Short Dodgy Poems

Arty stuff No 2

Rodin was chipping away,
At a big lump of marble one day,
He was sculpting a bloke,
But with one dodgy stroke,
The wobbly bits all flew away!...

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Diatonic tree's,

slimy grease,

clanky careens-
and dodgy reefs,

slogs of sleeves
of Bogs of things,

one character breathe's,

another is obscene,

have you not heard of a ......

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.....Trump and May meet in United Kingdom
exchanging extreme knowledge and wisdom
we have a ..........nasty feeling
about some.......dodgy dealing
..........................Just unilateral nationalism....

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The snake is venomous.
It catches and eats a mouse.    
Eagles snatch prey with a sweep.
While turtles are camouflaged in the deep.
My knee is in pain due to dodgy cartilage,
possibly because of an active life and age....

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When Susie is marrying Martin
The vicar starts belching and fartin’
After Sue says ‘I do’
Vicar runs to the loo
His dodgy lunch is soon departin’!

Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

9,9,6,6,9 using how many syllables


8/26/19...

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So goodbye yellow faced toad and your deranged and sad little mind! 

You’ve been kicked out of the White House, it’s time to stop telling lies.
Back to the dodgy business deals, 
Back to not paying your taxes on time.

Let’s hope they decide your future lies in clothes with black and white S t r i p e s!...

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The sweet song of the democracy lark
Once told of a bright and hopeful dawn
Now there is only a strident bark
And the whimper of sycophants that fawn
And worship the Trump, and his massive wad
Lovers of money, with racist views
Vote for Mammon’s dodgy God!
The democracy lark is singing the blues

© Gail Foster 2016...

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Shakespeare the famous bard got  barred for dodgy sonnets 
Is father was another but went further with his sonnets 
They also had a rock band that got   banned for naughty lyrics
he liked to write rude sonnets ,right or wrong he never bothered
there, their, they're , I'm one  dodgy poet    







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Del Boy Trotter
Money making plotter
Sells dodgy bent gear and smokes a cigar
Drives a yellow three wheeler T.I.T company car.

Rodney Trotter
Del's little brother, sidekick and cop spotter
A dipstick, a wally, a plonker or Dave
With two GCEs he feels like an under-paid slave.


(Trotters Independent Traders) (T.I.T)


Only Fools and Horses

Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest

Sponser Joseph May

Written 21.10.21...

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No more
                showdowns
                gunned down
                man down
                let down
                lowdowns
                sundowns
                put downs
                mowed down
                ground down
                lock down
                blown down
                sounded down
                Pinned down.
                Breakdowns...
No more
                shot down in flames....

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Grandchildren are such a joy
First a girl then a boy

Tears and laughter joy and pain
out walking yet again

My heart is lifted every day
watching when they jump and play

Swings and roundabouts
tunnels too new adventures to go through

Dale Sam Amy too
then baby Thea joined the queue

Theres one more waiting in the wings
that will surely liven things

With my dodgy hips knees and bones
My grandchildren will keep me on my toes

Leaving little time for woes...

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Life as a crow can be dodgy you know
Those humans they have funny habits
They feed every creature that lives on this planet
They even grow salad for rabbits

The nuts and the seeds and the fat balls they leave
Upon the bird table all day
So finches and robins can eat till they're full
Even starlings will have some away

But show ’em a crow and ballistic they go
It’s like there’s an unwritten clause
Except when we poop on their washing
Then they give us a round of applause...

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half his age
and nearly twice his
height
pretty as a picture
but none too bright
 
he loves her open
arms (and legs) –
his “tart”
spread-eagled on his
sports-car’s bonnet
 
she likes him for
his open mind and
open heart
but most of all –
his open wallet
 
she intends to stick
with him through
thick and thicker
and is most
“concerned” about
his dodgy ticker



you can see my
illustration &
original poem on my
blog here -

http://tap-p.com/2014/08/22/gold-digger/...

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