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Jealous Beast

When it comes to the vacuum cleaner my dog is a jealous beast, showing off his fangs and claws. Does he not know that I'd feed my Oreck less if he, now and then, but wiped his paws?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 11/18/2017 4:34:00 PM
Funny. Well done, Timothy.
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Date: 11/16/2017 5:22:00 PM
Great Poem...Love It!
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Date: 9/19/2013 4:25:00 PM
too funny and good, congrats to you ;}
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Date: 4/20/2013 11:27:00 AM
Big congrats on your my friend, Timothy... Well done~A.O
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Date: 4/19/2013 9:54:00 PM
Many congrats my dear friend Timothy! This is indeed great and amazing ! I love it & so enjoyed. Thank you so much for sharing and the smiles here! Have a grace-filled day! Love and hugs, Leonora
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Timothy Hicks
Date: 4/20/2013 4:30:00 AM
Thanks for stopping by... glad you could read and enjoy :)
Date: 4/19/2013 9:51:00 PM
Hello Timothy, Congratulations IN HONOR OF Andrea's favorite POEM contest. *Always & Forever' @->- LINDA -<-@
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Timothy Hicks
Date: 4/20/2013 4:30:00 AM
Thanks Linda... always so kind!
Date: 4/19/2013 8:40:00 PM
Timothy, a sweet win~*~SKAT
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Timothy Hicks
Date: 4/20/2013 4:30:00 AM
I'm happy I made it on her list! And thanks again for checking me out!
Date: 3/19/2013 5:16:00 PM
LOL, i like that you called my poem 'raunchy' .. anyways... I never meet a dog that enjoys the vacuum. I think the noise bothers their sensitive hearing. have you ever seen a cat react to a vacuum... funny ending... always~ LINDA
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Timothy Hicks
Date: 3/19/2013 5:55:00 PM
Haha... is raunchy an odd word to use? But I would like to see what happens to that poor cat... pets can be funny sometimes :)
Date: 3/18/2013 10:07:00 PM
Cute! I just love inspirations from pets and other simplicity of life. Another great one! Always, Laura
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Timothy Hicks
Date: 3/18/2013 11:47:00 PM
My black pomeranian inspires a lot of poetry from me :)
Date: 3/18/2013 2:17:00 PM
hmm, why didn't I fave this one yet? I love it.
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Timothy Hicks
Date: 3/18/2013 8:58:00 PM
I just recently found out about "faving poems"... I will have to remember that!
Date: 3/17/2013 6:21:00 PM
!!!
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Timothy Hicks
Date: 3/17/2013 10:52:00 PM
:)
Date: 3/17/2013 12:56:00 AM
oh my this is good. Let me see one more and see if you continue with gold!!
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Timothy Hicks
Date: 3/17/2013 9:57:00 AM
Your comments are always so uplifting! Thank you!
Date: 3/16/2013 6:39:00 PM
Isn't that the truth. This is such and insightful write. It'd also be a bonus if our dogs brushed their hair outside once in awhile too.
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Timothy Hicks
Date: 3/16/2013 8:39:00 PM
or used their own doggy bags to clean up their own mess.... wouldn't that be nice? An owner can dream though... haha...
Date: 3/16/2013 5:40:00 PM
I can just see him growling.
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Timothy Hicks
Date: 3/16/2013 8:36:00 PM
My dog doesn't do this anymore (my house has all wood flooring)... but it was pretty fun seeing his reaction to the Roomba I got my mom for her birthday! He was pretty scared of the thing...
Date: 3/16/2013 3:21:00 PM
Love this Timothy... Patrick
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Timothy Hicks
Date: 3/16/2013 8:35:00 PM
Thanks Patrick! Very kind of you stop by...