Short Britches Poems
Short Britches Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Britches by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Britches by length and keyword.
OH BROTHER
mom mends over skirt
pratfall split in Bob’s britches
Betty’s witty finger
5/7/2017
Senryu
Fat bumblebees work
on pink hydrangea blossom.
Pollen-stuffed britches.
Days grow shorter, blossoms fade.
Honey enough for the winter?
I once had a Doc take some stitches
Apparently not without glitches
Because now when I sneeze
I jerk at the knees
And kick people in the britches
When a leprechaun tightly I caught,
I was hoping for gold in a pot.
But that trickster escaped.
At my hands I just gaped.
His wee britches were all that I got.
Wiccans do ride,
Our full moon tide,
Happy Halloween,
Magic is our scene,
Potions and charms,
Despite flabby arms,
Big girl britches,
Brooms aloft, attawitches!
I was only eight
when I caught the calico box crab freight.
Just a small-town crab-boy in tattered britches,
I found my way to fame and riches,
loaded in a crate.
Good old John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt's
Profoundly bawdy hysterical wit --
Leaves farmers in stitches
'Most burst their britches --
Too bad for this site his jokes are unfit
He would eat puddings and pies galore
And kept swelling and swelling some more
So when his stitches popped
That's when his britches dropped
Rumpled and crumpled up on the floor
These are very trying time I'd say
Try this, try that, but the results are the same
Let's pull up our britches
Turn on the switches
Attack till this virus is shot down in flames
One Halloween nite
While running away from some witches
I ran, until I pooped my britches
Then The Frankenstein creature
With the most frightening features
Laughed until he popped his switches
The eagle mocked the owl
who was tethered by a string
and ended up in bird-lime
that caught him by the wing.
Owl said to eagles
escape if you can
for you'll soon be mock
by the swift knife of man.
Women Witches Who Switches
Trump started searching for women witches,
That from Republican to Democrat switches;
What he resolved,
All had dissolved;
They now will wear blue on their britches.
Jim Horn
teribium,Curium,actinium
sheres of charcoal.
they seek such to
make generated dissisha.
samples the need
for energy.
the need to produce
the world wishes a
freedom from what
currently exist.
Des-alpha motaium.
Was totally overwhelmed by your Birthday wishes
From all over the world, it busted my britches
I apologize if I missed one
I completely came undone
I'm sending you all a bunch of love and kisses
© Jack Ellison 2015
robust wanderings
bring you near
walking stick and old canteen
britches, boots, all unseen
walks forever in the woods
chocolate bars
smoky fire
pull me out
a tent at night
and in the afternoon
sweet hay smell wispers
to the moon.
Form:
My tribute to those Alpha sisters,
They can be very scary witches,
Born with really bossy britches,
No need to argue with such shes,
In accord with place in family,
Sister A pecks down the line,
Verse for Alphas, their place and time......
She was a jolly seamstress Miss Gritches
Who was a whiz at patchin' men's britches
And alterin' ladies skirts
And sewin' buttons on shirts
'Twas said she kept her patrons in 'stitches'
He flaunted his physical riches
That made him too big for his britches
Until a tight zipper
So mangled his dipper
It needed a full forty stitches.
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Written 28 Dec 2018 for the Bawdy Limerick contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin
When laughter was heard in the hall,
The principle thought it was gall.
When down fell his britches,
The class burst in stitches.
The principle burst through the wall.
Refer to Twain's statement: The human race has but one really affective weapon, and that is laughter.
I was always told
I'm too big for my britches
and I guess it's true
not just one way, but in two
one size gets me into trouble
the other one makes me look double
so what's a girl to do
when she's "too big for her britches"
times two
Form:
‘smarty-pants’
too big for his britches
kept his audience
in virtual stitches
on the road from rags to riches
ran into some unforeseen glitches
courtesy of parents' old-fashioned switches
'smarty-pants’ derriere throbs and twitches
Once there was a plumber named Cletus Leaks,
Who when working 'neath sinks exposed his cheeks!
While adjusting his britches,
He left ladies in stitches,
As they all giggled between furtive peeks!
Entry for Joseph May's "Limerick" Contest
(4 Jan 2019)
Hitch up those britches
Don't show those gitches
Stained with skid marks, no gitches
keep the crabs on your private witches
Bust the slack and expose the crack
Makes me see TP and talk some smack
Cover your assets; keep it in the backpack
Or I will use a thumb tack with a good whack!
A marriage will be sweet romance
When the wife's the one who wears the pants.
Free of problems, free of glitches
When it's the wife who wears the britches.
No arguments or ugly scenes
When it's the wife who wears the jeans.
Marriage is lovely, face the facts,
Only when women wear the slacks.
1. My adorable Golden Retriever puppy
2. Naps in between meals
3. He says, “feed me those darn treats!”
4. Captain of our home
5. Shhh...gentle he's a baby...
6. Tears caught by sloppy kisses
7. Way too brave for his britches!
8. Couldn’t ask for a better dog
OTTOANKA CHALLENGE Poetry Contest
March 8, 2019