Covid Claus

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Santa showed signs of the virus
a test was less than desirous
swabs rammed up his nose!
he kept his eyes closed
daydreaming of Milee Cyrus

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020



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Date: 3/12/2021 5:58:00 PM
Hilarious! Thank you for the laughs and the beauty that came in my inbox today. Congrats on your lifetime membership!
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Jo Chamberlain
Date: 3/13/2021 1:05:00 AM
Thank you. I'm excited to be here! X
Date: 3/12/2021 11:01:00 AM
Based on the comments, you entertained and brought smiles to many of us. I loved the rhymes virus/desirous/Miley Cyrus. I suspect you are not one of her fans, but that's ok. Hope you are well. Jim H
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Jo Chamberlain
Date: 3/13/2021 1:05:00 AM
I'm not a fan, but I enjoy her music. I'm greatful for her name as it rhymed beautifully with virus. :-)
Date: 1/1/2021 5:26:00 PM
Your humour is top notch. Each poem, limerick + haiku of yours that I read brings a huge smile. Our thanks for all your submissions. Yours truly, Brian
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Jo Chamberlain
Date: 1/7/2021 12:15:00 AM
Thank you for taking the time to read by poems, and for your comment. :-)
Date: 12/24/2020 8:24:00 AM
Great humorous winning poem. Best Congratulations!
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Jo Chamberlain
Date: 12/24/2020 9:20:00 AM
Thank you. :-)
Date: 12/22/2020 1:14:00 PM
Congratulations on your winning entry, Joanna! Merry Christmas to you and your dear ones. // paul
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Jo Chamberlain
Date: 12/22/2020 2:08:00 PM
Thank you.
Date: 12/21/2020 11:38:00 AM
- Sends you a congratulations for your win in Santa's Covid Christmas contest, Joanna :) - Have a wonderful Christmas ... and a virus-free new year 2021 :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Jo Chamberlain
Date: 12/21/2020 12:09:00 PM
Thank you. Stay safe. :-)
Date: 12/21/2020 8:49:00 AM
Congrats on your win. Happy Holidays.
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Jo Chamberlain
Date: 12/21/2020 9:32:00 AM
Thank you :-)
Date: 12/21/2020 6:16:00 AM
Congratulations on your win! Merry Christmas my friend!
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Jo Chamberlain
Date: 12/21/2020 6:38:00 AM
Thank you. :-)
Date: 12/20/2020 2:58:00 PM
What an awful thing to do to Santa, but at least he's safe, witty write Joanna, congrats on your win. Merry Christmas dear .
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Date: 12/20/2020 12:15:00 PM
Congrats on your win with this amusing piece, Joanna. Janice
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Jo Chamberlain
Date: 12/20/2020 1:18:00 PM
Thank you. :+)
Date: 12/20/2020 11:11:00 AM
Haha, nicely done Joanne, I've heard its not a pleasant thing having something rammed up your nostrils. Congrats on your win and hope you enjoy the one day the grinch has given us. Tom
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Jo Chamberlain
Date: 12/20/2020 12:10:00 PM
It's not nice, I've had two tests so far. I'm in isolation awaiting results from my most recent test. Stay safe.
Date: 12/20/2020 8:29:00 AM
Love this very witty entry in the contest, Joanna! Congratulations for your win and many thanks for your kind comment re my win. A Merry Christmas and Happy, Healthy New Year - Bob
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Jo Chamberlain
Date: 12/20/2020 9:22:00 AM
Thank you. :-)
Date: 12/9/2020 9:53:00 AM
Lol!Joanna, This is funny! I laughed out loud reading it. I enjoyed the read. Have a great day:-) Alexis
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Jo Chamberlain
Date: 12/9/2020 9:57:00 AM
Thank you. :-)
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