Short Cashier Poems

Cashier's coffee cost to more
Cashier's coffee hope to score
Cashing coffee coast to shore
Casting coffee breaking moare...

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Cashier

Change will make me hesitate
Cause me to equivocate
Clearly I can’t handle change
Customers will find this strange
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Quick trip to the grocery store 
not looking for anything more; 
Suddenly a cute cashier! 
Damn! Didn’t fix my hair
before I walked out the door....

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I am the senior cashier in a store.

Most of the time my job is just a bore.

My co-workers are great

So the job I can't hate.

The paycheck is all I'm really here for....

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I bought a lottery ticket
I told the cashier - "Just pick it,"
I was surprised when she said,
"If you win, we'll go to bed;"
now all my cash is gone - "Frick It!"

01/15/2012...

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The cashier comes up to see the secretary every day.
Making some excuse, and I never hear her say
Him again? Come on! I am busy. Give me a break.
Recognizing a crush, she is sweet for his own sake....

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Whilst pushing a full shopping cart
Bart expelled a foul silent fart
When he stood at the till
The cashier looked quite ill
His silent ones are off the chart! 

12-07-17...

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This lady in line at the grocery store
A special “five to a customer” wanted five more
Challenged the cashier
Who said “only five my dear”
“Go out and come back in, the limit to ignore”...

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Have a crazy brother-in-law named Dickie
At times Dickie can be rather tricky
At 90 years old
He's just been paroled
His crime... he asked a cashier for a quickie


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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I went to my bank yesterday
As I went to work, it’s on my way
I said to the cashier Miss Valance
“Hello can you check my balance”
She replied “yes certainly Mr. Dover”
Then walked round and pushed me over...

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This lady in line at the local grocery store
A special “five to a customer” wanted five more
Challenged the cashier
Who said “only five my dear”
“Go out and come back in, the limit to ignore” ...

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Just met a friendly supermarket cashier
Thanked him for the joyful presence he volunteered
A mundane occupation
Doesn't stimulate the imagination
Guess it's way better than a street bum career...

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A cashier told me she was going to Disney World
Asked me to join her, she was cute with blonde curls
Became quite unnerved
And what was much worse
Inserted my debit card tween her abundant curves...

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A guy goes into a drugstore to buy some condoms
'Do you want a bag?”cashier asks not seeing a problem
“No she's not THAT ugly!”
He answered smugly
Using his billiards experience, the last shot he caromed...

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A guy goes into a drugstore to buy some condoms
'Do you want a bag?” cashier asks not seeing a problem
“No, she's not THAT ugly!”
He answered smugly
Using his billiards experience, the last shot he caromed...

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Bought
comfort
in a brand
of green flip-flops
from this blond cashier
who wore pure thoughtlessness
as his new philosophy
while imposing absurd notions
on the youthful minds of persuasion
that inner beauty is overrated...

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Young cashier saw naked dead women when she gave him his change
An involuntary shudder groan came out of her
Their eyes met; his brown orbs turned black
She felt he knew that she sensed what he had done
She was afraid to leave work that night
Would he be waiting to add her to his collection?...

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Stop by for a six-pack of beer
‘Hello!’ Smiles the pretty cashier
‘May I see your ID?
(Are you KIDDING me?
You just made my day AND my year!)

‘Store policy’ She says with a blush
(Is she FLIRTING? Does she have a crush?)
Intuition grows crisper
When I hear a soft whisper
‘Anyway, are you in a big rush?’...

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I’m trying to achieve consummate prudence
But I’ll need to avoid all the pollutants that impeded
My spiritual movement

Diligent in faith and prayer 
But when I approach the cashier
I’m told to “remain steadfast and austere”

I'm resigned to do His will
As I place my hand on the wheel
And take my pep pill...

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The chocolate bars are dozing 
on their shelves, 
the beers and sodas snoring 
in the fridge. 
The magazines, too, have snuggled up 
under their covers for the night. 

I tiptoe down the drowsy aisle 
and back out the door,
not wanting to disturb the cashier
sitting sleepless behind the counter, 
catching up on dreams....

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The cashier guy was eyeing her
In ways enthusiastic.
She thought that he was cute as well;
His smile was just fantastic.

She took her ponytail apart,
Removing the elastic;
And struck a sexy pose, a move
A bit extreme and drastic.

Alas, it didn’t work because
He uttered, quite sarcastic.
“Calm down there, miss – and would you like
A paper bag or plastic?”...

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"Credit or debit" the cashier asked
On my last trip to the store
"Cash" says I and got a funny look
Says she,"No one uses cash anymore
 
 "I know my money's good", says I
"I worked hard enough to make it
And I'll just go to another store
If you don't want to take it."
 
"No," says she "I can take it
But for your information
Before  I do I will need
A picture identification."...

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She went searching for peace at the grocery store.
Those shelves were all empty, her people at war.
There were loaves of loss and heartbreak over by the bread.
"We have a sale on hatred," the store manager said.
She found boxes of empathy mixed in with the teas and
told the young cashier, "I'll take two boxes please."
She went searching for peace at the grocery store.
Those shelves were all empty, her people at war....

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I need plant therapy
begin planting mid May
annuals are brighter and prettier
but I usually plant perennials
because they reappear each year
the red geraniums are nodding to me
a gorgeous hydrangea gives me a nod
better have some Miracle Grow
I do not quite fill up my trunk
So I come back and get three more plants
the cashier smiles at me; she knows me well
Bet I’ll see you two more times today, she says
She is not wrong...

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I was talking with her, and suddenly realized…

I swallow suddenly, and sputter.

The blurring of my eyes, I was eating, and moving, and talking for months.

I remember now, it’s been months.

I was standing in line, and then smiling at the cashier.

Harsh, flashing.

It’s winter.

I missed the fall, the leaves crumbling.

She asks what’s wrong.

I know what’s wrong.

I don’t tell her though.

I smile.

So we can move on....

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