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Men Don't Gain Weight

A handsome man tall, slim and about 225 pounds, Asked me out for a seafood dinner on our first date, Still eats everything fattening, I know how that sounds, Some twenty-eight years later, I still have a 225 pound mate, That sucks, I’m not fat ~ just really, really short for my weight. October 8, 2011 For Nancy Jone’s Contest “Things That Suck”

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Date: 7/27/2012 5:46:00 PM
This is just too cute/ Made me smile...a lot
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Date: 12/9/2011 6:12:00 AM
There is something to be said for laying over that barrel chest ;) [Please do tell us all about the pow wows in Ontario!] Light & Love
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Debbie Guzzi
Date: 12/9/2011 6:13:00 AM
in my blog?
Date: 11/22/2011 8:33:00 PM
Hi Lee....hope u are feeling well...the last time we chatted u weren't feeling well. I remembered this contest so well...I agree with u on your choice of topic...doesn't this seem like injustice...wish the weight roles were reversed! Happy Turkey Day. Gwendolen
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Date: 10/12/2011 11:40:00 AM
:) nice poem. thanks for congratualting me on 1 of my poems.
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Lee Ramage
Date: 10/12/2011 11:45:00 AM
Thank you Journey. Lee
Date: 10/12/2011 4:12:00 AM
cute n sweet and so petite, the guy in subtle question, 28 years is hard to beat, the guy must be sincere, here the lesson:) love it...
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Lee Ramage
Date: 10/12/2011 11:37:00 AM
thanks Don. Lee
Date: 10/12/2011 1:15:00 AM
hmmm, no win? This was one of my favorites!
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Lee Ramage
Date: 10/12/2011 11:37:00 AM
thanks Andrea. Lee
Date: 10/11/2011 12:58:00 AM
haha.. loved the punch line. Write ON, Lee! Beauty morrows, Namaste~n
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Lee Ramage
Date: 10/12/2011 11:38:00 AM
Thanks Nancy, Lee, hope you got to read this in your contest? I sent it to the contest. Lee
Date: 10/10/2011 7:49:00 PM
I know that feeling but sorry to say after 49 years of marriage my 180 pound mate is now 270 pounds..Thanks for stopping by my blog..I am glad that I am not the only one that is having problems with the site..Sara
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Lee Ramage
Date: 10/12/2011 11:38:00 AM
thanks Sara
Date: 10/9/2011 8:17:00 AM
LOL, love this witty piece, Lee. I'm under height, not over weight too : )
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Lee Ramage
Date: 10/9/2011 1:05:00 PM
Thanks Lee
Date: 10/9/2011 1:55:00 AM
This is awesome, Lee. What a great entry for the contest. But it's not true with MY hubbie. He put on 50 pounds thru our marriage but today he has lost half of that! and I put on 20 in just the past four years. DRATS.(I was doing so great before age 50!!)
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Lee Ramage
Date: 10/9/2011 1:06:00 PM
Thanks Andrea, its always a battle for me.. Lee
Date: 10/9/2011 12:52:00 AM
LOL..LEE,,, LOVE YOUR ENTRY... THANKS FOR THE SMILE... GOOD LUCK IN THE CONTEST,..P.D.
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Lee Ramage
Date: 10/9/2011 1:07:00 PM
Thanks so much. Lee
Date: 10/9/2011 12:37:00 AM
funny
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Date: 10/8/2011 9:37:00 AM
Funny.....my honey is still slim also....I have gained enough for both of us.
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Date: 10/8/2011 4:04:00 AM
Lee nice entry, i only have to look at food and put weight on..ha ha. god luck..David
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