Short Crappy Poems
Short Crappy Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Crappy by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Crappy by length and keyword.
A Crappy Poem
Sitting on the privvy for what seemed like hours, it's time to go...
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Categories:
crappy, best friend, blessing, confidence,
Form:
Monoku
Bad
I’m a crappy poet,
surely my readers know it,
but I’ll keep writing....
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Categories:
crappy,
Form:
Haiku
Funny--Not
Your yummy brownies
made a mess of my weekend.
Ex-Lax~~crappy joke!...
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Categories:
crappy, anger, humor,
Form:
Senryu
Silly Work Poem
Had a bad day at work
Went home feeling like a jerk
So I took a nappy, nappy
And now I don’t feel so crappy, crappy....
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Categories:
crappy, work
Form:
Light Verse
My Dancing Shoes
My dancing shoes
Cheered me on when I
Was down with the blues
It created a happy
Spirit inside of me
And I didn’t feel crappy...
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Categories:
crappy, fun, happy,
Form:
Rhyme
Crappy Haiku
sitting in nature
waiting for inspiration
pooped on by a bird
For Matt Caliri’s
I’m Looking At The Haiku In The Mirror Contest...
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Categories:
crappy, poetry,
Form:
Haiku
Ritual
We drank crappy coffee from a machine.
It was a pleasant daily ritual.
I had all I needed, all the enzyms.
You were my investment spiritual....
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Categories:
crappy, i love you,
Form:
Lyric
Insisting On Our Way
slovenly and ill-kempt but happy
we decided to make him snappy
we did it our way
thought he would be gay
now he felt less than himself, and crappy...
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Categories:
crappy, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Limerick
Rhyming Scheme
Lately I have been feeling so happy and so rappy.
But whenever I get snappy, I go for a nappy.
Just never make me feel so unhappy nor either so crappy....
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Categories:
crappy, crazy, funny, humor, rap, urban, word play,
Form:
Sijo
Snaked This Late At Night
My snake is down
Replaced by Ari now
Sleeping so sound
In my arms so proud
I'm feeling crappy
Missing my snake
Replaced by a beautiful face
Napping grace...
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Categories:
crappy, depression,
Form:
Rhyme
The Weather Outside
The weather outside is crappy
Sure recall this timely old ditty
Der Bingle, methinks
Never loved it, it stinks
“Let It Snow” it ain't that witty...
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Categories:
crappy, weather,
Form:
Limerick
Daiper Footles
Dad thinks
Kid stinks
Gets up
Sniffs butt ….
Oh phew!
Big pooh
Crappy
Nappy
Change me
Quickly
Clean flesh
Smells fresh
15th September 2014...
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Categories:
crappy, baby, humorous,
Form:
Footle
Following
Edgar Allan Poe
Was dead, although
Now lives in crappy drama
Someone should tell his mama
Ok I'm just exploring random forms lol and have seen both episodes of the following....
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Categories:
crappy, humorous,
Form:
Clerihew
Crappy Diem
A fart ain't smart
When it's 3-D art
So don't put your horse
Before your cart
'May The Gas Be With You Farts Part 2' Contest Info
Sponsor Chantelle Anne Cooke...
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Categories:
crappy, silly,
Form:
Light Verse
Fly Like An Eagle
Worst thing that can happen to you each day
Is to wake up feeling crappy and crappy you stay
C'mon you people
Fly like an eagle
Say bye bye to the crap and soar away...
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Categories:
crappy, happiness,
Form:
Limerick
Swing and Sway With Sammy Kaye
Some people say “what a crappy day!”
Seems all my vital signs are still clicking away
So I say OOOEEE!
Dance the boogie-woogie
Or let's just swing and sway with Sammy Kaye...
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Categories:
crappy, dance,
Form:
Limerick
A Threesome
Had a crappy day, no rhyme or reason
Same stuff as previous but today was uneven
A real bumpy journey
It started very early
As I peed on the dog and dreamed of a threesome...
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Categories:
crappy, dream,
Form:
Limerick
A Misdeal
Some may wonder, “is this guy for real?”
Answer with a question, “how do you feel?”
If you answered “super!”
Today's a “whoop whooper”
If you said “crappy”, today's a misdeal...
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Categories:
crappy, power,
Form:
Limerick
Unthinkable Stuff
Everyone's palette is unique and individual
Some like crappy stuff like food untraditional
Such as rabbit balls
Or things that crawl
Even stuff that most think is unthinkable...
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Categories:
crappy, food,
Form:
Limerick
New Baby Footles
I peep …
Asleep
He cries
Mum sighs
He’s wet
Get set
Feed time
Sublime
At breast -
it's best!
Crappy
Nappy
Big poops
Mum scoops
He’s mine
Divine
19th August 2014...
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Categories:
crappy, baby, love,
Form:
Footle
Trump Tries To Be Ambiguous
Trump Tries To Be Ambiguous
Trees will drop leaves when deciduous,
And if Trump he tries to be ambiguous;
Feeling crappy,
Wearing nappy;
Being an idiot with has been contiguous.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
crappy, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Spendthrifts
On Christmas morning, beneath the tree
Wonderous gifts her heart could foresee
When she opened her gifts
She knew these were spendthrifts
The rest of the day she felt crappy
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Categories:
crappy, christmas, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Memories Memories Memories
How good is your memory these fine days
Mine is crappy and has been leading me astray
Like putting my undies
On the outside, quite funny
Like skipping through parks, dancing and gay...
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Categories:
crappy, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Snap That Smile Back
I wear a smile
That shines for miles
It is for real
It's just how I feel
I love feeling happy
I mean, who wants to feel crappy?
So next time you feel crappy
Smile, and you might just become happy...
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Categories:
crappy, happiness
Form:
I do not know?
Even Crappier
Some days are happy, some days are happier
At times they're crappy, some days even crappier
But through all this mess
If us guys wear a dress
Confuses the hell outta those causing this disaster...
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Categories:
crappy, life,
Form:
Limerick