Short Ferrari Poems

Brad Pitt
Is in a terrible fix.
Angelina wants 10 more babies.
Does Ferrari make a bus?...

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I went for a drive on cars of any brand.
Yesterday, for example, was driven by  "Ferrari".
I was too drunk and very much in a hurry,
And the road  crossed completely on the red!...

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Yesterday - the wife  and the  daughter painted a cat,
And today some cat got lost in the our house.
The whole family is drawing, since a luck is ours,
A holiday house," Ferrari", and flight to  Phuket!...

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We observe
We gasp in anticipation
What is this, a chicken bone, a Ferrari, a bee? Why do they even belong here?
Revelation flashes by like a cottage cheese comment
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I do learn much Karma Kreulu....

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So what single thing makes our writes so charming
If I knew, I'd be driving a Ferrari instead of this jalopy I'm parking
It's intangible they say
Choosing words to convey
Every day a new journey through life we're embarking...

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Rookie Italian racer Stu Gotti
Wicked fast in his bright red Ferrari
With one mile to go
Gotti got real slow-
Mad dash to the nearest Porta Potti 






September 12, 2020
EoW Theme Series (this week) Sport Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Brian Strand...

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By Parizo Van Thulare

Your beauty ,so fine
You take my head back to cloud nine 
A glass of my favorite wine 
That one made from Scottish vine 
As cute as the body of Masserati 
Enlightening my soul as the motorsport of Ducati 
In my world you are a A Ferrari...

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You’re Fired


Sorry, I’m late Mr…
My son had a fever and
My friggin’ husband fled.
Finish your shift and
Don’t come back tomorrow.

I siphoned some fuel from my Ford Fairlane
Through the barely opened window 
Of his Ferrari.
The flames were fantastically infernal!...

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Cloudy embers easing into evening,
Flush fading Ferrari fires of day.
Nirvana nocturnes of nightingales play,
Awakened star sisters start sky sweeping.

Why do I feel such a daily delight,
With the onset of every falling night?
As darkness wipes clean the canvas of Eve
Joy floods me with what Dawn’s paint will achieve....

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Rider on board…..
Life is a road trip,
Where all the experiences,
Are the junctions.
And we travel along,
In those turnpike.
With gloves on,
 With the confidence.
So let's turn the Ferrari,
With a key of luck,
Be like Royal Enfield,
Spread your majesty,
All-over your dynasty.
Why? Should you hasten,
To reach your destiny,
The monarch of mausoleum....

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Don’t tag it ‘A Deal’
Always state what is real:
The guys have gone out to steal;
To on their table drop the richest meal
That will their hunger and diminished ego heal
And a long suspended laughter peal!
Satan’s Authority wearing its disturbing seal.

Indeed, their turn-around I don’t feel
As their grabbing culture is rough steel
And their fleeing legs, Ferrari car’s wheel!...

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How do I
To breathe?
To see the shooting stars?
To eat the pineapple
On my pizza?

How do I
To write to mom,
To sleep 
In Chicago?
To drive a Ferrari?

How do I
To love Montaigne?
How about scallops?
To travel to Sicily?

How do I 
Without you, huh?
To think?
To believe in tomorrow?
To make my poem heard
Beyond the mountains, huh?

How do I 
Without you
To write my poem?...

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Three cocktail sausages jumped out of a tin
Off they went in a Ferrari for a spin
The weather was perfect, the ride a breeze
Everything was going well, until one sausage began to sneeze
Sweat dripped down the sausage's skin
It fell out of the racing car and wished it were back in the tin
The big wheels of a jeep almost crushed it but the wind blew it away
And nobody ever found it until today...

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The other night I had a dream,
it was as real as it could seem.
In my hand I held the lotto winning ticket,
six million dollars, 
that would let me watch a lot of cricket.
Suddenly I had friends by the dozen,
some even said they were my long lost cousin.
The money it just flowed like water,
I even bought a Ferrari for my daughter.
In my jackuzuzi I was having a long hot soak,
When the cat jumped on the bed and I awoke....

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The other night I had a dream,
it was as real as it could seem.
In my hand I held the lotto winning ticket,
six million dollars, 
that would let me watch a lot of cricket.
Suddenly I had friends by the dozen,
some even said they were my long lost cousin.
The money it just flowed like water,
I even bought a Ferrari for my daughter.
In my jackuzuzi I was having a long hot soak,
When the cat jumped on the bed and I awoke....

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The Bible is the greatest possession that we can own.
If you live by Jehovah's rules, you'll never be alone.
Owning a Bible is far greater than owning a Ferrari.
Buy yourself or a friend a Bible, you won't be sorry.

The Bible is the best book that has ever been printed.
It's a letter from God, I hope that you're interested.
When you're weak, Jehovah can make you strong.
If you serve Jehovah, he will never lead you wrong....

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The other night I had a dream,
it was as real as it could seem.
In my hand I held the lotto winning ticket,
six million dollars, 
that would let me watch a lot of cricket.

Suddenly I had friends by the dozen,
some even said they were my long lost cousin.
The money it just flowed like water,
I even bought a Ferrari for my daughter.
In my jackuzuzi I was having a long hot soak,
When the cat jumped on the bed and I awoke.

 Tango ....

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I know I don’t look like Brad Pitt 
imagine trying to stay fit
I am not a neuro surgeon 
I would surely be a virgin 

I don’t have Donald Trump’s money
but then girls think I’m so funny 
I will never sing like Jagger 
people say I’m not a bragger

I don’t drive a red Ferrari 
I like going on safari 
the whole idea of minister 
just creeps me to be sinister 

I know I’m so very lucky 
but I do dream of unlucky? 

- iambic tetrameter-...

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Make dreams of midnight sleep- 
the Ferrari in your head, sons and daughters
gossiping on your back, and sea foam as 
your bed. Make them to baffle doctor.

Imaging calm heart, kissing an infant's
face, roaming over clouds with an immense
lover in you and a sombre drink in front on 
the beach of love. Let them to cure pains,
the scratches of uncertain world.
 All the wealth is your closed eyes 
and let ointments to do the work ...

©?Burhan...

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Never give up, fight if you can

Rheumatism has already attacked joints all over the body

Hands, shoulder, elbow, hip, ankles and knees are not as they once were

You have to fight on ... but is not easy getting old

My brilliant car ... so raw and simple ... a cure for depression

It is not difficult in any way

I just love it ... a real Ferrari puppy











29.01.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved...

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Don't love me for a reason; just do
Can we forget about high cheek bones
And beautiful white smiles?
Can it not be about the shapes that join to form me?
Or the titles that precede my name?
Wield not love as a currency
See it not as a medium of exchange
Would you leave and call me mad...
If I donated the numbers in my bank account?
Or if I returned the Ferrari with a smile
and gave the estate up to the homeless?
Would you still walk this road with me?...

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When I have some money
I'll take you to the movies, honey,
We'll wine, dine and dance
To have fun, not miss a chance.

When I have some money
I'll take you on a cruise, honey,
We'll swim and sunbathe aboard
And ride a Ferrari on the road.

But until I have some money
We'll eat at McDonald's, honey,
With small soda, fries on the side,
And get home via a bus ride!



~A Brian Strand contest

"Let's have some fun" contest by Casarah Nance...

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Noise

Noise is not anger.
Noise is not aggression.
Not like my father shouting
My sister crying and my mother.
Moaning and me begging
For the noise to stop
The rows to subside.
For peace to reign.
Noise can be satisfying.
Like a Ferrari exhaust.
A plane roaring down the runway
Best of all passion
And the purr of the cat.
Yet noise still affects me
A cold shower that shakes
A churn of the stomach
Noise. Be quiet!
Silence is golden,

David Cox 13/03/24
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The girl in the red dress was broke
She needed to earn some green from a rich bloke
She donned some white overalls and  got a job to paint
The bloke gave her some blue paint without complaint

She was given the job to paint the porch blue
And finished in a jiffy, too good to be true
The blue blood asked "How did you finish so fast"
What she said next made him see red as he gasped
But she said it quite clearly
"That's not a Porch its a Ferrari"

For:  Show Me The Funny Contest...

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There's no pockets in a shroud.
There's no cash point in the sky.
No expensive holidays or brand new cars to buy
or pretty  girls weighing up your wallet size. 

when your burned to chard ashes
or buried in the ground.
your money will have no value
and your Ferrari you can't drive.

All you can leave are memories that please
and smiles on the faces of those you leave 
good deeds you achieved 
and hope people remember
A great human being and not a corporate machine....

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