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Short Diddly Poems

Short Diddly Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Diddly by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Diddly by length and keyword.

nothing, zilch, nix, diddly squat
the saddest thought -
to have lived for naught...

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Categories: diddly, life,
Form: Epigram

Picking my own kind of slapstick

Every treaty they make 
makes to cheat me
dislocate me 
from my

and on the plains
it is so plain to see
that a treaty's not
diddly squat.


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Categories: diddly, anti bullying, columbus day, independence day,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Gushy Slushy Mushy

Time for a gushy slushy mushy lim You ladies deserve such vigor and vim Inspirational I is Add Cheese Whiz A recipe for passion and diddly-doolin'

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Categories: diddly, love,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Municipalities Fiddle
Hey diddle-diddle
  Municipalities fiddle
Crime goes unchecked
  Voters' nerves are wrecked

  Congress sucks its thumb
Inflation soars still higher
  Blue-ribbon committees enquire...

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Categories: diddly, community, confidence, confusion, time,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Five Hundred Channels

Five hundred channels and nothing to watch Remember back when, we'd watch diddly squat Didn't really matter If the language was a clatter We'd watch foreign movies not knowing the plot

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Categories: diddly, crazy,
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Five Hundred Channels

Five hundred channels and nothing to watch Remember back when, we'd watch diddly squat Didn't really matter If the language was a clatter We'd watch foreign movies not knowing the plot © Jack Ellison 2015

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Categories: diddly, technology,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Caused Quite a Stir
Oh foxiesloxly gruntbuggly
grembling against langnekly 
that diddly de facto fladerits 
He held up a haggyerlly paw   
halinly the anturazh
they hoofit their lurgidus paws
schelepping and yanking violently, cursing the door



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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: diddly, break up,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Not Hocus Pocus
Eerily eager evil enigma elevated eleven renaming egg land.

Meager minis liked their initial idea eggplant ready.

Beefily blatantly weird in a diddly extra wiggly way.

I was ready, reved, relieved and willing my elevated eight.

black anklet twelve will enter evil eggland


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Categories: diddly, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Diddly Squat
Diddly Squat ain’t ‘not a lot’ for it’s nothing at all Not a few, nor one or two, and it won’t fill a hall For diddly squat ain't half a pot It’s like the muse I’ve got For diddly squat is ‘out of stock’, nada and sod all
16 July 2021 Sponsor: Line Gauthier For contest: Bitesize poem number 13...

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Categories: diddly, angst, poetry,
Form: Limerick
Elvis-worm Eternity comes when you’re out of breath, breathless paralytic your stone deaf, when the funny stroke is due, your body melting too, all part of the deef n deaf, an overheated you, is left, the flaccid blue, Elvis worm the building left, Bugger, No diddle-dum diddly too, Bereft, bay-lou… Don

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Categories: diddly, adventure,
Form: Ballad
We can not Take it Anymore
This crazy zoo
It makes us blue

To at least hike
Up the turnpike!

Same thing to eat
Needs to be beat!

What to do is pace
Mind is stuck in "race"

And the other thing is sleep?
About enough to make me weep!

How we want to find the wild
Stop being treated like a child!

Yesterday we all broke free
Whoppy-doo and diddly-dee!...

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Categories: diddly, funny
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Tiddly Diddly
(giggly apologies to Bo Diddly and Buddy Holly)

I'm tellin' you how it's gonna be
You gonna play tiddlywinks with me
Tiddle forever and one day
Winks are winks and so they'll stay
Hey, hey hey Mona, Mona, oh Mona.

I'm gonna buy you a tiddlin' game
You gonna buy me the very same
Watch as we go tiddly hop
Keep on playin', never stop
Hey, hey hey Mona, Mona, oh Mona....

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Categories: diddly, fun, funny, games, love, music, parody, silly,
Form: Lyric
What if the polar caps melted
revealing long comatose beings,
aliens that have remade the world many times?

What if those ancient entities de-frosted,
came to life
while we were all milling about
in our diddly little boats?

What if they declared
that we were also aliens?

What manner of upset,
what a huge wake-up call that would be!

What if we had to invade ourselves
all over again?

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Categories: diddly, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member they found the body this morning

you can't live in a state
of vigilance like that 
for it to pop up 

you'd die of stress

one of them was just strutting through
the living room
like it owned the place

i'm now sitting upstairs 

i yelped and dived out the way
the insects round here have been
their damn minds lately 

skittering around 

but i found the body of the gejigeji 
this morning 

it looks like i'll have to burn the house down now...

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Categories: diddly, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member NO COMMENT
I read your glowing comment My work was ‘the best poem you’d ever read’! I had a huge grin upon my face and a swelling in my head I proudly told my hubby and then he said to me “Jan, I’ve read that comment on loads of poem - it means diddly-squat … can’t you see” I’d rather have one genuine comment Than one that is for the masses So if this poem gets any unique praise I will get myself some new reading glasses 09-24-17

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Categories: diddly, confidence, how i feel, humorous, poetry,
Form: Rhyme