Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

150 Calories An Hour

Got some amazing news, the best news of all
Burn 150 cals an hour smashing your head on a wall
But not recommended
If survival is intended
Could wind up attracting relatives for a final farewell

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Patricia Cresswell October 1, 2017 at 1:32 PM Oh the lumps! Good morning Bam Bam. Jack Ellison October 1, 2017 at 1:58 PM Bam Bam here!!! LOL Hope your day is going well dear Patricia!!! xx

Silent One October 1, 2017 at 7:14 AM Haha! Im sure there are healthier ways to lose weight! Jack Ellison October 1, 2017 at 7:27 AM Must be, eh!!! I ride a bike... less painful! HAVE A SUPER SUNDAY SO!!!