Joseph May Poet Rhyme

Blue Ferrari

The girl in the red dress was broke
She needed to earn some green from a rich bloke
She donned some white overalls and  got a job to paint
The bloke gave her some blue paint without complaint

She was given the job to paint the porch blue
And finished in a jiffy, too good to be true
The blue blood asked "How did you finish so fast"
What she said next made him see red as he gasped
But she said it quite clearly
"That's not a Porch its a Ferrari"

For:  Show Me The Funny Contest

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Katherine Stella September 8, 2012 at 10:00 AM enjoyed the read and smile while readign it you have a great sense of humor which I enjoy thanks for sharing and for your kind comments on my write about autumn keep up the nice work

Len Gasun September 5, 2012 at 5:28 AM This is a very delightful and great write, Joseph May. Thank you very much for sharing and your warm congratulatory comments. Have a blessed and grace-filled time always. :) hugs leonora

Jack Ellison September 3, 2012 at 11:24 AM Very funny last line, Joseph! LOL Good one... good luck! Here's wishing a great day... Jack Joseph May September 3, 2012 at 4:03 PM thanks you Jack

Harry Horsman September 3, 2012 at 10:21 AM wow, this is funny, Joseph, like this. good luck in the contest Joseph May September 3, 2012 at 4:02 PM thanks Harry

Andrea Dietrich September 3, 2012 at 10:15 AM hahaha. a good and funny one, Joseph. Good luck in the contest! Joseph May September 3, 2012 at 4:02 PM thanks Andrea

Cynthia Alvez September 3, 2012 at 8:51 AM I enjoyed this early morning laugh (10:47 a.m. here in EST)...Funny indeed! Cynthia Joseph May September 3, 2012 at 4:02 PM thank you Cynthia

Anne-Lise Andresen September 2, 2012 at 3:10 PM Joseph, bravo a unique poems and funny - A great idea - Love it ! oxox love Anne-Lise :) :) :) Joseph May September 3, 2012 at 4:00 PM thank you Anne

Delysia Hendricks September 2, 2012 at 2:53 PM hahaha. Great story and an enjoyable read, Joseph. :) Joseph May September 3, 2012 at 3:59 PM thanks Delysia

Robert Pettit September 2, 2012 at 2:43 PM For what a Ferrari costs, I don't blame him for being angry. Good story you have told here. Joseph May September 3, 2012 at 3:59 PM thanks Robert