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Blue Ferrari

The girl in the red dress was broke She needed to earn some green from a rich bloke She donned some white overalls and got a job to paint The bloke gave her some blue paint without complaint She was given the job to paint the porch blue And finished in a jiffy, too good to be true The blue blood asked "How did you finish so fast" What she said next made him see red as he gasped But she said it quite clearly "That's not a Porch its a Ferrari" For: Show Me The Funny Contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 9/8/2012 10:00:00 AM
enjoyed the read and smile while readign it you have a great sense of humor which I enjoy thanks for sharing and for your kind comments on my write about autumn keep up the nice work
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Date: 9/5/2012 5:28:00 AM
This is a very delightful and great write, Joseph May. Thank you very much for sharing and your warm congratulatory comments. Have a blessed and grace-filled time always. :) hugs leonora
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Date: 9/3/2012 11:24:00 AM
Very funny last line, Joseph! LOL Good one... good luck! Here's wishing a great day... Jack
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Joseph May
Date: 9/3/2012 4:03:00 PM
thanks you Jack
Date: 9/3/2012 10:21:00 AM
wow, this is funny, Joseph, like this. good luck in the contest
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Joseph May
Date: 9/3/2012 4:02:00 PM
thanks Harry
Date: 9/3/2012 10:15:00 AM
hahaha. a good and funny one, Joseph. Good luck in the contest!
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Joseph May
Date: 9/3/2012 4:02:00 PM
thanks Andrea
Date: 9/3/2012 8:51:00 AM
I enjoyed this early morning laugh (10:47 a.m. here in EST)...Funny indeed! Cynthia
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Joseph May
Date: 9/3/2012 4:02:00 PM
thank you Cynthia
Date: 9/2/2012 3:10:00 PM
Joseph, bravo a unique poems and funny - A great idea - Love it ! oxox love Anne-Lise :) :) :)
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Joseph May
Date: 9/3/2012 4:00:00 PM
thank you Anne
Date: 9/2/2012 2:53:00 PM
hahaha. Great story and an enjoyable read, Joseph. :)
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Joseph May
Date: 9/3/2012 3:59:00 PM
thanks Delysia
Date: 9/2/2012 2:43:00 PM
For what a Ferrari costs, I don't blame him for being angry. Good story you have told here.
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Joseph May
Date: 9/3/2012 3:59:00 PM
thanks Robert

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