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Pants On the Ground

Hitch up those britches Don't show those gitches Stained with skid marks, no gitches keep the crabs on your private witches Bust the slack and expose the crack Makes me see TP and talk some smack Cover your assets; keep it in the backpack Or I will use a thumb tack with a good whack!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 9/25/2010 6:57:00 AM
Wow, very funny write, Doris! Enjoyed!...Gert
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Date: 9/24/2010 7:28:00 AM
Thanks for the cheerie welcome to the club. And glad you enjoyed "Seven Dwarfs".
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Date: 9/24/2010 6:20:00 AM
LOL Very funny, Doris!! Enjoyed. Sometimes seeing the crack gives lonely ladies a bit of a thrill. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 9/24/2010 5:47:00 AM
LOL, Doris so orginal and funny!!! thanks for the smile...Love Michael
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Date: 9/23/2010 10:25:00 PM
HILARIOUS, Doris!!! Wasn't there some guy on american Idol that sang pants on the ground? Love it,Andrea ps Thanks so much for commenting on my blog too.
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Date: 9/23/2010 7:20:00 PM
In a way is kinda funny... And as a response of a question you asked me on one poem of mine "Blood In Vain Falls Heavy" I am not a soldier, never been and don't see much light on being one, but i put myself in their positions and have young friends who are or were at war, i guess for me is not hard to feel what well known eyes feel too...
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Date: 9/23/2010 5:39:00 PM
Would be nice if we could thumb tack them up...I bet next time when they went outside where they could be seen they would have those pants where they belong..Mom...
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Date: 9/23/2010 5:01:00 PM
Very creative and interesting Pants on the ground, Doris
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Date: 9/23/2010 1:59:00 PM
i luv this poem. Another good one! thanks, chuck
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