On the Elevator

The elevator stopped as I stood in place
A well endowed woman jumped on, at a fast pace
As I stared on
She said, "Please press one"
So I did, and she slapped my face!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 9/27/2018 5:01:00 PM
ha! this is hilarious, pat!
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Date: 9/27/2018 3:14:00 PM
Oh, my goodness! Funny in theory, in reality, I cannot truthfully imagine how fast she would have you down on the ground crying for help.
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Date: 9/27/2018 4:04:00 PM
You underestimate how fast I can run my friend!!!......The size of the elevator might be a problem though!!........ok good point!!.........80)
Date: 9/27/2018 2:36:00 PM
Hello Pat, she must have had a good reason. Good photo. have a nice day my friend.
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Date: 9/27/2018 4:02:00 PM
Yeah....hmmmm.....well I can't imagine what?!?.....80)
Date: 9/27/2018 1:40:00 PM
Great photo, too! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 9/27/2018 3:59:00 PM
I know right? I got lucky with that one on the first page of the search!!........Thanks for commenting Rico!
Date: 9/27/2018 10:00:00 AM
Women! They're like that, Pat! LOL
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Date: 9/27/2018 3:58:00 PM
Yeah what are ya gonna do??........80)
Date: 9/27/2018 9:36:00 AM
Ouch lol
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Date: 9/27/2018 3:58:00 PM
Perfectly natural misunderstanding! (Well maybe not perfectly!)............pat
Date: 9/27/2018 7:45:00 AM
LOL! ;) tsk tsk x
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Date: 9/27/2018 3:56:00 PM
Glad you liked it! (Even with the finger wagging!)....80)
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