Valentine Meal

A lover took his girl out for a meal, he thought her allergies were no big deal. She was feeling so merry, forgot she can't have dairy, so she puked all over his steering wheel.
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Flood Avatar
February 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Oh well… at least it wasn’t him that she chucked! Congrats on your win, S.O. Terry
Canerdy Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 7:15 PM
I'm back to say CONGRATS! Janice
Dietrich Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I just saw my ridiculous comment below and have no idea why I said that. Maybe I made a typo while on my phone. Anyway, your limerick is very good and well deserving of first place. Congrats.
Fowler Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 10:05 AM
It happens...one of those I-shoulda-seen-it-coming events. Congratulations! :)
Goldsmith Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 6:54 AM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your cute "Valentine Meal" write. A great night that ended badly. Question, will she go out again??? Have a blessed day with your win.................
Kitchin Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Silent One, congratulations on your first place win with your funny limerick!
Zimmerman Avatar
January 26, 2024 at 6:39 PM
SO. This is what I call an abrupt visual/verbal image. Well done. Z
Hamilton Avatar
January 25, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Yucky lol trust you to come up with such a funny limerick SO hugs Shadow
Kulkarni Avatar
January 24, 2024 at 12:00 PM
oh my! That poor girl!
Baker Avatar
January 23, 2024 at 6:08 PM
You shouldn't let the girl drive! lol Nice limerick, Silent One. Nice twist at the end. Bill
Bell Avatar
January 23, 2024 at 2:30 AM
The problems that Valentino has caused through the years.
Salisbury Avatar
January 22, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I have to know, is this based on a true story?
One Avatar
January 22, 2024 at 11:11 PM
No
Kaufman Avatar
January 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Dear Silent one, LOL. This one is so very, very funny. Thank you for the chuckle.
Dietrich Avatar
January 22, 2024 at 8:45 AM
No THAT is. Good end line!
One Avatar
January 22, 2024 at 8:48 AM
That is what? I had two end lines and debated for a while which kne to use...the other one rhymed with Veal, but I thought some may not know about veal
Pandit Avatar
January 22, 2024 at 5:55 AM
A fun read--well executed poem, SO.
One Avatar
January 22, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Thank you
Mcintosh Avatar
January 22, 2024 at 4:24 AM
That is hilarious! You're good at humor. God bless you sweet friend. Love, Gina
One Avatar
January 22, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Thanks..seems my humour poems do well..maybe I should stick to being funny lol
Buhagiar Avatar
January 22, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Poor girl. Serves you right. You can evade allergies.
One Avatar
January 22, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Have to be careful.of such things .
George Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Ha........ ha ! Yikes... No body can beat this ! This is too much dear Silent one ! Poor girl.... ! Did they have another date after that?
One Avatar
January 22, 2024 at 8:51 AM
She got sick.of him lol...thanks
Herrick Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Haha, this veered into a stream of justice ! His evening plans got rear ended by unthoughtfulness (he wasn't truly thinking about her, he was thinking of post benefit) Now he just ******** himself. Ahar matey ! Ye be flotsaming in in a dry sea! Cause and effect be taking the wheel, affectionately, as you are grounded with a. North Star blink. Try giving her a tug or a heave ! Maybe next time, of her do you think !
One Avatar
January 22, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Thanks Jude...I've never had such issues myself lol
Herrick Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 2:34 PM
My opinion is that she is much less to blame. When someone does something (seemingly) nice for you, you may get caught up and distracted. Maybe her romance tried to gamble a shoe horn in, but how awkward is it to say " sorry can't have it, REMEMBER! to ruin the moment. Especially since the result was so awesome !
Andresen Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 1:09 PM
- Oh .. ... poor girl ... so embarrassed :( - hugs
One Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Yeah..thanks
Jones Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 12:59 PM
lol good one
One Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Thanks
Kendrick Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Oh!! Yuck!!! I wonder if they dated again. Thanks for sharing this one with us and for dropping by my page. Sara K
One Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Think she got sick of him lol.. Thanks Sara..
Canerdy Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Ewwww! Good one, though, S.O.! Janice
One Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Thanks Janice..
Rodrigues Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Oh no! Hopefully he forgave the “mess”up and kept loving her.
One Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 12:10 PM
I am sure he is still love... sick.. lol.. Thanks
Empress Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Yikes, thats terrible! Another clueless knight it is then. Haha: i can imagine. What a nightmare. I love your rhymes though here and your storytelling skills are on point silent one! You nailed it really! Left me :O i guess you do limericks in few mins. I did mine for the first time lol . I had a similar experience once. But not on a date. I had to ask my friend to stop his car cus he burped and i cant take burps. I threw up on the road. :/ lol made me think of that! Best wishes for the contest
One Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Well you cant just blame him... she needs to be more responsible also.. guess she got too giddy with his handsome looks lol.. Thanks..
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