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Placido Flaccidus

Placido was wearing a thong When he burst out singing a song My sister shrieked, "Dong!" But mum said, "You're wrong! Beside its not terribly long!"

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Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 9/14/2019 2:09:00 PM

I guess the thong stretched while Placido was singing and it was quite revealing. LOL Mum's comment had me laughing out loud! Hugs, Carolyn

Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/15/2019 7:36:00 PM

Proof that every mum is more honest than our POTUS! Aloha! Rico

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 9/13/2019 6:43:00 PM

G'day Rico … eke! Sounds like your sister and Mum can tell the measure of a man - thanks for the giggle Rico - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/15/2019 7:36:00 PM

But they will all forgive him as long as he can carry a tune! Aloha! Rico

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/12/2019 6:42:00 PM

we can get the "rise" of a chuckle from this one!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 9/11/2019 9:31:00 PM

Heh heh. Heh heh.

Jan Allison

Date: 9/11/2019 6:33:00 PM

oh gosh i have one to post about a mr long dong - have you been reading my mind Rico!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/13/2019 4:02:00 PM

Are you sure we are not kin (or your must is moonlighting?) Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 9/11/2019 6:46:00 PM

THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT – bawdy limerick A singer whose name is Long-Dong Leapt onto the stage in a thong ‘Long Dong’ – I’d disagree As it is clear to see your willie is short and not long! I wrote it for Tania's Make Me Laugh Limerick Contest Poetry Contest but couldnt change my entry lol Sponsored by Tania Kitchin Checked with soup syllable counter - 8 8 6 6 8 8/30/19

Ann Gilmour

Date: 9/11/2019 6:22:00 PM

Hahaha... that is so naughty, but made me smile, which is always a good thing, so thank you Rico. With kindest thoughts Ann xx