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Gassy Santa Near Atlanta

Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta. When Santa Claus farted, the reindeer all darted. And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!”

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Len Gasun

Date: 12/25/2023 11:58:00 PM

LOL, I really love this one my dearest poet friend Andrea. Suddenly, I got scared too, thanks God I took my antacid this morning...if not I've followed santa while laughing here. Congratulations on your top win and this excellent limerick! Thanks for sharing. Blessings to you always and your writings. Hugs

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/15/2023 2:18:00 AM

Can't blame the reindeer with them toxic fumes lol. Tom

Joseph May

Date: 12/14/2023 3:41:00 AM

Lol, Very nicely done Andrea, Congrats on your win

Terry Flood

Date: 12/13/2023 2:19:00 PM

Ha ha, a smashing Limerick, Andrea. At first I had no idea of what Mylanta is… but hey… I got google. Congrats on your top spot win. Terry

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/13/2023 12:19:00 PM

LOL…don’t need no gassy Santa flying over Atlanta. Congratulations…good one, Andrea!

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/13/2023 10:49:00 AM

Back with another Congratulations on your new win. I really enjoyed reading this cute/funny write again. Have a fun day............

Jay Narain

Date: 12/13/2023 9:48:00 AM

Sure, it is funny. Nice winner.

Joanna Daniel

Date: 1/1/2023 2:02:00 AM

Congratulations on a great win, a truly funny one:)

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/26/2022 12:43:00 PM

Back with congratulations on this winner. Way to go. I remember getting a chuckle out of it and did the same just now. Pippi is lying beside me in her bed and she ate one bite of chili for lunch and she is letting out silent ones that are stinking to high heaven. Thank you for dropping by my page. Sara

Valsa George

Date: 12/25/2022 10:08:00 PM

Congratulations Andrea on your first place win though your Santa greatly polluted the air.

Terry Miller

Date: 12/23/2022 11:30:00 PM

Just blew me away, congratulations

Eve Roper

Date: 12/23/2022 6:51:00 PM

Congratulations on your win, Andrea. FUNNY! Many blessings and Merry Christmas

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 12/23/2022 5:31:00 PM

Hahaha Andrea! Congratulations on your win! :)

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/23/2022 3:22:00 PM

Back with "Congratulations" on your win. I really enjoyed it. Blessings...........

Hilo Poet

Date: 12/23/2022 6:30:00 AM

Cute chuckling of a rawness there, Andrea, all in jest my friend, and compliments on your win, Aloha William

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/23/2022 4:14:00 AM

Andrea, a cute limerick, made me laugh, congratulations on your first place win!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/22/2022 11:24:00 PM

Lol, hope he didn't try and light his pipe with all that gas floating around. Merry Christmas. HO ho ho. Tom

Valsa George

Date: 12/22/2022 8:29:00 PM

Quite funny Andrea ! I just see in my imagination the reindeer all darting... ! What obnoxious stench Santa must have spread.... !! Lol

Evelyn Judy Buehler

Date: 12/22/2022 3:13:00 PM

Funny limerick! Good luck in the contest, Andrea.

James Peranteau

Date: 12/22/2022 11:06:00 AM

you cross your "T'z and dot your i'z" here dear poet...i'm headed to your write about your three favorite poets who have past this phase....life.... it's evidently not i ;) thus, one uv the three must be, DA....have a grand holiday Andrea! Much luv, james

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/22/2022 10:17:00 AM

Reads like a good contender to me for the contest. Way to go. Poor ole Santa with his stomach problems. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 12/20/2022 1:12:00 PM

Quite a funny lyric. My last post is personal.

Ilene Bauer

Date: 12/20/2022 12:33:00 PM

your rhyme choices are hilarious, andrea! best of luck in the contest...

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/20/2022 10:35:00 AM

So cute/funny. Have a blessed day........