Short Cranky Poems
Short Cranky Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Cranky by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Cranky by length and keyword.
Ill-Tempered Kleenex
cranky
hanky
11/11/23...
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Categories:
cranky, word play,
Form:
Footle
Confectionery Caress
cranky child crying
confectionery caress ~
calm cuddles comfort...
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Categories:
cranky, child, cry, cute, feelings, love, sweet, sweet
Form:
Haiku
Dinky Linky
Dinky Linky went shopping
She was looking for
Pinky Stinky on a rack
But instead she found
Cranky tanky and a hat...
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Categories:
cranky, fun, silly,
Form:
Free verse
Bedtime Ku
harley beside me
sound of sleep
cranky passenger
MagiCicada13
*Harley Davidson Motorcycle...
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Categories:
cranky, funny love, sleep,
Form:
Senryu
On Pins and Needles
Grimacing with eyes closed
And staggering to stand
On cranky legs and feet
With numb prickings shooting
Like a thousand points of light...
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Categories:
cranky, childhood, funny, health, introspection, life, people,
Form:
Free verse
Jack and Jill Underabridge
Jack was oh so lean and lanky
Jill was all for hanky panky
But things went amuck
When Jack's zipper stuck
In a pinch, she found him cranky!...
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Categories:
cranky, lust,
Form:
Limerick
Just Plain Overstressed
When I'm cranky
tired, curmudgeony
just plain overstressed
Why, I do just what you'd expect ~
explode at the one I love best...
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Categories:
cranky, anger, irony, love, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
He Had a Holloweenie
Under his nose hung a big greenie.
The kids all thought he was a meanie.
He didn't have a hankie.
That's why he was so cranky.
Also, he had a hollow weenie....
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Categories:
cranky, halloween,
Form:
Limerick
Carefree Night To Day
The year comes to enjoy newly
The cheerful night passes cranky
We resolute good
But life forges truth
Thirty first makes the first carefree
-January 01,2020 CTG, BD...
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Categories:
cranky, day, life, new year,
Form:
Limerick
Cranky Boss
I worked for a cranky old boss
who came to work always quite cross.
Finally found out,
he developed gout,
when stocks took a capital loss.
Copyright © 2011 By Caryl S. Muzzey...
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Categories:
cranky, funny, work,
Form:
Limerick
My First Kiss
Our first kiss was very awkward and fast
it didn't take my breath away at all.
7-16-19
Alexis Y
*My muse is a bit cranky today. This is all she would give me....
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Categories:
cranky, first love, kiss,
Form:
Monoku
Old and Cranky
Old and Cranky
When I get old and cranky
I'll never phone old Hanky
I will water plants
I won't pee in pants
Cause sometimes get cranky
Written: Nov. 17, 2015
Theresa W-C...
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Categories:
cranky, humor, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
The Boorish Souls
A garrulous, loquacious, querulous person can be extremely jejune and petulant.
In other words,
They are usually wordy, talkative, cranky-whining and often dull or ill-humored people....
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Categories:
cranky, people, perspective,
Form:
Verse
Cantankerous and Ornery
cranky and bearish
cantankerous attitude
she spends days alone
ornery and waspish
rantankerous daily
she has her own ways
prickly and grouchy
she yells sat tv people
her only friends...
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Categories:
cranky, women,
Form:
Senryu
Clouds
Cottony vapour fluffs,
Caravan shape-shifting,
Can be stratus, nimbus,
cumulus or cirrus,
Cover the blue with white,
Cranky storms turn them black;
Chariot of the Lord.
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Categories:
cranky, sky,
Form:
Pleiades
Halley's Comet
So many people have a bee in their bonnet
Uptight and cranky, makes me wanna vomit
Mellow out, great advice
It's a very small price
Soar through the heaven's like Halley's Comet...
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Categories:
cranky, celebration,
Form:
Limerick
Claritin
i'm allergic
to stupidity
i awoke
scratching
hives and
head full
cranky and
asking what
was the
fiftieth
state then
without
waking i
knew i'd
caught this
country's
bug...
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Categories:
cranky, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Spring Cleaning-Footles
Spring Cleaning
Must dust
Clean rug
Cleaning orders
Mop floor
To door
Cranky Cleaner
Clutter
Mutter
Secret of a happy spouse
Clean House*
Glad Spouse
*Written by Tim Smith...
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Categories:
cranky, work,
Form:
Footle
His Eminence
A hairy and cranky old man he's become
Sucking on one thumb, the other up his bum
Now that's overstating things
His words still have ring
Since being elected, his eminence Mr.Trump...
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Categories:
cranky, anxiety,
Form:
Limerick
Naps
Nap
Babies like them
Angers toddler child
Cranky attitude puts me there
Research says teenagers need them the most
They are the hardest to convince
Bones and teeth need them bad
Old people game
Nap...
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Categories:
cranky, baby, old, perspective,
Form:
Rictameter
Loud Noises
When old duffers reach that over-the-hill age
Loud noises bother them, they get bent out of shape
Get cranky and stuff
Wearing furry ear muffs
Like from the looney bin they just escaped...
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Categories:
cranky, age,
Form:
Limerick
Age Gaps
Cranky crusty Codgers
Skeptical scornfully scowls
Youthful yearning Yonkers
Heartful happily howls
Spurned spiteful Spinsters
Graying gracelessly grumbles
Marvelous merry Maidens
Ravenous richly rumbles...
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Categories:
cranky, age, old, youth,
Form:
Rhyme
Life In a Nutshell
LIFE IN A NUTSHELL
Now that I've reached
The ripe old age of eighty-six
It's all clear to me now
What life is all about
WE'RE BORN
WE struggle
WE become old and cranky
THEN WE DIE... SIMPLE?
LOL...
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Categories:
cranky, life,
Form:
Free verse
A Fossil
Dictionaries describe “fossil” as a cranky old person
Not flattering but it's bang on, not a very nice version
It doesn't apply to me
I'm as sweet as can be
Fillies flock around till I'm forced to charge a fee...
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Categories:
cranky, africa,
Form:
Limerick
Brooding
Half-stripped,
I was moon struck.
Can there be any other beauty ?
*
In broken terracotta
I trace my reluctance
to change.
*
Another cranky day.
You cannot write a poem,
for a while.
Satish Verma...
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Categories:
cranky, art,
Form:
ABC