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It's not just happy birthday but happy birthweek.
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i went on date with a woman and she told me she had a probationary period of 3 months. i said i am fine with that as my probationary period is 6 months.
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my best ideas come to me when two coincidences collide
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At the moment I had the idea, I felt the hairs on my back stand up, even though I have no hair on my back.
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consciousness is in the brain, by the brain, for the brain.
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random democracy is of the people, by the people and for the people
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#hashtag
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He seemed like a nice guy, but then I realised he just wanted to bend me.
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with the right angles and shadows we can all look good in photos
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God is great, but made up mate.
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i'm shattered, as i lost a friend on facebook, but the worse part is i don't know who it was yet.
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nurses are God's angels
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words have no bones, but words break bones
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life is but a dream
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use your genes to spread your memes, and use you memes to spread your memes
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the brain is like a muscle. if you don't use it, you lose it.
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I THINK I AM GOING CRAZY OR IS IT JUST THE WORLD AROUND ME THAT IS GOING CRAZY?
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why does a shower after getting really dirty feel go good?
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I'm going to be a cybernaut when i grow up
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LOVE IS THE STRONGEST DRUG KNOWN TO MAN
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I am mans
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Can't we just rehash this on twitter?
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I am so funny, I can laugh myself to death, or to piss myself
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All the dags from school finish up in Canberra
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If someone else can do it, so can I.
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do what you love and you will love doing it
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don't be ordinary, be extraordinary
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A friend indeed, will be a friend you will need.
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Men are very predictable, whereas women are completely unpredictable
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my mum told me to wear clean pair of underpants in case I had an accident, and my dad told me to wear a clean pair of underpants in case I got lucky
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