Jack Horne Poet Footle

Five Fabulous Fun Footles For Contest

What the Loo Cleaner Saw:

vicars' 
knickers

hippo's 
nipples

bidders' 
skidders

hatters' 
splatters

farters' 
garters

written 22nd October for Jan's Footles contest

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Debbie Duncan May 20, 2017 at 5:07 PM I love this / these 7 for sure. I should have to try writing like this :)

Andrea Dietrich November 27, 2016 at 11:41 AM thanks for seeing several of my latest poems, Jack. It's slower than molasses around this place.

Scott Thirtyseven November 26, 2016 at 12:32 PM A broad smile on my face. What a pleasure to read.

Sara Kendrick November 5, 2016 at 9:40 AM Footles so fine upon the winners’ list is awesome, creative and unique..Congratulations on your placement..Sara

Andrea Dietrich October 30, 2016 at 5:17 PM Congrats, Jack, Get ready for her NEXT contest.

Anne-Lise Andresen October 30, 2016 at 1:49 PM - CONGRATULATIONS JACK, WELL DONE :)) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison October 30, 2016 at 1:42 PM hilarious footles Jack the second one didn't have exact rhyme otherwise you would have got a top spot:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich October 23, 2016 at 9:22 PM hahaha. LOVE them. Especially first and last ones!!

James Horn October 23, 2016 at 5:56 AM JH, Momma's and the Papa's. JH http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx

Carolyn Devonshire October 22, 2016 at 7:44 PM Hilarious, Jack! I hope I never have contact with "farters' garters." LOL Best wishes in the contest! Love, Carolyn

Sara Kendrick October 22, 2016 at 6:00 PM Reads like a winner..The English have a way with loo comedy..Thanks for dropping by..Sara