She Kept 'Em In Stitches

She was a jolly seamstress Miss Gritches

     Who was a whiz at patchin' men's britches

          And alterin' ladies skirts

                And sewin' buttons on shirts

                     'Twas said she kept her patrons in 'stitches'
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Kendrick Avatar
August 10, 2020 at 6:43 AM
Ahh!! Enjoyed reading this one. I got a chuckle which will help keep the doctor away. Thanks for your visit to my page. Sara
Wolf Avatar
August 9, 2020 at 12:24 PM
Very good one! I could use a 'Miss Gritches' around here! Thanks, Bob! :) gw
Hinshaw Avatar
August 9, 2020 at 3:26 PM
Thanks for commenting on my nonsense, Gershon - Bob
Laurie Avatar
August 8, 2020 at 8:40 PM
G'day Bob ... very, very witty indeed. Loved this one. By the way Bob, you mentioned brown snakes. Very dangerous indeed, but the taipan is not only highly venomous, but really aggressive also - thanks for your dose of wit Bob - Lindsay
Hinshaw Avatar
August 9, 2020 at 3:26 PM
Thank you, Sir! Yes, I've seen on TV and read about the taipan - ain't one to mess with! I appreciate the time you take to comment on my nonsense. Bob H
Romios Avatar
August 8, 2020 at 7:24 PM
Hi Bob.. Such an excellent limerick. You, my man, are a cut above the rest with word usage and great fun Pangiexxx Apologies it took me all day to get here! Lump of coal for Christmas
Hinshaw Avatar
August 9, 2020 at 3:24 PM
Thank you, Pangie - your comments mean so much to me. Take good care - Bob
Devonshire Avatar
August 8, 2020 at 6:13 PM
What a fun play on words, Bob! Enjoyed your limerick. Hugs, Carolyn
Hinshaw Avatar
August 8, 2020 at 6:34 PM
Thank you, Carolyn. - glad you enjoyed - Bob
Dietrich Avatar
August 8, 2020 at 2:31 PM
Excellent one!!
Hinshaw Avatar
August 8, 2020 at 3:46 PM
Thank you, Andrea. Have a grand weekend - Bob
Trifiatis Avatar
August 8, 2020 at 2:18 PM
Amusing my friend, Robert. Liked it much. Have a wonderful weekend.
Hinshaw Avatar
August 8, 2020 at 3:47 PM
Glad you enjoyed, Demetrios - take good care - Bob
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