It's Santa Claus

Ho, ho, ho! It’s me, Santa Claus!!
And you barged into my house because?
Well duh, I’m here for your presents
Well, I’m calling 911 you peasant!!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Fowler Avatar
December 22, 2023 at 4:13 PM
LOL Congratulations Mark! :)
Dietrich Avatar
December 22, 2023 at 1:21 PM
hmmm, you got really lucky in my contest, Anthony. One of my rules was not to use a poem that had appeared in one of my old contests. My memory is not as good as you told me below. gotta drop this to second place, haha
Dietrich Avatar
December 14, 2023 at 1:28 PM
haha. You did so well with this unusual poetry form. I see below that it must be one entered in an old contest of mine. Congrats again.
Bartolo Avatar
December 14, 2023 at 1:49 PM
In fact it was hehe. You have a very good photovoltaic memory.
May Avatar
December 13, 2023 at 7:12 AM
Nicely penned Mark, Congrats on your win
Allison Avatar
December 27, 2020 at 3:43 PM
very witty mark, many congrats on your win Mark:-) Jan xx
Roper Avatar
December 27, 2020 at 10:28 AM
Congratulations on your win, Mark. Happy New Year. Hugs Eve
Agustin Avatar
December 25, 2020 at 2:58 AM
Congrats! Cheering you with blest Christmas spirit, while sharing you "... the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord" (Romans 6:23 of the King James Bible). God bless you.
Dietrich Avatar
December 24, 2020 at 5:30 PM
I could just picture this funny scene!! Great job, Mark. Congrats in my contest.
Y. Avatar
December 18, 2020 at 9:52 AM
Lol! Mark, This is sooo funny. I think it's one of the best ones ( mines included) I've seen thus far. It looks like a winner to me. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great day and weekend. Wishing you and your loved ones a good Holiday season:-) Alexis
Bartolo Avatar
December 18, 2020 at 11:43 AM
Youre too kind :) Thanks. Same to you :)
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