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Placido Flaccidus

Placido was wearing a thong
When he burst out singing a song
My sister shrieked, "Dong!"
But mum said, "You're wrong!
Beside its not terribly long!"

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Carolyn Devonshire

September 14, 2019 at 2:09 PM

I guess the thong stretched while Placido was singing and it was quite revealing. LOL Mum's comment had me laughing out loud! Hugs, Carolyn

Rico Leffanta

September 15, 2019 at 7:36 PM

Proof that every mum is more honest than our POTUS! Aloha! Rico

Lindsay Laurie

September 13, 2019 at 6:43 PM

G'day Rico … eke! Sounds like your sister and Mum can tell the measure of a man - thanks for the giggle Rico - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta

September 15, 2019 at 7:36 PM

But they will all forgive him as long as he can carry a tune! Aloha! Rico

Andrea Dietrich

September 12, 2019 at 6:42 PM

we can get the "rise" of a chuckle from this one!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

September 11, 2019 at 9:31 PM

Heh heh. Heh heh.

Jan Allison

September 11, 2019 at 6:33 PM

oh gosh i have one to post about a mr long dong - have you been reading my mind Rico!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

September 13, 2019 at 4:02 PM

Are you sure we are not kin (or your must is moonlighting?) Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison

September 11, 2019 at 6:46 PM

THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT – bawdy limerick A singer whose name is Long-Dong Leapt onto the stage in a thong ‘Long Dong’ – I’d disagree As it is clear to see your willie is short and not long! I wrote it for Tania's Make Me Laugh Limerick Contest Poetry Contest but couldnt change my entry lol Sponsored by Tania Kitchin Checked with soup syllable counter - 8 8 6 6 8 8/30/19