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She Kept 'Em In Stitches

She was a jolly seamstress Miss Gritches Who was a whiz at patchin' men's britches And alterin' ladies skirts And sewin' buttons on shirts 'Twas said she kept her patrons in 'stitches'

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/10/2020 6:43:00 AM

Ahh!! Enjoyed reading this one. I got a chuckle which will help keep the doctor away. Thanks for your visit to my page. Sara

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/9/2020 12:24:00 PM

Very good one! I could use a 'Miss Gritches' around here! Thanks, Bob! :) gw

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 8/9/2020 3:26:00 PM

Thanks for commenting on my nonsense, Gershon - Bob

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/8/2020 8:40:00 PM

G'day Bob ... very, very witty indeed. Loved this one. By the way Bob, you mentioned brown snakes. Very dangerous indeed, but the taipan is not only highly venomous, but really aggressive also - thanks for your dose of wit Bob - Lindsay

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 8/9/2020 3:26:00 PM

Thank you, Sir! Yes, I've seen on TV and read about the taipan - ain't one to mess with! I appreciate the time you take to comment on my nonsense. Bob H

Panagiota Romios

Date: 8/8/2020 7:24:00 PM

Hi Bob.. Such an excellent limerick. You, my man, are a cut above the rest with word usage and great fun Pangiexxx Apologies it took me all day to get here! Lump of coal for Christmas

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 8/9/2020 3:24:00 PM

Thank you, Pangie - your comments mean so much to me. Take good care - Bob