Short Bot Poems

A human being
wrote this Haiku poem and
not a bot full stop....

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counterfeit of life’s fortitude and beauty - fatuous cheat-bot...

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True poems evolve from human thought, not from a programmed word-filled bot
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Are u hu-man? Or?
P C imam bot legese?
Woe-ad priest Par'i?

Seine fish (aroma) 
2000 years, new bottles old whine!
Crawling's not flying!!
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My wife likes to stop for a natter
With friends she will sit down and chatter
Now she does this a lot 
And the size of her bot
Is just getting fatter and fatter...

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On my bike, fifteen gears by derailleur
I set off on my trip round Australia
But the weather was hot 
Blisters grew on my bot
So the journey became quite a failure...

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Digest our words. Oh, syllable counter.
Pseudo feelings, sling bot ropes in the fein.
Hand over fist deals over the counter.
Silk Road, WebMD. RX: Screenshots/dopamine....

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Done or not,
Are you a bot,
Till the time you catch a cot,
Doing leads sometimes to rot,
Mind the writing on dot,
You have a limited time spot,
Enjoy life on a trot....

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Spin off Happy Days
Na-Nu Na-Nu Shaz-Bot man
Planet Ork Mork fly!










                                                          ©    PoeTTreeZ Publishing...

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how	

do you 

get to 

                                                                         the center

 
of a toot - 

see pop .....] 

at the bot- 

tom or 

                     top? 

from the...

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Vogan Poetry inspires us all 

Couth super- of  the world
trailer, stringendo travels afar
Rent center bank me bark me 
recipe, stringendo.for sure for sure 

National poetry month prompt  day eight Vogan Bot Poetry...

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Cosmo Bot
My striped socks match my lollipop,
They make my body rock to the techno pop,
I am a cosmo bot that likes to rock.
If you think you have what I like take a shot.
But be careful because I’m red hot
In my striped socks...

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In our palace lives a bot
    Quite a finicky task it has got

  Thrice daily removes every single spot
    from the royal server -- the '10-2-4' teapot  

  Our bot makes that teapot shine and sparkle
    in case you-know-who returns ~ Ms. Markle...

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Listen to poem:

AI is so clever, yet it often trips,
To hallucinate with fibs and skips.
But, don't get mad when it fakes and lies
For it's learned its lines from a billion flawed guys
Mere mortals in AI's fake, bit and byte, guise eyes.
Who checks up on the know-all bot in a genius disguise?...

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I 
don’t want
to call you
my grandmother.
You appear human,
You are just a machine,
programmed to act like nana.
Electric flows through you, not blood.
Brother and sister love you.  I don’t.

Based on the short story “I Sing the Body Electric” by Ray Bradbury

Robert Pettit...

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With or Without You?

Truth or not?
Are you hot?
‘Cos it is bought
Your Medicare card, dot.

When you're caught,
If you fit the slot,
Then you have wrought, 
What is not.

I don't have naught,
I have what I've got,
It's what's sought,
And not rot.

Cos it's about my bot....

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Wielded 
like a
loaded gun
His phone
was thrusted
forth

Proof
of what
I knew 
was false
Refusing
all
discourse

Armed
with but
an empty 
tweet
Chosen
by a
bot

His mind
was trapped 
inside a myth
Whose fiction
dearly
— bought

(Rosemont College: April, 2025)
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Average Abigail
Abigail Harp
Had a dog
A dog named spot

Spot could see
Abigail not
Does one simply
Turn to a bot?

Each morning Average Abby
Broke a lense in a glass
Cleaned a dish and put it in
a dishwasher?

Mirrors would crack
Heads would twist
Poor Abigail Harp
Turned to mist....

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Well, they’ll mandate ya when you’re in the health department

They’ll  mandate ya when you’re in the education department

They’ll  mandate ya when you work for the government

They’ll  mandate ya when you’re trying to get something to eat

But I would not feel such a bot

ah, everybody must get mandated....

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Always wear thongs when you’re fifty
and let those buttocks bounce
Don’t give a jot ‘bout your wobbly bot
Just flounce that extra ounce
No twin-set and pearls
nor hair in tight curls
just denim and boots
And disguising your roots
Not growing older
Just bigger
And bolder
Keep a smile on your face
And grow old in dis-grace!...

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My Shiny Beetle

I found a shiny beetle,
I call him Glitterbug Jim.
He’s dead and I’m heartbroken
So I’m going to immortalise him.
I’ll wrap him round in resin
So all the world can see
His spindly legs and shiny bot
For all Eternity.
Yes, I’ll wrap him round in resin
And write a mournful verse
So he can rest forever
In his little resin hearse....

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If I were a bot
I’d rhyme a lot
To make you think
That I was not

If I were a bot
You’d think me hot
For I’d be showing
What I’ve got

If I were a bot
I’d have a yacht,
Abs lean and taut
Be highly sought

If I were a bot
I’d have no thought
Tweets careful wrought
Some AI taught

If I were a bot…
Alas, I’m not
So what you see
Is what I’ve got
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I love to travel
here and there
today I took the highroad
it was empty and bare
not a single car, bus or taxi
no hikers
most certainly no poets of credibility
I have learned the highroad 
to be void of all traffic
just little old me
with my linguini penguin, a bot or two
my trusty algorithm from India
why they might say my story is
the wizard of artificial intelligence
in the land of Galilee
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I used to like the Wordle bot,
But Times subscriber I am not.
They stuck the bot behind a wall;
I hit max reads, and that is all.

Suppose that is the way of things:
Start out for free, see who it brings.
Then once they’ve got you hooked,
Cough up the dough, or else you’re cooked.

I liked the bot but cannot say
That it’s a cause for me to pay.
If I’d a bird, I might engage
To line the little birdie’s cage....

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         Kittens love robots and robots love kittens.
     Should we be concerned?
         Is there something those two would like to tell us?
    
Besides, cowabungaaaaaaa, coming through, who wants to touch me?!
Here's a it sucks to be you smack for you, wait your turn. Here's a smack for you to enjoy while you look at me zoom on by on my Roomba. While my robot friend dances the rumba. 
On a steel horse I ride....

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