Short Czar Poems

Naughty
Bawdy
Gaudy
Haughty

Katya was a naughty, bawdy star
She seduced the gaudy, haughty czar...

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"Meuller's research went far too far
but met the Congressional par 
NO RUSSIAN COLLUSION
To end all confusion
I want an Immigration "CZAR"!...

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Happy birthday, Brother Oscar, 
The chief rules with authority; 
The power possessed by the czar 
Is no match to the Almighty. 

Topic: Birthday of Oscar Eclarinal (March 22)...

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A comet was once known as a blazing star.
Now she’s a wild flower in meadows afar.
Sometimes called a button snake root, a floral czar.
A brilliant center of admiration, bit of a quasar....

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C-omposer
Z-estfully
A-uthors
R-ighteous

V-erse
I-n
L-iterary
L-ines
A-s
C-elebrant
E-njoys
R-emembrance
A-bout
N-ame

Topic: Birthday of Czar Villaceran (February 22) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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C-reate
Z-estful
A-nd
R-apturous

V-erse
I-mplementing
L-yrical
L-ines
A-s
C-lassic
E-xpression
R-emembers
A-uthor's
N-ame

Topic: Birthday of Czar Villaceran (February 22) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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For Christmas, Trump got a guitar
But he wanted to be a czar
So he pulled some strings
And underwear things
And now he's our POTUS Bête Noire!

* Trump translates, "au secours"
            as "Oh, suckers!" ...

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we three ducks of California are
traveling down to Big McDarr
with our surf boards, and our car
singing and laughing with a hardy har har

loving our life, sang out brother named Czar
No one can stop us! Sang the little one, Marr.
No one can outsing us! sang out big brother Tzar.
We three ducks of California are….....

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The Czar’s happily fawning sycophants,
Threw flattery onto him like a cloak.
Marched in his rallies like S.S. ants.
Lackeys, bootlicks, and lickspittles. Ain’t no joke!

Surrounded him with compliments and affection.
Foolhardy Emperor was so incredibly pleased no doubt.
Incredulously thought he had won the election!
Until he sneezed and a four-year-old called him out....

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From Moscow to Kiev
It is not too far.
Putin wants to be
The new Russian Czar.

The Russian ballet
In Moscow's Bolshoi
Became a death dance
In Putin's war convoy.

Sanctions are sweet bullets
Never punish bad behavior
Always hurt innocent people
Never believe any nation's saviour.

Tolstoy, Gorki and Dostoewsky
Great works they wrote.
Putin's future biography
An odious bloody note....

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Fiction gives me freedom
Freedom to drive any car and be at par with the czar
Freedom to take action against corruption
Freedom to brandish my gun and shoot for fun
Freedom to deride my wife and control my life
Freedom to be Mr. Loverman, the man with a master plan
Freedom to be Bond, Holmes and Powers all in one
Freedom to murder my president and get away with it
But fiction aint reality, is it?...

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I know competition is only war
It is all we are trained to do
There in parade an army of czar
Republican troops forward too
And bright still shines the regiments
Of kings, or a modern queen
Islands too with prouder contingents
Marched upon the Olympic scene
I cheer because there is no blood shed
No trumpet crying over the drum
Grumbling for the burial of the dead.
It is bloodless better, this deterred wisdom...

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Steinbeck wrote 
A turtle
Into infamy
Into American history

He wrote of struggle
He wrote of pain
Have we learned nothing
Never getting out of the rain?

Our government officials
wants us to be better than we are
But don't teach by example
To busy playing "CZAR"

We write for world peace
For love and integrity
For our Lord
Our words are the sword

We fight the battle while those that make the rules play monopoly....

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Cindy was chased from her home
by an evil stepmother
she felt sad and alone

a light snow began 
it lightened her mood
she liked the crystal flakes

a Russian castle appeared
it felt wonderful 
Was it a mirage?

Faerie godmother congratulated herself
Poof.
She was clothed now in a gorgeous red velvet gown.

Curls glanced across her back, making her feel elegant.
Handsome czar ran out to meet …
the zolushka of his dreams....

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czar barr

he has been called czar
attorney general barr
became rising star

what we had was urge
pandemic able to purge
while preventing surge

was the one who carves
does design all of her scarves
with swirls and curves

found that trump was full
of lies and a bunch of bull
who does have much pull

could have been the cure
what we will have to endure
having been mature

exact example
of adequate and ample
supply of sample.

Jim Horn...

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My Poetry, my love
My Poetry, my life
My glove to touch
Peoples hearts

A friend who never judges
The one who never hold grudges.
The love I have for you divulges
how you've been good to me.

Poetry, my voice to the nation
Poetry, here I'm your station
always visit, there is no ration
You in me produces a great sensation

You made me believe in myself
and I believe you taking me far.
In this journey I need no scar
Here I am turn me into a Czar...

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I think there should be a “droit des gens” concerning
stealing children from desperate poor people seeking asylum
locking them in cages, raping them, and losing them.
What is next? a reimplementation of “droit du seigneur?”
less farfetched now than ever before.  

Droit des gens:  French for International Law
Droit du seigneur:  French for the right of the acting czar to bed
                                  virgins of his country the night before their weddings....

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I would have less surprised if they had chased down religious mothers
And murdered them in their carpeted hymn singing churches
They were frenzied, fanatically incensed, a revved up mob
Brains had been overturned by the whip tongue of the outgoing czar.
Blood splatters on the pristine building left a fleshy carnage.
Who has the noose?
Where is the vice president?
Steal and loot. Plunder. Pillage.
An insurrection no one can be proud of, making it a weirdy cat week....

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Standing knee deep in water 
invoking the sun god 
going upward phenomenally.

I was learning to forget 
the edicts of a fake lord.
Would not recognize-

the dirty tricks of a godman 
in the garb of a hermaphrodite.
One day he was ... 

One day he was not. The wild 
czar was pounding his chest.
A snow-capped moon was- 

going down unseen in the
blue lake of words. There 
was three dimensional appearance

but no deliverance for
the poor speech in distress.


Satish Verma...

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