Swinging Blues - Chastushka Contest

I must stop this bell ringing
Take up with a choir, singing
Cos my sweaters are too tight
Boobs look like ferrets having fight.


Penned 24/08/2014
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014


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Date: 9/17/2014 5:51:00 PM
hehe I remember reading this the first time, it is hilarious,! grats on your win :)
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Seren Roberts
Date: 9/17/2014 8:34:00 PM
thanks Cas....Seren
Date: 9/16/2014 10:46:00 PM
Congrats Seren on this beautiful win....hugs Tim
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Date: 9/17/2014 12:47:00 AM
Thx Tim ...,Seren
Date: 9/16/2014 9:37:00 PM
Perhaps they are twerking? well done.
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Seren Roberts
Date: 9/16/2014 9:41:00 PM
Lol John, I couldn't think of anything serious to write ....Seren
Date: 9/16/2014 5:21:00 PM
I like this one!
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Seren Roberts
Date: 9/16/2014 9:42:00 PM
Hi Abdul, glad u liked it ...Seren
Date: 9/16/2014 3:32:00 PM
haha, what an image in that last line!! Congrats on your win, Seren.
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Seren Roberts
Date: 9/16/2014 9:41:00 PM
Decided humour was better than nothing, glad it made people smile.....Seren
Date: 9/16/2014 1:53:00 PM
What a hoot, Seren! Been sick and haven't been able to write lately, but I'm so glad I saw this one. I'll probably have dreams of ferret-fighting boobs. Congratulations! Love, Carolyn
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Seren Roberts
Date: 9/16/2014 9:40:00 PM
lol Carolyn, sorry to hear you've been sick, nice to see you back...Seren
Date: 9/16/2014 11:34:00 AM
It pays to advertise! Congratulations! Cheers, Roy
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Seren Roberts
Date: 9/16/2014 9:43:00 PM
Lol if only Roy ....Seren
Date: 9/16/2014 11:17:00 AM
Dropping back with my congrats Seren this did make me giggle:-) Hugs jan xxx
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Seren Roberts
Date: 9/16/2014 9:44:00 PM
Thx Jan the first one to nickname me Ferret will be sorry.....hahahaSeren
Date: 9/16/2014 8:10:00 AM
I love your sense of humour, Seren!! There are various solutions to the problem....Congrats on a lovely win! // paul
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Seren Roberts
Date: 9/16/2014 9:45:00 PM
Thank you Paul, glad we all have one on soup....Seren
Date: 9/16/2014 7:20:00 AM
Congratulations on your winning Chastushka Seren. Brilliant.
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Seren Roberts
Date: 9/16/2014 9:47:00 PM
Hello Brenda, glad you saw the humour of this poem, thx for the congrats......Seren
Date: 9/16/2014 6:13:00 AM
Congrats on the win in my contest and thanks for the support, Seren
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Seren Roberts
Date: 9/16/2014 9:46:00 PM
Thank you Ram, glad you had your sense of humour head on when you read it.....Seren
Date: 8/23/2014 9:29:00 PM
Haha that is funny!
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/24/2014 3:20:00 AM
Thanks Cas, hope no one takes offence.......Seren
Date: 8/23/2014 6:32:00 PM
Oh my...lol...love it Seren...hugs Tim
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/23/2014 7:06:00 PM
Thx Tim. Lol ...Seren
Date: 8/23/2014 6:25:00 PM
HA HA HA Fabulous good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xxx
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/23/2014 7:07:00 PM
Have seen this so often with the larger bosomed lady......lol. Seren
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