Short Elevator Poems
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I'm not a passionate man
but I'm not dispassionate
about the moon and stars
and taking the elevator
from Earth to Mars.
The man in the elevator
just ate a very large tater,
but then had to pass
high doses of gas
to feel better sooner, not later.
Elevator moves sideways
The pickles are dry
The butter is hard
The cornbread has too much sugar
And now it’s a cake
Tonight, the
Elevator doors
Open and close,
Satan believes
Down is up and
Up is down
We all fall
Fall deep
Unto the
River Styx
Elevator, escalator, or stairs
Gramma couldn't decide
Gramps said, Hop on my back
Pretty ladies ought to take fliers
Closed sliding doors opens up to a box
Cables, conduits and wires, hydraulics
Elevator
4/02/18
written by James Edward Lee Sr. 2018©
a lone button waits softly
dust gathering where touch once lived
dreaming of floors never reached
forgotten ascent
a lone button waits softly
dust gathering where touch once lived
dreaming of floors never reached
forgotten ascent
Mr Elisha Oitis
Would be of little notice
Were he not the clever creator
Of the handy elevator.
For John Freeman's Giggle contest.
cream pie rising high
hard on elevator ride
short skirt drop them coins
......420..........
HiGh-KoO-Coo!
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`JSLambert
The elevator of life
opening and closing of door's
at each level
not knowing what to expect
sheer joy of discovery
of the higher self.....
mound
vacation leap sadness viol frame pit
castle
ground elevator hold testament
kitchen
situate
aluminium
oculate
octopus talk biblical stories
People today are fat, not swift,
So The Western Wall needs a lift*
But here's the rub
An ancient tub
Saves each tear as temple gift
*(lift="elevator")
The man in the elevator, alas!
Struck a small talk with a lady of class.
Was dealt a bad card,
Was sucker-punched hard -
Dared to ask if she will go down, badass!
The elevator stopped as I stood in place
A well endowed woman jumped on, at a fast pace
As I stared on
She said, "Please press one"
So I did, and she slapped my face!
on the elevator
going down or up
hidden in the attic
holding spotted pup
I hate those musty minutes
no fresh air to be found
on the elevator
going up or down
I am renting my dog out as an excavator
He can dig a trench next to that elevator
He will scoop out the clay faster than fast
This will be his sixth job, none of them last
Stepped on a cheerio
Heard a Crunch!
Slipped off a treadmill
Seemed like a punch!
Saw Mr. Alligator
Munch his Lunch!
Hit my head in the elevator
OUCH !
It sometimes goes up
Then comes back down
Brings people to their location
The top floor to the ground
From young to old
And smart to dumb
Doesn"t discriminate
It always runs
When I let loose
One in the elevator
It was so stink
That the people fainted
Even the elevator
Kept opening and closing
It’s doors, trying to let
The scent out
August 4, 2021
The most majestic animal alive of course
No competition, without question it's the horse
Royalty in nature
A mood elevator
Watching these gentle giants prancing forth
Really love to make people laugh
Especially when it's an “out-of-the-blue” gaffe
Talking loud in an elevator
Personal stuff for later
Quite outrageous, life tickling my @$$
death will come quickly
express elevator down
new home BBQ city
Date Written:3/7/2023
"4 Place"
Found my first grey pubic hair, got so excited
But others on the elevator were quite divided
One said that's life
Another gave this advice
Hair will still grow even when on autopilot
When I let loose
One in the elevator
the smell was so stink
It made the people faint
Even the poor elevator
couldn't take the smell
When it couldn't go up
It went straight to hell
AUGUST 4, 2021