Short Bmw Poems

My valentine lover is so true.
She will never ever make me blue.
I give her candy.
She thinks it’s dandy.
She really wants a BMW....

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I open the front door
The sun cascades over the trees
And glances off my BMW

One press of the button
The door opens gracefuly
The window slides down quitely
Its time for work
As I enter my world...

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NZH quickly judge, BMW X SPORT, fav       




Pangram 27 Letters in the phrase
7 words 
All 26 Letters of the alphabet used
NZH- NZH New Zealand Herald (New Zealand newspaper)
fav- noun (slang)
noun: fav
a favorite person or thing...

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Living, feeling, driving
V-5
Danger for death
I - What - Feeling
It comes ...
Reputation, hungry stands.
Swerving BMW
Exhaust suck off
Predicting circumfrence, location, pointage
Fidgeting, remembering
Top-Form, what I martial kick you is safety...
Death....

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X-A-Pacx
Smell power of aid
We dance through a complex enough circle, winning and losing.
Acid smell, magnesium burnin' rubber, i-see
Livin' rock n'roll, livin' dance puppet
BMW force and lineage, Merc all-around maker.
Holiday-Inn. Drive?
Bengali tiger on the loose, strap on that rope.
Sure I can, yes that's right I can....

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R-iding in a fast and coolest BMW,
O-verwhelmed by the fantastic view,
A-nother experience to be with nature,
D-azzling scenery, greenest earth so pure,

T-rip with a great mission in reality,
R-oads are smoothest away from the city,
I-nteresting discovery as we travel along,
P-eople are awesome as my companion. 


August 24, 2013
7th Place Winner
For Kim Merryman's "Road Trip" Contest...

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Can't be for an old Stanley Steamer
With Bernie my car is a screamer
With magnet en route
If you see me please toot 
It’s strategically stuck on my bimmer*


*This is the correct spelling for a BMW car or person.  Mine is a previously-owned (many times over) 3-series with 259,000 miles that we maintain.  Apologies for burning fossil fuel, but at least there is no depreciation to deal with....

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life takes many forms
many shapes and sizes
choose the one fits you the best
make this judgement not in 
haste
whether in slums
or in palace
whether in BMW 
or in auto
whether your clothes are 
branded
or not
matters a trifle.

if you born poor
not your mistake
if you die poor, 
certainly
your mistake.

life has twists and turns
nothing back returns
thus prison your precious life
in an autobiography....

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Script

Zoom zoom goes the car with drug dealers

Being chased by the cops in a spotted deal

The exchange was spotted by the police

Who gave chase six shooters drawn

Firing at the fleeing BMW that sped away

Bullets zinged into it others were fired back

It was a right cowboys and Indians time

Just like a movie film with John Wayne

Who will win the cops or dealers?

It’s just like a films script but real...

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I needed just your life

I met a woman. On the train. Magnetized
My life, my heart. I hoped the woods of life

I was a poor man. I am a poor man. No love
No money, no car, no BMW, no castle. No woman

“She is the daughter of a big man,” said Satan.
This is true. Satan is right. Loved heart.

I forgot that woman. But she cannot forget me
She is reading these lines, I know. Just read, and read

Someone
Your poet
Loved you
...

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A Stolen Purse

By Elton Camp

Sue’s BMW was parked in front of her house
Where her purse was stolen by some louse

The neighborhood was supposed crime free
Because it was located in a gated community

The purse was worth $400, Sue did claim
A wallet valued at $200 she also did name

Her purse also contained a nice little stash
In it was $800, every bit of it in cold cash

Sue doesn’t know what she is going to do
For the thief got her food stamps cards too...

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Three men were hanging 
On the balance of life

One man dreams on a full lunar eclipse
That a black door was about to close
And an orange star was in opposition to a pink moon

The 5 year old BMW they were riding in
Lost all of its electrical power under a Mercury retrograde
Locked in a four-door coffin rolling down the interstate

Pray for fresh air
Pray for the power steering to turn back on
Pray for an emergency lane

Three last rites
Two birthday memories
One last breathe...

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