Short Claus Poems
Short Claus Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Claus by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Claus by length and keyword.
A parcel postman named Claus
in 2020 had reason to pause
Covid19 pandemic ,we can relate
made poorly Santa ,for ten days isolate.
Categories:
claus, christmas, poetry, word play,
Form:
Clerihew
You Should See the Paws Christmas Haiku
You should see the paws
Which were worn by Santa Claus
Fulfilled our each cause.
Jim Horn
Categories:
claus, christmas,
Form:
Haiku
Santa Claus was in a tissy,
At this time of year, he's always busy.
Frantically polishing his big sleigh,
He forgot it was Christmas Day.
Categories:
claus, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
What does Santa do after Christmas?
Well if you want to know the truth
He parties hard with Mrs. Claus
Til they melt the snow off the roof
Categories:
claus, funny, holiday
Form:
I do not know?
Santa’s elf pulled a quick prank
On Mrs. Claus, he didn’t think
He took her hot pie
And hid it up high
She found it, then gave him a spank
Categories:
claus, christmas, funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Santa Claus for Christmas this year
A generous portion of hope; cheer
Sprinkle magical sparkle agape love
Being the portion from heaven above
Categories:
claus, holiday, imagination, seasons
Form:
Rhyme
Ho, ho, ho! It’s me, Santa Claus!!
And you barged into my house because?
Well duh, I’m here for your presents
Well, I’m calling 911 you peasant!!
Categories:
claus, christmas,
Form:
Chastushka
red reindeer
from antlers
to their hooves
red-nose red
gone amuck
on Christmas
Claus: “oh no!”
then “ho-ho!”
cheeks blinking
12/8/2018
Categories:
claus, christmas,
Form:
Haiku
Santa showed signs of the virus
a test was less than desirous
swabs rammed up his nose!
he kept his eyes closed
daydreaming of Milee Cyrus
Categories:
claus, christmas,
Form:
Limerick
Santa Claus, should he really exist
Would have every Soupers name on his list
He'd make sure none of us were miffed
And provide for each a special gift
Categories:
claus, funny,
Form:
Clerihew
O Santa Claus, O Santa Claus
There’s not much on that butt of yours
I saw you pee
Behind a tree
So now I’ll call you Scanty Drawers
Categories:
claus, christmas, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Santa loads
his bright sleigh
takes no roads
elves must work
all the time
never shirk
Mrs. Claus
bakes all day
Santa’s laws
Written 12/26/18
Categories:
claus, christmas,
Form:
Haiku
Mrs. Claus has a job the night
When Santa soars out of her sight:
For the elves she strips
With broad, swaying hips;
Christmas Day elves hum from delight.
Categories:
claus, humor,
Form:
Limerick
O Santa Claus, applause, applause
This Christmas Day I’ll stay indoors
For once I’m fed
I’m off to bed
My husband loves my scanty drawers
Categories:
claus, christmas, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
I'm a bad boy, and it is uncanny
How I always get hit on my fanny.
If I could get my paws...
What I mean, Santa Claus -
I wish Julie Andrews for my nanny.
Categories:
claus, christmas, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Odds are Kris Kringle won't Show today
Because Father Christmas leads the way
So jolly Saint Nick
Will be today's Pick
If Santa Claus will lend him his sleigh
Categories:
claus, christmas, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Happy Santa Claus
The reindeer are excited
Children are joyful
Christmas Eve is finally here!
Singing carolers
Lively church bells are ringing
Birthday for baby Jesus
Categories:
claus, christmas,
Form:
Choka
White Hot Christmas
by Michael R. Burch
I’m back from my jog;
it felt like summer
on Christmas Eve.
What a bummer!
Forget the sleigh, Santa,
hire a Hummer.
Categories:
claus, christmas, winter,
Form:
Verse
Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa
as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta.
When Santa Claus farted,
the reindeer all darted.
And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!”
Categories:
claus, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Missus Claus had to trudge down to jail,
Once more toting with her Santa's bail;
Seems where people all shop
He let red trousers drop:
He enjoys showing biddies he's male.
Categories:
claus, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Christmas carols be sung under the moon
Children dream of Santa Claus
Oh a magical time
11.12.2015 - A-L Andresen :)
Kimo : three lines of 10, 7, and 6 syllables
Categories:
claus, celebration, children, christmas,
Form:
Kimo
Santa Claus aint no has been,
until ole boxing day,
love your poetry its a dream,
keep em coming Mystic, hey
xox....Don
{MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS{
thank you Mystic Rose
Categories:
claus, adventure, boxing day,
Form:
Ballad
Tough times have fallen on the North Pole
COVID-19's shrunk employer payrolls
So, the good Lord's invoked the grandfather clause
To increase the pension due Santa Claus
Categories:
claus, christmas, god, grandfather, money, work,
Form:
Couplet
Santa Claus is busy in a Mall
But he will need YOUR help after all
To help meet his goal
Send one lump of coal
So Donald Trump can build his own wall
*SOS= "Save Our Sleigh"
Categories:
claus, christmas,
Form:
Limerick
This year dear old Santa Claus
says his sleigh will be drawn by a horse,
for when the crafty old denizen
discovered deer can be venison
he planned to use it as his main course.
Categories:
claus, funny,
Form:
Limerick