Short Bot Poems

A human being
wrote this Haiku poem and
not a bot full stop....

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My wife likes to stop for a natter
With friends she will sit down and chatter
Now she does this a lot 
And the size of her bot
Is just getting fatter and fatter...

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On my bike, fifteen gears by derailleur
I set off on my trip round Australia
But the weather was hot 
Blisters grew on my bot
So the journey became quite a failure...

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Digest our words. Oh, syllable counter.
Pseudo feelings, sling bot ropes in the fein.
Hand over fist deals over the counter.
Silk Road, WebMD. RX: Screenshots/dopamine....

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Done or not,
Are you a bot,
Till the time you catch a cot,
Doing leads sometimes to rot,
Mind the writing on dot,
You have a limited time spot,
Enjoy life on a trot....

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Spin off Happy Days
Na-Nu Na-Nu Shaz-Bot man
Planet Ork Mork fly!










                                                          ©    PoeTTreeZ Publishing...

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from the...

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Vogan Poetry inspires us all 

Couth super- of  the world
trailer, stringendo travels afar
Rent center bank me bark me 
recipe, stringendo.for sure for sure 

National poetry month prompt  day eight Vogan Bot Poetry...

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Cosmo Bot
My striped socks match my lollipop,
They make my body rock to the techno pop,
I am a cosmo bot that likes to rock.
If you think you have what I like take a shot.
But be careful because I’m red hot
In my striped socks...

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In our palace lives a bot
    Quite a finicky task it has got

  Thrice daily removes every single spot
    from the royal server -- the '10-2-4' teapot  

  Our bot makes that teapot shine and sparkle
    in case you-know-who returns ~ Ms. Markle...

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I 
don’t want
to call you
my grandmother.
You appear human,
You are just a machine,
programmed to act like nana.
Electric flows through you, not blood.
Brother and sister love you.  I don’t.

Based on the short story “I Sing the Body Electric” by Ray Bradbury

Robert Pettit...

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With or Without You?

Truth or not?
Are you hot?
‘Cos it is bought
Your Medicare card, dot.

When you're caught,
If you fit the slot,
Then you have wrought, 
What is not.

I don't have naught,
I have what I've got,
It's what's sought,
And not rot.

Cos it's about my bot....

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Average Abigail
Abigail Harp
Had a dog
A dog named spot

Spot could see
Abigail not
Does one simply
Turn to a bot?

Each morning Average Abby
Broke a lense in a glass
Cleaned a dish and put it in
a dishwasher?

Mirrors would crack
Heads would twist
Poor Abigail Harp
Turned to mist....

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Well, they’ll mandate ya when you’re in the health department

They’ll  mandate ya when you’re in the education department

They’ll  mandate ya when you work for the government

They’ll  mandate ya when you’re trying to get something to eat

But I would not feel such a bot

ah, everybody must get mandated....

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Always wear thongs when you’re fifty
and let those buttocks bounce
Don’t give a jot ‘bout your wobbly bot
Just flounce that extra ounce
No twin-set and pearls
nor hair in tight curls
just denim and boots
And disguising your roots
Not growing older
Just bigger
And bolder
Keep a smile on your face
And grow old in dis-grace!...

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My Shiny Beetle

I found a shiny beetle,
I call him Glitterbug Jim.
He’s dead and I’m heartbroken
So I’m going to immortalise him.
I’ll wrap him round in resin
So all the world can see
His spindly legs and shiny bot
For all Eternity.
Yes, I’ll wrap him round in resin
And write a mournful verse
So he can rest forever
In his little resin hearse....

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If I were a bot
I’d rhyme a lot
To make you think
That I was not

If I were a bot
You’d think me hot
For I’d be showing
What I’ve got

If I were a bot
I’d have a yacht,
Abs lean and taut
Be highly sought

If I were a bot
I’d have no thought
Tweets careful wrought
Some AI taught

If I were a bot…
Alas, I’m not
So what you see
Is what I’ve got
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I used to like the Wordle bot,
But Times subscriber I am not.
They stuck the bot behind a wall;
I hit max reads, and that is all.

Suppose that is the way of things:
Start out for free, see who it brings.
Then once they’ve got you hooked,
Cough up the dough, or else you’re cooked.

I liked the bot but cannot say
That it’s a cause for me to pay.
If I’d a bird, I might engage
To line the little birdie’s cage....

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         Kittens love robots and robots love kittens.
     Should we be concerned?
         Is there something those two would like to tell us?
    
Besides, cowabungaaaaaaa, coming through, who wants to touch me?!
Here's a it sucks to be you smack for you, wait your turn. Here's a smack for you to enjoy while you look at me zoom on by on my Roomba. While my robot friend dances the rumba. 
On a steel horse I ride....

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as i set here thinking back though the year's of the many blessing 's heart 
break's  and fear's my life has come to a bot standstill . just wondering about the 
times that was real the joy i had when i saw my frist love ,my frist baby , my ture 
best friend  the old dog and cat that jumped over the fence . 
my life went bye like flying color's the hoilday's of learning the life of giving the 
hand in hand that kept us living....

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Through monster blood
he drags his mop
a ticking clock
he can not stop

They are tiny
And unseen
He cleans the world
Of far between

A greased up bot
to rid this plane
of broken toys
On a rainbow train

From up above
He sees them fall
he loves one bot
Above them all

He saw her drop
And bled her dry
so he wouldnt have
To hear her cry

With his broom
he swept her clean
And lost his heart
In the far between 

It is done. Spelling issues.....

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A miasma, death throes, rot,
Dark, cloudy minds, depriver.
Unseen foe, a viral bot,
Life taker, a death harbinger.

Uncontrollable spasms,
Unimaginable fears.
Unstoppable phantasms,
Hunting all of our dears.

So small it is, so deadly,
Invisible, a murderer.
Mankind wails so mournfully,
a small, sinister curdler?

On this terrestrial spaceship,
We dare to stand together.
And push this nefarious blip,
Extinct once and for ever....

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I’d rather have a boss than a bot;
They’re a collaborative mentor, 
bouncing ideas you both flourish;
Only humans can share a vision;

They’re a collaborative mentor;
Inhale what they’re teaching exhale;
Transformation shows inside your eyes;

Bouncing ideas you both flourish;
A computer lacks ambitious drive,
it won’t hook you up with a fist bump;

Only humans can share a vision,
lean into what makes us so unique;
The juice is all of us together....

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the world lulled into a waltz

tis blurry who talks the talk

hopscotch scrawls who walks the walk

future visions blow hot and cold

life with no purpose gets mighty old

seems high five awes don’t erase the flaws

lessons with no plot get no applause

lackluster society doesn’t connect the dots

this dilly-dally world tarnishes the bot

gumption and prudence still adrift

mankind’s journey a repetitive tiff

repeat after me, life’s still a gift...

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FREEBIRD

the rock star intellectuals —
finding life a gas, smoking pot,
erupting all the free liquor,
devilish fame as a bot.

smashing guitars by the dozens,
oozing blood, alcohol and sweat.
impress daughters with their wild haze,
vocal chords slogging through their set.

a plane crash demolished their dreams
— the flash stars reap a reality.
the vibe’s dead there's no second chance
for trio erased from marquee.

5/28/2019

*Loosely based on the Lynyrd Skynyrd Band...

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