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Valentine Meal

A lover took his girl out for a meal, he thought her allergies were no big deal. She was feeling so merry, forgot she can't have dairy, so she puked all over his steering wheel.

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Terry Flood

Date: 2/5/2024 3:01:00 PM

Oh well… at least it wasn’t him that she chucked! Congrats on your win, S.O. Terry

Janice Canerdy

Date: 2/4/2024 7:15:00 PM

I'm back to say CONGRATS! Janice

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/4/2024 3:17:00 PM

I just saw my ridiculous comment below and have no idea why I said that. Maybe I made a typo while on my phone. Anyway, your limerick is very good and well deserving of first place. Congrats.

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 2/4/2024 10:05:00 AM

It happens...one of those I-shoulda-seen-it-coming events. Congratulations! :)

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 2/4/2024 6:54:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your cute "Valentine Meal" write. A great night that ended badly. Question, will she go out again??? Have a blessed day with your win.................

Tania Kitchin

Date: 2/4/2024 6:07:00 AM

Silent One, congratulations on your first place win with your funny limerick!

Robert Zimmerman

Date: 1/26/2024 6:39:00 PM

SO. This is what I call an abrupt visual/verbal image. Well done. Z

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 1/25/2024 8:27:00 AM

Yucky lol trust you to come up with such a funny limerick SO hugs Shadow

Smita Kulkarni

Date: 1/24/2024 12:00:00 PM

oh my! That poor girl!

Bill Baker

Date: 1/23/2024 6:08:00 PM

You shouldn't let the girl drive! lol Nice limerick, Silent One. Nice twist at the end. Bill

Paul Bell

Date: 1/23/2024 2:30:00 AM

The problems that Valentino has caused through the years.

Savannah Salisbury

Date: 1/22/2024 5:46:00 PM

I have to know, is this based on a true story?

Silent One
Date: 1/22/2024 11:11:00 PM

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 1/22/2024 12:57:00 PM

Dear Silent one, LOL. This one is so very, very funny. Thank you for the chuckle.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/22/2024 8:45:00 AM

No THAT is. Good end line!

Silent One
Date: 1/22/2024 8:48:00 AM

That is what? I had two end lines and debated for a while which kne to use...the other one rhymed with Veal, but I thought some may not know about veal

Vijay Pandit

Date: 1/22/2024 5:55:00 AM

A fun read--well executed poem, SO.

Silent One
Date: 1/22/2024 8:49:00 AM

Thank you

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 1/22/2024 4:24:00 AM

That is hilarious! You're good at humor. God bless you sweet friend. Love, Gina

Silent One
Date: 1/22/2024 8:50:00 AM

Thanks..seems my humour poems do well..maybe I should stick to being funny lol

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 1/22/2024 1:31:00 AM

Poor girl. Serves you right. You can evade allergies.

Silent One
Date: 1/22/2024 8:50:00 AM

Have to be careful.of such things .

Valsa George

Date: 1/21/2024 8:07:00 PM

Ha........ ha ! Yikes... No body can beat this ! This is too much dear Silent one ! Poor girl.... ! Did they have another date after that?

Silent One
Date: 1/22/2024 8:51:00 AM

She got sick.of him lol...thanks

Jude Herrick

Date: 1/21/2024 2:26:00 PM

Haha, this veered into a stream of justice ! His evening plans got rear ended by unthoughtfulness (he wasn't truly thinking about her, he was thinking of post benefit) Now he just ******** himself. Ahar matey ! Ye be flotsaming in in a dry sea! Cause and effect be taking the wheel, affectionately, as you are grounded with a. North Star blink. Try giving her a tug or a heave ! Maybe next time, of her do you think !

Silent One
Date: 1/22/2024 8:51:00 AM

Thanks Jude...I've never had such issues myself lol

Jude Herrick
Date: 1/21/2024 2:34:00 PM

My opinion is that she is much less to blame. When someone does something (seemingly) nice for you, you may get caught up and distracted. Maybe her romance tried to gamble a shoe horn in, but how awkward is it to say " sorry can't have it, REMEMBER! to ruin the moment. Especially since the result was so awesome !