Short Dairy Poems

Dairy Queen
now a pile of rubble
last in town...

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Road trip to dairy treat for ice cream thanks to our bus drivers...

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dan saying haiku
dairy queen da hot ice part
little monkey fart...

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New twenty one like 
My old dairy twenty 
No notes 
Note to nothing...

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empty dairy barn
long grasses hide memories
store bought milk tastes sad...

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It's not a road trip 
it's a pup cup run with dogs 
dairy queen's drive-thru...

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Sperry
berry,
Marry Mark Terry
Garry
Larry,
and don't forget Kerry...
she likes to eat dairy...

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Dairy Cows

Went to a dairy;
Same cows and did not vary;
Best milk did carry.

Jim Horn...

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Depressed

I dropped my ice cream cone 
On a birdy's nest
I am destroyed
My ice cream's compressed...

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A walnut pate encoute
Haddock with rarebit
Cheddar & onion tart
Cream cheese fresh baked scones
A lemon cheesecake
Dairy cream
Please !...

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Two dogs named "Bow Wow" and "Pow Wow"
Chased after a young dairy cow
Her name was, "Silk"
But gave no milk
'til a Longhorn tickled a sow...

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My neighbours have COVID-19
I don't know where they have been
They're around the bend
So what should I send
A Fairy, Drag, or Dairy Queen?...

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As soon as we got to the county fair
The country odor got through my nose hair
Coz above some milk pails
We encountered cow tails
Which filled our senses with their dairy-air...

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Oh, those black and white Texas cowhides!
Highly revered in some cultures,
Supplier of milk and beef
Companion for 4-H
Curious and fun,
Red, black or blotched
Or dairy
Jersey
Cow...

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There were no guys quite like Ben and Jerry   
                     She depended on them for her dairy
She liked it with nuts
No ifs, ands or buts
And she often found room for a cherry...

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There once was a dairy farmer named Jay
Who worked real hard amidst cow stench all day
   He announced to his wife
   "My work's no kind of life
Hey, Honey, how 'bout a roll in the hay?"...

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There’s a young lady in Ames we are told
who claims a pedigree royal and old
It’s Dairy Queen for brunch
and Burger King for lunch
Then dinner where the arches are gold

Written 3/19/22...

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Hillside Dairy Cube - A Haiku

inclement hillside
a single, joyful cube skips
whilst watching the cheese

steep stoppage hillside
around, dairy pebble stands
beyond the hillside

5/2/19...

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too much whipped cream
on the half-calf latte of over indulgence
a little more as the cup empties
& we try to fill the void
then your whole mouth just tastes like dairy
& you want to throw up...

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I met an old prostitute Mary,
Resembling a cow in a dairy:
She lived to make whoopee,
Her udders were droopy,
With private parts smelly and hairy.

14th June for Roy’s Bawdy limericks II contest...

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uptown jersey cow
sitting up at dairy bar
sips skinny latte



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Submitted on Mach 13, 2025 to contest YOUR CHOICE A POETRY sponsored by BRIAN STRAND - ranked 5th
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the republic rears beef cattle
feeds so well dairy ones
and calves are so fat
slaughters them often
but does not sell
does not eat any 
does not export anyway
buries carcasses
in hot refrigerators...

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A curvaceous lady named Mary
Just loved having sex in the dairy
When smothered with whipped cream
Her beau would lick her clean…
His Calorie intake was scary!!!

14th June 2016...

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A lover took his girl out for a meal,
he thought her allergies were no big deal.
She was feeling so merry,
forgot she can't have dairy,
so she puked all over his steering wheel.




 
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Astonishing!
Brie cheese develops
Each fungus. 
Giving Humor in
Just knowing
Lactose might never
Openly penetrate,
Quickly.
Respectfully,
Some tummies
Underwent very
Weary x-rays,
Yesterday,
Zealously....

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