Ed Morris Poet Limerick

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He flaunted his physical riches
That made him too big for his britches
  Until a tight zipper
  So mangled his dipper
It needed a full forty stitches.

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Written 28 Dec 2018 for the Bawdy Limerick contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart January 1, 2019 at 10:43 PM Fabulously droll ;)

Carolyn Devonshire December 31, 2018 at 10:00 PM Naughty, Ed, and I love it! Congrats on two first-place limericks today.

Terry Flood December 31, 2018 at 6:26 PM Not remotely surprised by your win Ed. Congrats

Jan Allison December 31, 2018 at 4:44 PM hilarious Ed wish I'd thought of this one it is so darn funny!:-) many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx Ed Morris December 31, 2018 at 5:24 PM Thanks, Jan.

Tania Kitchin December 31, 2018 at 4:37 PM Ed this was so funny, congratulations on your winning placement! Ed Morris December 31, 2018 at 5:24 PM Thank you, Tania.

Mark Peterson December 29, 2018 at 7:35 AM Masterfully done, and no room for improvement. Ed Morris December 29, 2018 at 10:05 AM Thanks, Mark.

Lindsay Laurie December 28, 2018 at 8:45 PM G'day Ed … it brings a tear to my eye Ted. It'll be buttons from now on I guess - thanks Ed - Lindsay Ed Morris December 29, 2018 at 10:04 AM Laugh, cry, or take warning -- do whatever's appropriate for you. :-)

Terry Flood December 28, 2018 at 6:17 PM Ed, that’s right up my street... wish I’d written it. Good luck in contest. Ed Morris December 28, 2018 at 6:23 PM Thank you, Terry.