Short Dong Poems
Short Dong Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Dong by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Dong by length and keyword.
Haiku's Temple 8
A moving clouds ,
and rain drops;-
ding-dong !....
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Categories:
dong, nature,
Form:
Haiku
Big Ben
Ding dong...,
Bell dings,
From,
Big Ben,
Building!...
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Categories:
dong, beauty, city, environment,
Form:
Light Verse
Ding Dong Dither - For Contest
Campanologist
forgets to let go the rope
His face rings a bell...
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Categories:
dong, funny, horror,
Form:
Haiku
Twinkies No More
No creamy Twinkies
Hostess is not the mostess
I grabbed a Ding Dong...
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Categories:
dong, funny,
Form:
Haiku
Curfew
ding dong there goes the clock
its is my curfew
pretty please don't tell my mom...
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Categories:
dong, childhood, fear, kids, good night, kid, repetition,
Form:
Haiku
Isolated Tower
Clock tower
In my town
Does dong,dong
In isolation
Of ears now
In lock down!...
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Categories:
dong, engagement, environment,
Form:
Free verse
Down Under Cereal
A sheila at a billabong
Was smitten by a boomer dong
"She had a son
Who could not run"
Recalled Cassidy Hopalong...
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Categories:
dong, word play,
Form:
Limerick
We Wish You Well
as you go way
we won't say
your the best
and we'll never forget
is our lives
you ring a ding dong bell
WE
WISH YOU WELL...
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Categories:
dong, adventure, angel,
Form:
Light Verse
Ny Reel Deal
Ilene was on her morning walk
When she saw a grandfather clock
But something was wrong!
The clock had no dong!
It was a replica Tik Tok!...
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Categories:
dong, nonsense, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Hanoi Hannah
A singer in search of a song
Discovered that they were all wrong
Whatever she sang
Was like a bell rang
And everyone flashed her their dong...
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Categories:
dong, song,
Form:
Limerick
Big Buoy Bob
Big Buoy Bob
There is a big buoy
Named Bob
He has an unusual job
He sits on the grass
With his ever flat ass
Never to ring
His ding dong...
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Categories:
dong, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Drumming Fingers
Drums
Beaten by ladies fingers
Sticks now, to do dong,dong
Drumsticks adding
Ladies fingers
Cooked into dishes
Feeling tasty tongues...
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Categories:
dong, change, food, music,
Form:
Free verse
Dumber than a sack of bricks
Ding dong, bing bong…
When it comes to this leadership… moron, Looney Tune, lunatic, dumber than a sack of bricks, umm… yep, sounds about right....
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Categories:
dong, america, bullying, confusion, corruption, leadership, usa, world,
Form:
Narrative
Red Hearts
Gray clouds drip and drop;
Dry earth with globules of blood.
Red hearts sing their song
To tears, wailing long;
To bells, ding and dong.....
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Categories:
dong, death,
Form:
Tanka
Ding Dong
Ding Dong
A man sat too close to a gong
Went comatose when it went bong
He dreamt about tarts
Massaging his parts
And woke with a helluva dong...
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Categories:
dong, dream, fantasy, funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Placido Flaccidus
Placido was wearing a thong
When he burst out singing a song
My sister shrieked, "Dong!"
But mum said, "You're wrong!
Beside its not terribly long!"...
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Categories:
dong, music,
Form:
Limerick
Ciao Chow
Army cooks don't do anything wrong
By feeding a "Mad Killer" throng
& that's rather droll
Like a troll on the dole
Who freaks out on a Viet Cong dong...
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Categories:
dong, culture, food, money, patriotic, veterans day, war,
Form:
Limerick
mickle pickle schmickle
Mickle pickle schmickle ding dong due
Eyes on the prize for both me and you
Dragon flies by on a plane summer blue
Mickle pickle schmickle ding dong due...
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Categories:
dong, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Monorhyme
Missing Instructions
The Florida Flasher Long John Dong
Came on the beach in a Trump-red thong
He thought it was neat
To show off his meat
But the cops said he had it on wrong...
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Categories:
dong, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Wong Weigh
A Viet Cong mum with a gong
Would dong it if daughters did wrong
When the Army made camp
She would light up a lamp
to bong Hong Kong gong all night long!...
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Categories:
dong, senses,
Form:
Limerick
Phone Hang Up Ploy
Phone Hang Up Ploy
By: Miracle Man
11/28/2021
Ding dong, ding dong, the song my doorbell sang,
caller didn't know 'twas just I who rang.
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Categories:
dong, humor,
Form:
Couplet
Verse Freed To Onomatopoise
ring
bing,ting:
whee,wee,see
gong,dong,bong song
down
low
flow,slow
nick,kick pick
tick,tock,tick,tock;
clip
clop
boom,room,fume,soon
car,ta,aah
la,di
da...
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Categories:
dong, poetry, word play,
Form:
Didactic
Double-O Heaven
James Bond still moonlights on the make
But found too many boobies fake
Spy C came along
And shrivelled his Dong*
She got hot dog but wanted steak
*£1=30,541 VND...
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Categories:
dong, england,
Form:
Limerick
Bell rings
Ding - Dong
School - time
Door - Chime
Fog - warning
Dinner - calling
Type - writer
Fire - fighter
Bike - ride
Danger - hide!
Ding - Dong
...
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Categories:
dong, sound,
Form:
Rhyme
Ding Dong
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong
I stood up to put my mask on
Grabbed the bowl of mixed candy
Took one more sip of Brandy
The smallest one was dressed as Tron...
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Categories:
dong, holiday, nostalgia,
Form:
Limerick