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Covid Claus

Santa showed signs of the virus
a test was less than desirous
swabs rammed up his nose!
he kept his eyes closed
daydreaming of Milee Cyrus
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Fenn Avatar
March 12, 2021 at 5:58 PM
Hilarious! Thank you for the laughs and the beauty that came in my inbox today. Congrats on your lifetime membership!
Chamberlain Avatar
March 13, 2021 at 1:05 AM
Thank you. I'm excited to be here! X
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March 12, 2021 at 11:01 AM
Based on the comments, you entertained and brought smiles to many of us. I loved the rhymes virus/desirous/Miley Cyrus. I suspect you are not one of her fans, but that's ok. Hope you are well. Jim H
Chamberlain Avatar
March 13, 2021 at 1:05 AM
I'm not a fan, but I enjoy her music. I'm greatful for her name as it rhymed beautifully with virus. :-)
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January 1, 2021 at 5:26 PM
Your humour is top notch. Each poem, limerick + haiku of yours that I read brings a huge smile. Our thanks for all your submissions. Yours truly, Brian
Chamberlain Avatar
January 7, 2021 at 12:15 AM
Thank you for taking the time to read by poems, and for your comment. :-)
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December 24, 2020 at 8:24 AM
Great humorous winning poem. Best Congratulations!
Chamberlain Avatar
December 24, 2020 at 9:20 AM
Thank you. :-)
Callus Avatar
December 22, 2020 at 1:14 PM
Congratulations on your winning entry, Joanna! Merry Christmas to you and your dear ones. // paul
Chamberlain Avatar
December 22, 2020 at 2:08 PM
Thank you.
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December 21, 2020 at 11:38 AM
- Sends you a congratulations for your win in Santa's Covid Christmas contest, Joanna :) - Have a wonderful Christmas ... and a virus-free new year 2021 :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Chamberlain Avatar
December 21, 2020 at 12:09 PM
Thank you. Stay safe. :-)
Evans Avatar
December 21, 2020 at 8:49 AM
Congrats on your win. Happy Holidays.
Chamberlain Avatar
December 21, 2020 at 9:32 AM
Thank you :-)
Koplin Avatar
December 21, 2020 at 6:16 AM
Congratulations on your win! Merry Christmas my friend!
Chamberlain Avatar
December 21, 2020 at 6:38 AM
Thank you. :-)
Rose  Avatar
December 20, 2020 at 2:58 PM
What an awful thing to do to Santa, but at least he's safe, witty write Joanna, congrats on your win. Merry Christmas dear .
Canerdy Avatar
December 20, 2020 at 12:15 PM
Congrats on your win with this amusing piece, Joanna. Janice
Chamberlain Avatar
December 20, 2020 at 1:18 PM
Thank you. :+)
Cunningham Avatar
December 20, 2020 at 11:11 AM
Haha, nicely done Joanne, I've heard its not a pleasant thing having something rammed up your nostrils. Congrats on your win and hope you enjoy the one day the grinch has given us. Tom
Chamberlain Avatar
December 20, 2020 at 12:10 PM
It's not nice, I've had two tests so far. I'm in isolation awaiting results from my most recent test. Stay safe.
Hinshaw Avatar
December 20, 2020 at 8:29 AM
Love this very witty entry in the contest, Joanna! Congratulations for your win and many thanks for your kind comment re my win. A Merry Christmas and Happy, Healthy New Year - Bob
Chamberlain Avatar
December 20, 2020 at 9:22 AM
Thank you. :-)
Y. Avatar
December 9, 2020 at 9:53 AM
Lol!Joanna, This is funny! I laughed out loud reading it. I enjoyed the read. Have a great day:-) Alexis
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December 9, 2020 at 9:57 AM
Thank you. :-)
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