Take up with a choir, singing
Cos my sweaters are too tight
Boobs look like ferrets having fight.


Penned 24/08/2014...

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Bet you didn't know this, it'll bring you to tears
Female ferrets die without sex for a year
Would like to try help out
Touch her “thereabouts”
Male ferrets in shiny fur they prefer I hear...

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There was a dying breed outside
The forest.
They rose with pallor relished
And true.
Like rhythmic bramble they 
Trotted through stream,
Mares and lovers gave way.
Rivered with Rilke,
A new day came to pass.
The ferrets of the un-furrowed brow
Gave brilliance to our every breathe....

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Dreams hold secrets
That mindful eye ferrets
Measuring our reflex response
Wherein if love not our sturdy sconce
We may contemplate in waking state
In slowed down vibrations sedate
Employing free will to so erase
Pastures where desires graze

22-December-2021...

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Part calico, part Cheshire, part polecat,
kits learn secrets of disguise
from Papa Cat, king of stealth.
"Goodnight, my little ferrets,
tomorrow, we climb trees."

August 8, 2018
inspired by Hungarian "naive" art
The Cat King, Koday Laszlo


entered in Tania Kitchin's Cat Poetry Contest...

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Insomnia- the madman napping in the attic.
Alarm clock set for a second past the ogre's hour...
His greasy head resting on a burlap bag. 
Filling with ferrets and rats-firecrackers for teeth.

The alarm goes off-he opens the bag.
Laughing while injecting with red bull and meth..
He lives to plant a sluice box into your mind.
Washing the last nugget from your tired life....

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Consciousness looking at its reflection
by making the object as the subject
parallel mirrors in contemplation
who is who, in hypnotic trance forgets
until the self enters meditation 

Quietened attention, all thoughts suspect
poised attentively, thus in cessation
layer by layer, delusion ferrets
truth of oneness, sudden recognition 
whereupon hermit gets to the summit

21-March-2021...

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Those who confuse Shubert with Mendelsohn,
Most likely can’t tell Mozart from Hayden.
They wander through the world without their culture on,
And cat-call Aphrodite while fishing for Poseidon.
Conspiracy theories have them nervous as ferrets.
Academic credentials are considered demerits.
They huddle in militias where their rumors bare fangs.
In a world where truth and justice are fighting for air,
A diploma’s only value is the wall on which it hangs....

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Black-Footed Ferrets are listed as, endangered
and are the most endangered mammals, in Northern America
They inhabit the grasslands of, the Northern Great Plains
and are the only ferret species, native to Americas colonies

Native American tribes, landowners, conservation and organizations 
have given the black-footed ferrets, a second chance for survival
but habitat loss from, human density encroachment developments
and ongoing plagues and diseases, only decreases their revival...

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Dogs are the best. Cats like to rest.I hope your pet like's to play and doesn't  get stressed.

They can be mean. They can be great but on some night's they can be a grumpy crank.


Dogs are cute .Some do attack but most will obey, want to play and relax.


Cats can be moody .They hate to get wet. Cats are very playful and are wonderful as pets. 

Ferrets are adorable.They are ticklish to your touch. The are very stinky, just like a skunk.

Written by 10 year old Joelina Jones...

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