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Without Sex For a Year

Bet you didn't know this, it'll bring you to tears Female ferrets die without sex for a year Would like to try help out Touch her “thereabouts” Male ferrets in shiny fur they prefer I hear

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Date: 5/18/2018 8:04:00 AM
Chuckles. I've heard of people using Q-tips for their female cats in heat for relief, people keep ferrets, I don't know any ;)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/18/2018 7:23:00 PM
That's freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/18/2018 8:44:00 AM
My aptly named dove Lover Boy used to hump stuffed animals ;)
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/18/2018 8:42:00 AM
Nope. Doves, goldfish and a finch. And Rose Puddles of course.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/18/2018 8:08:00 AM
Q-tips????? Wholly cats!!! You don't have a pet ferret? WHAT!!!
Date: 5/18/2018 6:15:00 AM
You need to wear a fur coat haha
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/18/2018 6:20:00 AM
I would but the warm weather has arrived!!! LOL