Gassy Santa Near Atlanta

Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa
as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta.
When Santa Claus farted,
the reindeer all darted.
And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Gasun Avatar
December 25, 2023 at 11:58 PM
LOL, I really love this one my dearest poet friend Andrea. Suddenly, I got scared too, thanks God I took my antacid this morning...if not I've followed santa while laughing here. Congratulations on your top win and this excellent limerick! Thanks for sharing. Blessings to you always and your writings. Hugs
Cunningham Avatar
December 15, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Can't blame the reindeer with them toxic fumes lol. Tom
May Avatar
December 14, 2023 at 3:41 AM
Lol, Very nicely done Andrea, Congrats on your win
Flood Avatar
December 13, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Ha ha, a smashing Limerick, Andrea. At first I had no idea of what Mylanta is… but hey… I got google. Congrats on your top spot win. Terry
Rodrigues Avatar
December 13, 2023 at 12:19 PM
LOL…don’t need no gassy Santa flying over Atlanta. Congratulations…good one, Andrea!
Goldsmith Avatar
December 13, 2023 at 10:49 AM
Back with another Congratulations on your new win.  I really enjoyed reading this cute/funny write again. Have a fun day............
Narain Avatar
December 13, 2023 at 9:48 AM
Sure, it is funny. Nice winner.
Daniel Avatar
January 1, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Congratulations on a great win, a truly funny one:)
Kendrick Avatar
December 26, 2022 at 12:43 PM
Back with congratulations on this winner. Way to go. I remember getting a chuckle out of it and did the same just now. Pippi is lying beside me in her bed and she ate one bite of chili for lunch and she is letting out silent ones that are stinking to high heaven. Thank you for dropping by my page. Sara
George Avatar
December 25, 2022 at 10:08 PM
Congratulations Andrea on your first place win though your Santa greatly polluted the air.
Miller Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 11:30 PM
Just blew me away, congratulations
Roper Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 6:51 PM
Congratulations on your win, Andrea. FUNNY! Many blessings and Merry Christmas
Fowler Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 5:31 PM
Hahaha Andrea! Congratulations on your win! :)
Goldsmith Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 3:22 PM
Back with "Congratulations" on your win. I really enjoyed it. Blessings...........
Kelii Kekaula Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 6:30 AM
Cute chuckling of a rawness there, Andrea, all in jest my friend, and compliments on your win, Aloha William
Kitchin Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 4:14 AM
Andrea, a cute limerick, made me laugh, congratulations on your first place win!
Cunningham Avatar
December 22, 2022 at 11:24 PM
Lol, hope he didn't try and light his pipe with all that gas floating around. Merry Christmas. HO ho ho. Tom
George Avatar
December 22, 2022 at 8:29 PM
Quite funny Andrea ! I just see in my imagination the reindeer all darting... ! What obnoxious stench Santa must have spread.... !! Lol
Buehler Avatar
December 22, 2022 at 3:13 PM
Funny limerick! Good luck in the contest, Andrea.
Peranteau Avatar
December 22, 2022 at 11:06 AM
you cross your "T'z and dot your i'z" here dear poet...i'm headed to your write about your three favorite poets who have past this phase....life.... it's evidently not i ;) thus, one uv the three must be, DA....have a grand holiday Andrea! Much luv, james
Kendrick Avatar
December 22, 2022 at 10:17 AM
Reads like a good contender to me for the contest. Way to go. Poor ole Santa with his stomach problems. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara
Buhagiar Avatar
December 20, 2022 at 1:12 PM
Quite a funny lyric. My last post is personal.
Bauer Avatar
December 20, 2022 at 12:33 PM
your rhyme choices are hilarious, andrea! best of luck in the contest...
Goldsmith Avatar
December 20, 2022 at 10:35 AM
So cute/funny. Have a blessed day........
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace