Short Dah Poems

He says no more pregnancy jokes
Dah I know he is broke
Like, let that joke soak in
Like, choke that joke
And not start any smoke...

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The Lotus Position requires
A bunch of professional liars
Each one presuppose
That everyone knows
We can think away our spare tyres...

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I hear you play
Tap tap tip tap
On your drums


I hear her singing
La La ladi dah
In her room

I hear myself say
....
I love you both...

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Zippity-doo-dah, Zippity-ay
My, oh my, it's a dismal day

My song has been canceled
Bluebirds in dismay

Zippity-doo-dah ~
Disney took me away...

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When Elephants in the room start wildly wackin'
Bring in dah Donkeys ta send their butts a packin'





Bite Size Contest: Line Gauthier
Nov 2021...

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It still burns like fire in the sky - 
Smoke on the water still sustains, 
As charts of stellar hits pass by 
Riff of Deep Purple fore’er reigns! 
...

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Pumped Up

A robotic boyfriend she dated
Was ‘blow up’ and voice activated
She had a quick grope
And said up periscope
And that’s when his doo dah inflated...

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Playing practical jokes gave Fred a high
making folks look foolish he wasn't shy.
But one vengeful night
victims took delight
seeing him on TV with an open fly....

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Dancing through my day.
Screech!
Things have turned.

That’s okay.
I am flexible.
Tah Dah Tah Dah

Dhramn!
Another glitch.
That’s okay.
Humming a Disney movie tune now....

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Let’s do the happy dance. Cha. Cha. Cha.
Let’s sing and clap. Rah. Rah. Rah. 
Let’s say hello to our friends.
Lah Dah Dee Dah Dee Dah
Sing our jazzy tune
Fly to the moon
Come sweetie
Take my
Hand...

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It is winter. 
Ta da ta da ta dah
It is snowing. 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

There were one hundred and seventy car wrecks
in Kansas City yesterday.
I stare at the screen in disbelief 
not knowing what to say....

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I’m hoping my last poem’s a triolet
After an unexpected roll in the hay
Memories to keep
Through a lovely sleep,
Singing this ditty:  Zippity-do-dah-day!

Written October 18, 2022...

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Just because you cannot see it Man
Does not negate that others can.
If I only believed in things I saw
Jesus and God would seem Lah Dee Dah
Faith means believing in the unseen
In this regard, I am the believer queen....

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Colorful bug gave a cha cha cha
Rubbing his petootsie on a lah dee dah
Shaking his boogle woogle with a rah rah rah
He’s such a beauty! Said my great grandma!
He crept onto my hand! yelped old grandpa.
Smacking him hard, ending his cha cha cha...

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Alright, I think I got the hang of it,
Beginning the poem with the alphabet ‘A’...
Caught on pretty quickly, didn’t I?
Dah! This is awesomely easy, man!
Ending is somewhat nerve-racking though.



~"Let's do some Alphabet" by Sara Kendrick...

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Framp town graces ring a wrong
Rooh Dah Roo Dah
Gramp down laces sling a thong
Oh Roo Rah Ray!

My eyes pop open
I am disoriented
I stumble 
My knee hits a chair

It twirls
Finally reach the door
Hear Trixie my muse laugh
She loves waking me up...

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Listen to poem:

Breaking News 
David J Walker

Fliberty flimm flamm 
Giberty gib 
Skiberty skib scab 
Floperty flib 
Zippity do dah 
Pigerty pigg 
Rigerty wash rag
Oily rig
And that’s why 
You will die
Unless you 
Giberty jig 
More as details become available...

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Words are fun 
Tah Dah Tad De Doo
Skipping with sun
Carousing in blue

I am eager to drink coffee
From a faerie elf’s shoe
Add a little sweet toffee
Lah Shah Lad She Doo

Writing is amazing
Sah Wah Sad We Sue
Cattle come a grazing
Nah Mah Nad Me Moo...

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It started a merely word
Some poems, humor, teasing, & heavy jokes
No more nor less
Oh! of
The end.
Dah the house
Of words is made
Vary very clear
Ends miss.
Merely words
I agree, yet
Some of them
The truth not
All of them
Keen keeps in touché to ken
Each other....

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Poet:  Ken Jordan
Poem:  Jamaica
Edited by:  Sparkle Jordan
written:  December2014


Respeck Breddah

Whaad  Gwaan 
Mon

One Love!

Est dah bowy 
en Jamaica
Mon

ridden  dim
rid-dems

I - N - I
Ire 

Rasta!

much Respeck
One love - 

Yah Mon

Dis est
Patois...

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Aurora was getting her groove on.
Ta Dah Ta Dah Ta Dah Ta Dah!
Dancing in front of the mirror.
Take that and that and that and that!

Since she had come out to grandma
And found an admirer and advocate
Nothing could stop her from being her best her-self.
She purred as she danced....

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The young creator said "Voila!"
His parents askance, said "Uff da!"

....the carrot a dong,
....the coals, all so wrong!

He cried, "He's just upside down, duh!"

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  (*!*) 
  
12/17/2021 - For Andrea's 'I Need a Laugh Xmas Limerick' contest...

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little coil
shiver and shake
tiny squeeze
squeak
tah dah tah dah

anaconda arrives
need any help? she asks
python hisses a warning
constricting a bit tighter

louder squeak, then silence
dinner’s eyes pop out

python smiles
not about to
share her
lunch
anaconda 
slithers away...

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~ Boomerang Humor ~ 

 Melody: Zippity-doo-dah
             (Song of the South)


     Impeachment is peachy
        for Democrats
     For all of them
        Donald Trump is a rat

     Pelosi and Schumer's
        boomerang humor
      If Pence becomes President
        ~ Maybe Trump they'd prefer!...

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your song is a woman
and she
phat azz sh--!
foo reel
she sweet and tangy
witt sum love
to provide
hip as she wanna be!
grab my thang and steer yo
right in your face
and say
" I want summa dat!"
foo reel dough
dat's sum smooth sweet meat
got sum inches
to fill them spaces , captain
yo girl is
lower, neath dah menz!...

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