Short Crappy Poems

Sitting on the privvy for what seemed like hours, it's time to go...

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I’m a crappy poet,
surely my readers know it,
but I’ll keep writing....

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Your yummy brownies
made a mess of my weekend.
Ex-Lax~~crappy joke!...

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she smiles with glee
as i see her
crappy road hog
...

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Had a bad day at work
Went home feeling like a jerk
So I took a nappy, nappy
And now I don’t feel so crappy, crappy....

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My dancing shoes
Cheered me on when I
Was down with the blues
It created a happy
Spirit inside of me
And I didn’t feel crappy...

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sitting in nature 
waiting for inspiration 
pooped on by a bird


For Matt Caliri’s
I’m Looking At The Haiku In The Mirror Contest...

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If All

if all we ever do is frown
life will always get us down

if we can sometimes be happy
life would not always seem so crappy
...

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       In April, the Chicago Cubs almost always play Scrappy ~

          Come late July, their 'S's' fall off and then they play Crappy
...

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We drank crappy coffee from a machine.
It was a pleasant daily ritual.
I had all I needed, all the enzyms.
You were my investment spiritual....

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slovenly and ill-kempt but happy
we decided to make him snappy
we did it our way
thought he would be gay
now he felt less than himself, and crappy...

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Lately I have been feeling so happy and so rappy.
But whenever I get snappy, I go for a nappy.
Just never make me feel so unhappy nor either so crappy....

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My snake is down
Replaced by Ari now
Sleeping so sound
In my arms so proud

I'm feeling crappy
Missing my snake 
Replaced by a beautiful face
Napping grace...

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The weather outside is crappy
Sure recall this timely old ditty
Der Bingle, methinks
Never loved it, it stinks
“Let It Snow” it ain't that witty...

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    In photos we smile, we appear happy
       even if we feel kind of crappy

    ‘Pictures don’t lie’ – likely not true
       kind of like ‘Darling, I love you'
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Dad thinks
Kid stinks

Gets up
Sniffs butt ….

Oh phew!
Big pooh

Crappy
Nappy

Change me
Quickly

Clean flesh
Smells fresh

15th September 2014...

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Edgar Allan Poe
Was dead, although
Now lives in crappy drama
Someone should tell his mama






Ok I'm just exploring random forms lol and have seen both episodes of the following....

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A fart ain't smart
When it's 3-D art
So don't put your horse
Before your cart


'May The Gas Be With You Farts Part 2' Contest Info
Sponsor	Chantelle Anne Cooke...

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Worst thing that can happen to you each day
Is to wake up feeling crappy and crappy you stay
C'mon you people
Fly like an eagle
Say bye bye to the crap and soar away...

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Some people say “what a crappy day!”
Seems all my vital signs are still clicking away
So I say OOOEEE!
Dance the boogie-woogie
Or let's just swing and sway with Sammy Kaye...

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Had a crappy day, no rhyme or reason
Same stuff as previous but today was uneven
A real bumpy journey
It started very early
As I peed on the dog and dreamed of a threesome...

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Some may wonder, “is this guy for real?”
Answer with a question, “how do you feel?”
If you answered “super!”
Today's a “whoop whooper”
If you said “crappy”, today's a misdeal...

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Everyone's palette is unique and individual
Some like crappy stuff like food untraditional
Such as rabbit balls
Or things that crawl
Even stuff that most think is unthinkable...

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I peep …
Asleep

He cries
Mum sighs

He’s wet
Get set

Feed time
Sublime 

At breast -
it's best!

Crappy
Nappy

Big poops
Mum scoops

He’s mine
Divine


19th August 2014...

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Trump Tries To Be Ambiguous

Trees will drop leaves when deciduous,
And if Trump he tries to be ambiguous;
Feeling crappy,
Wearing nappy;
Being an idiot with has been contiguous.

Jim Horn...

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