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Five Fabulous Fun Footles For Contest

What the Loo Cleaner Saw: vicars' knickers hippo's nipples bidders' skidders hatters' splatters farters' garters written 22nd October for Jan's Footles contest

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Debbie Duncan

Date: 5/20/2017 5:07:00 PM

I love this / these 7 for sure. I should have to try writing like this :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/27/2016 11:41:00 AM

thanks for seeing several of my latest poems, Jack. It's slower than molasses around this place.

Scott Thirtyseven

Date: 11/26/2016 12:32:00 PM

A broad smile on my face. What a pleasure to read.

Sara Kendrick

Date: 11/5/2016 9:40:00 AM

Footles so fine upon the winners’ list is awesome, creative and unique..Congratulations on your placement..Sara

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/30/2016 5:17:00 PM

Congrats, Jack, Get ready for her NEXT contest.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/30/2016 1:49:00 PM

- CONGRATULATIONS JACK, WELL DONE :)) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

Date: 10/30/2016 1:42:00 PM

hilarious footles Jack the second one didn't have exact rhyme otherwise you would have got a top spot:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/23/2016 9:22:00 PM

hahaha. LOVE them. Especially first and last ones!!

James Horn

Date: 10/23/2016 5:56:00 AM

JH, Momma's and the Papa's. JH http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 10/22/2016 7:44:00 PM

Hilarious, Jack! I hope I never have contact with "farters' garters." LOL Best wishes in the contest! Love, Carolyn

Sara Kendrick

Date: 10/22/2016 6:00:00 PM

Reads like a winner..The English have a way with loo comedy..Thanks for dropping by..Sara