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Calories

Calories are the little buggers that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter. My closet's infested with these parasites.

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/3/2011 1:19:00 PM

hahaha, GOOD ONE. I wish I could find an insect repellent for them. would moth balls work??

Carol Fillmore

Date: 2/3/2011 7:29:00 AM

I have these too!!!! LOL Love this read;)

Robert Pettit

Date: 2/3/2011 7:06:00 AM

Just increase your daily activities, and reduce the intake of calories. If you follow the procedure in the way that's right, soon your clothes will not feel so tight. You have a good submission here. Your words are rather few, but they are quite clear.